Me, Myself & I 11 Review

Reviewed by Aaryanna  on  11/10/2023

A GREAT STOCKING STUFFER – FOR THE YOUNG GALS AND GUYS ON YOUR XMAS LIST – OH MY

The holiday season isn't too far away and I'm always on the lookout for FUN GIFTS that would make great STOCKING STUFFERS for the young 'uns on my shopping list.

And I think ME, MYSELF & I, Volume Eleven, from the Babes studio would fit the bill quite nicely.

I'm a firm believer that PORN can play a positive role in most everyone's life. The key is to find the appropriate content for each person, right?

So, if you're just starting out in your own enjoyment of PORN (or know someone who is, or will be), I've always thought that a nice STRIPTEASE title would be a great way to get the ball rolling.

Unfortunately, STRIPTEASE isn't as popular as it once was, like in the days when even basic nudity was pretty risqué. Oh my. But, nevertheless, I keep searching.

You can imagine my delight, therefore, when I found ME, MYSELF & I, Volume Eleven, from the Babes studio.

The SETTINGS are bright and clean, the PHOTOGRAPHY is quite flattering and the GIRLS look very young and contemporary.

(Gee, I wish ADULT CONTENT had been this nice when I was starting out. Kids today have no idea how lucky they are, especially when it comes to PORN, wouldn't you agree?)

As another thought, some might consider this to be more of a MASTURBATION video than a STRIPTEASE movie. I think it's BOTH.

There are FIVE wonderful scenes and the amount of SELF-TOUCHING and SELF-PENETRATION varies with each vignette. Don't worry, everything is very tastefully done. There's nothing too shocking or extreme. Just good, wholesome fun.

Thinking more broadly, this would also be a great video for YOUNG GIRLS to enjoy to both FORTIFY their own self-image while also TICKLING their innate bisexual urges. Very cool.

It's not GIRL-GIRL, it's just GIRL-ONLY. But you have to start somewhere, right?

CANDICE BRIELLE

Candice is a cute blonde with pretty eyes who reminds me a little of Aurora Snow, one of my favorite actresses from around the turn of the new millennium (early 2000's). She has curly locks which cascade down to her shoulders. She's dressed attractively in a sort of baby doll nighty.

She teases us by threatening to pull down the front of her UNDIES – or to lift up the back of her NEGLIGEE. She has on an enticing "Y" shaped black THONG underneath. Candice gives us a tantalizing slow reveal, showing us her naked snatch before she bares her tits.

She strips in front of a blue reflecting pool, and her silhouette reminds me of the famous Venus de Milo statue. Cool. Candice's frame is thin and lithe, as you would expect a young girl to be. But her breasts are surprising full (or more so than I was expecting). They are very firm without a hint of sag. But with her trim figure, she looks to be about FIVE YEARS younger when she's totally naked. Except for her cute boobies, she appears to be about SIXTEEN or SEVENTEEN. Nice.

Candice bends and poses for us, eventually giving us a nice rear view of her very tasty cooch. She then sits facing us, and spreads her legs to give us a fine peek within. The views of her pussy are somewhat fleeting. Candice's best image comes when she kneels on all-fours, which shows off her shapely rear, and her clean-shaven twat from behind.

When she finally reclines sideways on the bench she's been using, her nipples become pinker and somewhat erect. It means that she's ready for you to fuck her, right?

The camera finishes with close-in views of her very pretty face. Her scene is a tease of the more intimate fare to come. A very nice opening segment.

NATALIA E

Natalia is a tall and thin brown-haired brunette with boyish hips and a very cute rear. She's wearing a sort of beige THONG with a built-in GARTER BELT suspending brown knitted stocking. Up top, she's sporting a loose-fitting wool HOODED sweater that reaches down only to the top of her bare midriff.

She's turned away from us for the first few minutes, but when she finally decides to face us, her VISAGE is shrouded by her hoodie. She does have a very pretty nose and mouth, which is framed by her beautiful mane which tumbles down to her breasts.

When she ultimately reveals her face, we find that Natalia has sparkling eyes, nice cheekbones, and a very delicate chin. For some reason, she's surprisingly much prettier than I was expecting. Her makeup is very artfully done. But without it, she'd probably look to be about FIFTEEN (not much older than the guys and gals possibly getting off to her, huh?) Neat.

She's in a kitchen, and she reclines back completely on the center island. She flips her hair dramatically behind her which makes her look older and sexier.

Natalia does a slow STRIPTEASE for us. And, like Candice before her, Natalia delightfully looks YOUNGER with every garment she removes. I especially liked how she undid her bra while looking away from us. But she then tosses it back at the camera flippantly, as if to make sure we're paying attention. Natalia has very pretty shoulders and a very lean torso.

When she turns once again to face us, we see that she has very PETITE breasts, which make her look even younger and more innocent. Sweet. She reclines again on the island and slowly pushes down her UNDIES. She's quite fair and delicate down there, and I immediately felt my own juices start to flow. Hers is a near perfect image of burgeoning WOMANHOOD.

She touches herself, and the camera gives us a very tantalizing look at her PRETTY NAKED FORM from ABOVE, the kind of view you'd see right before you SCREW HER. (This is an image of Natalia you won't want to miss.) Her nicely trimmed bush was extra inviting to see.

With her legs wantonly spread, my own PENIS-ENVY meter was easily off-of-the-charts, and I too only wanted to fuck her. (So, I paused the video here as I took care of business.)

Natalia strokes her pussy more extensively, reaching from behind and from the front, but she never really PENETRATES herself. The camera also gives us numerous teasing PERSPECTIVES of her doing so – from all around her perimeter.

Natalia's lean form really highlights for us how BEAUTIFUL a young girl can be – well before she turns EIGHTEEN. (In my own perfect world, babes in their MID-TEENS will be able to appear in SOLO videos like this one. Why should we let such NUBILE gorgeousness go to waste? This would an incredible ALTERNATE reality, huh?)

EMMA MAE

Emma Mae is the tantalizing BLONDE on the box cover, and the reason I picked up this title. And she's just as pretty in her vignette. (She's dressed identically.) And I certainly wasn't disappointed in her performance.

I just love the KNEES-UP view of her PEEKING-PUSSY on the box art, don't you? Now imagine her – without UNDIES – and that's how she looks during most of her scene. Sweet.

Emma Mae arrives wearing the most clothes of any girl so far. Which means – she also has the most to satisfyingly TAKE OFF, right? And she does.

With her more polished EYE MAKEUP and her numerous tattoos, Emma Mae looks quite a bit older than the other girls, especially in terms of implied SEXUAL experience. (She also has unbelievably NICE TITS, as we'll soon see.)

When she pulls down the front of her bra to reveal her BREASTS, the camera initially gives us a nice soft-focus view of her light brown areolas and her teeny-tiny nipples that are just perfect for SUCKING upon. She kneads her boobies seductively to warm them up.

But in a surprising move, Emma leaves the front of her chest harness pulled down – which acts like a PUSH-UP shelf bra to elevate her boobs and make them stick out like a pair of menacing TORPEDOES – which look INCREDIBLY SEXY. Cool.

Down south, Emma Mae is wearing this seductive SEE-THRU black THONG which dives down invitingly between her THIGHS up front – while nicely framing the rosy cheeks of her beautiful ASS out back.

Emma likes to squat down, which causes us to focus on her LOWEST POINT – her very inviting CROTCH. It's hard to pull our attention away. The camera lingers there as well to further reward our concentration. Perverts.

When Emma Mae points her very sensual ASS at us, we quickly notice how much shapelier her HIPS and BUTT are as compared to the other, much younger girls. At several point, Emma Mae threatens to PULL DOWN her panties. But she instead cleverly PULLS THEM ASIDE – to give us a tantalizing glimpse of her pretty pink snatch.

She then sits in a corner (as she does on the cover) and begins to touch and rub her pussy. Her twat is a series of vertical lines which draws our attention in. It makes you wish that your OWN HAND was right there helping her. Emma Mae is just so darn SEXY – that I was greatly tempted to get my own fingers really sticky once again. (So, I did. Sick.)

She removes her panties entirely, and spreads her knees wide to finally give us a fully UNIMPEDED view. Her lovely thighs are so incredibly smooth, I could almost feel them BRUSHING up against my FACE (as though I were EATING her).

See, it helps when watching a STRIPTEASE video – to have a very vivid imagination. The movie is just the TRIGGER, right? And it's easy to let your thoughts run wild with a girl as SEXY as Emma Mae.

The camera then PANS satisfyingly UP-AND-DOWN, starting with her succulent CUNT, lingering briefly on her wondrous TITS, before settling on her gorgeous FACE – before REPEATING the process in REVERSE. My eyes are in seventh heaven.

Emma Mae then embarks on a mission to seriously RUB HERSELF OUT. The camera gets down low -- and peeks around her THIGHS – at her ever-more-agitating FINGERS. Her nicely polished nails just add to the visual delight.

Emma Mae lies back and opens her LEGS still wider. The camera positions itself directly in front – to make our view ever more EXPLICIT. Emma Mae has very delicate PUSSY LIPS which makes her act of self-indulgence seem even prettier. She begins to slide her middle finger deeper-and-deeper.

As an aside, Emma Mae's seductive COSTUMING is used to cleverly direct our attention. The straps of her BRA guide our eyes to her stupendous BREASTS. And her black thigh-high STOCKINGS herd our vision direction at her CORE.

Emma Mae then grabs a handy and very slender CLEAR GLASS DILDO, which she slowly inserts into herself. Her PUSSY LIPS begin to flare out – as though her twat is a loving MOUTH reaching out to suck upon the slender PHALLUS passing within.

Emma Mae then lies back and quickens her pace, until she climaxes, and then LICKS the toy afterwards to tenderly enjoy her own TASTE upon it. She smiles lasciviously towards the camera, while mouthing sweetly on the tip as though it were a REAL cock. This is the final image of Emma Mae that the camera leaves us with – before slowly dissolving away.

This was a very INTIMATE introduction to the sensuousness of VAGINAL penetration. Emma Mae's beauty made this physical realization seem both effortless and totally natural, which it is.

I might add that Emma Mae also appears on the box of another prior episode of this series (Me, Myself and I, Volume 10), which I also hope to check out.

CONNIE CARTER

Connie Carter is a gorgeous brunette. Her claim to fame, at least in this video –is how DEEPLY she plunges her fingers into her PUSSY (repeatedly), and the STU-PENDULOUS (get it?) loveliness of her VOLUPTUOUS breasts. Ooh la la!

We find Connie lounging on a clean white sofa wearing a colorful men's PLAID work shirt, tied-up to show-off her bare MIDRIFF. Below that, she has on an appropriately matching set of CUT-OFF jeans. She smiles upon your arrival. She appears to be hanging out – just to give YOU a personal STRIPTEASE. How cool is that?

She UNBUTTONS her shirt to reveal the HEALTHIEST set of KNOCKERS amongst any of the girls so far. They are perfectly formed, pointy at the tips – and delightfully concave across the tops. And if you were to picture in your mind what the most beautiful set of TATA's would look like, Connie's pair would surely come very close. Sigh.

Connie pushes off her jeans, to reveal a lovely set of embroidered white PANTIES underneath. They have a slight SEE-THRU quality which only serves to heighten our interest.

After completely removing her top, Connie gets on all-fours and points her beautiful ASS at us. Only the fabric of her undies is protecting her MODESTY from our gaze. She slides her FINGERS underneath to work their magic. She eventually pulls the material ASIDE to provide us with a completely unhindered view. She also spreads apart her LABIA allowing us to enjoy the pinkishly MOIST CENTER hidden within. Sweet.

She rubs gently around the outside – before plunging TWO FINGERS deeply inside – all of the way up to her KNUCKLES. Oh my. She uses her INDEX and MIDDLE fingers which look very feminine since her digits are so delicate. She works them in-and-out until her MOANS of delight crescendo to fill the entire room.

In terms of content, Connie's scene is definitely more MASTURBATION than STRIPTEASE. But the show is still wonderfully CAPTIVATING, nevertheless. I can't seem to peel my eyes away. And you won't be able to, either.

Connie's smooth thighs are also very inviting. Girls, this is the delicious REAR view you'd see of another woman's PUSSY if the two of you were engaged in a passionate SIXTY-NINE. Get out.

The camera lingers on this heady rear perspective of Connie's pretty cunt SO LONG that I was again tempted to touch myself ALONG with her (and I did). But this time, I used both the "pause" and "repeat" features to better extend my own viewing enjoyment. (Ah, the joys of physical media, right?)

Connie finally whips off her panties, and her TOTALLY NAKED side view is absolutely mesmerizing. Her flawless skin is delightfully unbroken from her ankles up to her very pretty shoulders. She's on all-fours, and her dangling stalactites hang deliciously from her chest, and they quiver ever so slightly as she pulls her panties free.

When Connie flips over to lie on her back, we're finally rewarded with a complete view of her FACE, which is just as gorgeous as the rest of her. But Connie definitely looks a little older and more mature than the other girls. She must be a whopping TWENTY-THREE-YEARS-OLD, at most (my God).

She spreads her legs again to pleasure herself, but she's much more gentle this time. Her breasts aren't dangling now, and they instead look like giant pillows. Her concave hips form a nice bowl which focuses our attention downwards to her pussy. Connie once again uses her first TWO FINGERS to impale herself as her moaning returns and gets deeper-and-deeper.

That's just where Connie wants us to end up, as she SMILES contentedly after climaxing, and the camera slowly cuts away.

I don't think that the director could've depicted a girl's satisfying exploration of SELF-DISCOVERY any more beautifully than this. Sweet.

SAPPHIRA

Sapphira is another absolutely scrumptious brunette, but with a significantly smaller rack than Connie before her. But that's okay. Whereas Connie's performance emphasized PENETRATION, Sapphira is more focused on RUBBING OUT her clitoris, and enjoying the tantalizing pleasure that results. Sweet.

Sapphira has a very alluring figure. She has on the cutest white ruffled THONG down below, with a matching poofy-sleeved SEE-THRU TOP up above. She has a narrow waist and a really cute bum. I can't wait to see more of her – and what she does to her sweet cunt.

Sapphira traipses seductively around the room which is furnished in soft fabrics of BLACK and GREY, which is a nice contrast to her VIRGINAL white attire. She sits sideways on a soft STONE-COLORED carpet to begin her undressing.

Sapphira has a very pretty face. She has deep, dark eyes, luscious lips, and a smooth jawline. And she reminds me a bit of a very young COURTNEY COX (Friends). Cool.

She pulls down her top to reveal her pretty champagne-glass shaped breasts. They have dainty QUARTER-SIZED areolas with PINKISH-BROWN nipples. They aren't anywhere near as huge as Connie's tata's before her. But they go well with a girl who is easy to imagine as not being a day over FIFTEEN. (Gee, is this how Courtney Cox looked – when she was the same age?) Neat.

Sapphira pushes her gathered top down her legs and off of her ankles. She's now TOPLESS and her half-naked form is breathtaking to behold. She clutches and covers her breasts reflexively, which makes her look even more seductive.

She leans back slightly and gently spreads her legs – to give us our first tempting view of her still panty-covered SNATCH. She sits sideways towards us and arches her back, which really emphasizes the alluring CURVINESS of her very cute ass. Our eyes traverse back-and-forth between her pretty REAR and her naked TITTIES out front.

After much teasing on her part, Sapphira finally pulls down her undies to reveal her entire BIRTHDAY SUIT to us in all of its glory. The camera catches a quick glimpse of her naked snatch and her SWEETLY CHEWABLE pussy lips nestled within.

Seeing Sapphira naked – only makes me imagine all of the FIFTEEN and SIXTEEN-YEAR-OLD girls who could just as easily be showing themselves off at the same age – as soon as their HIPS and BREASTS have fully ripened. This would indeed be a glorious future GOLDEN AGE, wouldn't you agree?

Sapphira then faces the camera directly and spreads her GAMS wide to treat us to the most enticingly candid view of her NAKED PUSSY that anyone could ever ask for. She's totally CLEAN-SHAVEN and NICELY GROOMED. She licks the flat side of her fingers to liberally apply some needed lubrication to her twat.

She lies back with her head resting on a cushion, as the camera works its way around to give us MULTIPLE VIEWS of her sexy LOWER HALF. Sapphira's pussy lips have just a bit of PIGMENT which only adds to their visual allure.

Getting more serious, Sapphira at one point uses both her SALIVA and her own natural PUSSY JUICES to moisten herself. She then physically defines her slit with ONE HAND and strokes her face soothingly with the OTHER.

The rest of her scene provides us with both FACE-UP and FACE-DOWN (on all-fours) views of her beautiful COOCH – as she works her fingers within.

The camera lingers LONG and LOVINGLY on her pretty groove. Girls, this would be a great time – to TOUCH yourself along with Sapphira.

Or, better yet – how about MASTURBATING along with her – while your BOYFRIEND watches you do it? Talk about a real WIN-WIN. Yeah.

Sapphira, lies back, FACE-UP, to finally bring herself to conclusion. She CARESSES herself all over afterwards. The camera then quickly cuts away – as the CREDITS begin to roll. A wonderful CULMINATION to a very satisfying video. Good job.

EXTRAS

As extras, there really aren't any. Boo hoo. What you SEE (in the scenes) is what you GET.

There are, however, numerous CHAPTER BREAKS, which nicely facilitate finding just the segment you are seeking. How very considerate of them, thank you.

CONCLUSION

This video is like a GOOD BOOK to curl up with on a RAINY DAY. It's just BEAUTIFUL women; very warm and reassuring. In case I haven't made myself abundantly clear, this would be a WONDERFUL title to either JERK-OFF or FINGER-YOURSELF to. (I certainly did, the latter. More than once. Tee hee.) The visuals are truly breathtaking. Enjoy.