Me Luv U Long Time 8 Review

Reviewed by Pagoda  on  12/16/2005

Note about the scoring: The sex rating is specifically for the 1st scene on the disc. It's exceptional.

Initial Expectations

I actually have high hopes for this title.  I've seen Kaiya Lynn and Nyomi Zen in downloads, and each impressed me right away.  I wanted to see them again.  Plus, it's got Manuel Ferrara, Kurt Lockwood and Toni Ribas--hotties, all.  It is RLD, so I expect the boys to be rough with their hands.  It's an all Asian female cast, so I expect the boys to go easy on the girls' asses.  In other words, I expect to really like this movie.

Kaiya Lynn with Manuel Ferrara

It's worth buying this movie for this scene alone.  Let me just start by saying that I love Manuel Ferrara.  I think he's sexy as fuck.  That said, there are many different levels to Manuel's depravity, and I prefer him in the middle range.  I don't want him de-fanged and de-clawed as is usually done to him in "couples" movies.  That's just wrong--to sedate and strip the essence from a wild creature is to sin against nature.  However, I also don't want him running rampant, completely off-leash.  When he's given no limits, he rushes to act out every perverted idea that has ever popped into his head, some of which are downright comical.  When he is set loose, he reminds me of the Tasmanian Devil, and he makes me nervous.  I like Manuel best when he's put in a giant cage--given some clear boundaries.  For me, the most interesting Manuel exhibit is the Vag-Only - No Forced Gagging Habitat.  He paces back and forth, rubbing up against the bars, taking occasional swipes at passersby,  straining to break free. Seeing a naturally dominant, aggressive man show some barely-contained restraint is a major, major turn-on for me.  It's even better when he's paired with a demanding, assertive woman, such as Kaiya Lynn.

Kaiya is Japanese American, and at first she can look dour and too serious.  But, as you'll see in the pre-action interview, when she smiles, the room lights up.  She's a fun-loving girl with a great attitude about her job, and she's obviously in it for the sex as well as the money.  She made the most of this scene, that's for sure.  I won't go through every position play-by-play.  The tone is what's important here, and Kaiya sets it.  This is significant.  I've seen Manuel dominate (figuratively) the other male talent in a scene, run roughshod over most female talent, and hijack control from complacent directors.  Kaiya Lynn, in contrast, made Manuel work.  She placed demand after demand on him, telling him, "Make me cum again," repeatedly.  He did damn well meeting her sexual demands, I must say.  Ms. Kaiya appeared to be very satisfied with his efforts many, many times.  This is when I think Manuel is at his most sexy--when he's completely focused and determined to please.  To me, the sex between two strong personalities is very interesting and exciting, likely because I don't see it very often.

Manuel pulls some rough moves on Kaiya, but he does it step by step.  It's like he's testing that cage, hoping he won't get electrocuted.  I only saw him do one thing that she didn't like, which was to hook his fingers in over her bottom teeth and control her head by holding her jaw.  Everything else, she accepted, and I would too, if presented to me that way.  Most girls like a spanking, but he tested her limits, spanking her harder each time.  He gripped her hair, letting her realize what he was doing, giving her a chance to shrug him off, before he yanked her head back and pinned it to the sofa.  He even coaxed her smack her own face--to see how it feels.  It's like a spanking, just on different cheeks.  So when he did it, she was prepared and seemed to like it (I would).  Meantime, Manuel worked his ass off to make her cum about a bazillion times.  This looks like some damn good sex.  These two are exhausted by the end.  They must've lost 5 pounds each, just in sweat, during this scene.  And my pocket rocket, Old Red?  Didn't even need it.  I came every time Kaiya did, with minimal effort.  Her level of arousal built higher and higher, and being an empathetic girl, so did mine.  This scene rocks.  If one of my girlfriends were to ask me to recommend some Manuel, in addition to his scene with Penny Flame in "Sport Fucking 4," I'd recommend this one.  And those of you curious about Kaiya, I recommend this scene as an example of her excellent work, too.  Don't worry--Kaiya released Manuel back into the wild when she was finished with him.  In fact, his radio collar is currently transmitting valuable tracking data to scientists while he happily roams his mating territory in the Pyrenees.  ;-)

Nyomi Zen with Manuel Ferrara and John Strong

I liked Nyomi Zen the first moment I saw her (elsewhere) for many reasons.  First, she's got the sexiest voice in all of porn.  Just imagine "Crouching Tiger" star Michelle Yeoh talking dirty, and you've got Nyomi.  Which leads me to the second reason--she's from Malaysia.  Let me repeat that.  She's a Malay immigrant.  Malaysia is a mostly Islamic state, and Nyomi herself acknowledges the conservatism of her home country in the BTS.  I think it's so cool that a woman would break away from a truly oppressive society, come to America, and defy the jerks back home by fucking publicly--and well, I might add.  That's... so... fucking... awesome.  So, I have no objectivity when it comes to Nyomi Zen.  I'm an instant fan, plain and simple.  She could read a phone directory aloud and I'd buy it--and watch it!  Third, she's beautiful. She's slender, she has a beautiful smile, and some charming self-inflicted tattoos.  I love her.  I first saw Nyomi get fucked by Tommy Gunn, who was gentle and careful with her.  Although there was a language barrier, Nyomi made it very clear what she wanted.  She does the same in this scene, with Manuel Ferrara and John Strong.

Yeah, they do their best to dominate her, but she ain't having any more of their domination than she wants.  She totally rocks.  I'm coming to realize that I don't like the combo of Manuel Ferrara and John Strong.  They're both alphas, and they compete for supremacy constantly.  The woman sometimes ends up the loser in their contest (from my POV), because neither of them stay in one place long enough for her to get into a groove. I wouldn't recommend this scene to my girlfriends, but I do urge everybody--not just Asian-aficionados--to check out Nyomi Zen.  She's a breath of fresh air.  I can't say she's best-showcased here, but I can say--whatever you do, don't miss her.

Michelle Maylene with Kurt Lockwood

(Homer voice) Mmmm... Kurt Lockwood.  He's adorable; sexy and innocent-looking, with a beautiful smile.  On top of that, he's the best (I've seen) at  physically subduing a woman while worshiping her at the same time.  He rocks.

But... for long portions of this scene, all you see is his dick.  There are a couple things that make Kurt Lockwood special.  One is his angelic face and accompanying generous attitude. Another is his awesome submission holds.  I find cocks marginally interesting on occasion, but Kurt Lockwood's hands are always exceptionally erotic to me.  The man knows how to pin a woman to his body, or to any other surface, and make her very, very happy.  I'd venture to say he personifies my ultimate sex partner, because he performs the rough stuff with genuine kindness.  He does interesting, exciting things to Michelle in this scene, but often you have to peer over his bouncing balls to see them.

Michelle is a vivacious girl.  She's energetic, sensuous, fun-loving and enthusiastic.  She responds whole-heartedly to each of Kurt's physical demands, like when he pins her arm behind her back while he pulls her hair and fucks the hell out of her.  I was jealous.  In turn, she really wanted to please him, and please him she did.  Note to fans of long hair:  Michelle has beautiful hair that falls to her ass.  While blowing Kurt, he wrapped her hair around his cock.  Hair fetishists should dig that.  Thumbs up for Kurt and Michelle, and the combination thereof.  They had a good day at the office--or gave that impression.  I just wish it had been shot differently.

P.S.  Kurt has cut his hair, so I can't make Luke Skywalker jokes anymore.  :-(

Destiny with John Strong

John Strong is not my type.  I like my men pretty, and John's more of a Marlboro man.  However, always on the lookout for new female talent, I gave this scene a shot.  I really did.  Unfortunately Destiny was not the star of tomorrow I was looking for.  Some might find her attractive, and she's a bit of a curiosity because one of her breasts is noticeably larger than the other.  She just didn't do anything for me.  I won't dispute that both Destiny and John seem to have a good time (he is much better 1-on-1), I just didn't get off on them.   I watched pieces of this scene for what seemed like great lengths of time, and I think I gave it a fair shake.  Didn't strike my fancy.

Maxine with Brandon Iron

Wow.  This scene is really cool.  It really stands out on this disc because it's a genuine D/s scene.  I recommend watching the BTS prior to watching this scene.  During the sex, Maxine often looks utterly miserable, but she's not.  She's humiliated, yes, but she likes that.  She just has a face that looks sad when she's not smiling.  I knew this scene was going to be special when, after donning an O-ring gag and posing herself on a big ottoman, Brandon made Maxine wait for several minutes while he shot some pool.  She looks like she's done this many times before, that this is part of her real sex life, and that she loves the ritual of it.  I must say that the gag made me really claustrophobic.  She's a braver woman than I am.  I had to skip through that part.  I was starting to freak out.

Brandon really puts Maxine through her paces, making her crawl around, making her service him, and putting the rough moves on her, but he's nice about it.  I was impressed.  Maxine was turned way, way on by his treatment of her.  Her juices literally poured out of her.  I don't think I've ever seen a woman more aroused in a porno scene. 

I'm not going to divulge too much about this scene, because the surprises are half the fun of watching it.  I will say that, if you're curious to see the work of a real service sub, as Maxine calls herself, check this out.  It's not for everyone, that's for sure.  I can't say it turned me on, but it certainly did fascinate me.  P.S. I want that house--furnished and decorated exactly as-is.  That place is gorgeous!

Veronica Lynn with Toni Ribas and John Strong

I finally broke my Toni Ribas cherry, and now I know what all the fuss is about.  The man is delicious!  Not only is he gorgeous, he's got a fun sense of humor.  Seems like a nice guy, which makes him even sexier.  I would like to see him 1-on-1 with a girl.  Having him tag-teamed with John Strong probably wasn't the best introduction to him.  I didn't think the scene was all that great, but I did like Veronica Lynn.  She's pretty, and she's got a lithe figure.  And, she wears one of the best, classiest outfits I've ever seen in porn, if you can call it an outfit.  She fucks the entire time wearing her garter and stockings, and her delicate stiletto pumps.  I mean, these are nice expensive stockings--probably silk, and nude in color.  Very elegant.  Also, you can see more of her personality (and more of Toni Ribas) in the BTS.  Don't miss it.  They "rehearsed" quite a bit, and when told he was appearing in a "Me Luv U Long Time," Toni told Veronica, "Me Luv U From Five Minutes Ago," in his Antonio Banderas accent.  I can tell I'm going to fall for this guy.  My stud farm is getting crowded.

Summary

There's some really good sex on this disc.  It gets the Old Red seal of approval.