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Mayhem Massacre Review

Mayhem

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Reviewed by DreamWeaver  on  4/12/2004
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Movie Review: Mayhem Mayhem Massacre
General Summary
Theme
All sex
Expectations
I'll be expecting well captured sex scenes, attractive women, albeit a little on the trashy side and all types of sex with a grungy, dirty edge.
General Impression

One good scene out of five isn't bad. Or is it? Ashley Long, who can be found in over a hundred titles, puts in the best performance of the DVD with Steve Holmes. Unfortunately, that's all this DVD has to offer. Pason is a cute redhead who has a decent scene, although you can see much better of her in Anal Trainer vol 6 and the rest of the scenes aren't even worth a spin.

What I liked
Pason, Rhiannon Bray and Ashley Long are easy on the eyes and Steve Holmes gives Ashley's tonsils and backdoor a fetching workout.
What I disliked

Average to sub standard production values with repeated lighting/shadow problems from beginning to end. The cast is also unimpressive with uninspiring sex. Mr. Marcus' inability to deliver a popshot with Rhiannon Bray following a long-winded romp pretty much sums it up.

 

Scene Summary

Scene One

Cast: Pason
Scene Type: boy/girl
Theme: oral, straight sex, anal, ptm
Scene Rating: 2.75 out of 5

Pason (middle, right box cover) is a pretty, slim redhead that crawls out wearing a pink fishnet top, black stockings, high heels and a black face mask. She treats Mark Ashley to a blowjob with not the greatest of camera work (mostly consisting of rotating side angles) before removing her mask and bending over a couch as Mark buries his tongue into her backside. She's vag penetrated in the doggy and mish position before Mark slowly slides his meat into her ass while laying on her back. The moderately paced butt sex continues in RC and spooning ending with a popshot to Pason's lips & chin. For those interested, there's really very little of gaping or ATM despite what the back cover reads. Overall, a decent scene but void of 'passion' and there is lighting/shadow issues.


Scene Two

Cast: Vicky Vette
Scene Type: boy/girl/boy
Theme: oral, straight sex, anal, dp
Scene Rating: 2.25 out of 5

Cover girl Vicky Vette is a trashy looking blonde that's tag teamed by Mr. Pete & Mark Wood. She briefly sucks them both before they take turns fucking her cookie in RC and cowgirl. Bending over and working her mouth on Marks rod, she's sodomized from behind with more anal mayhem in the spooning position. Following a double penetration in cowgirl, Vicky kneels on the floor and takes two popshots to her lapping tongue. Another average scene with questionable lighting.


Scene Three

Cast: Miss Arroyo
Scene Type: boy/girl
Theme: oral, straight sex, anal, ptm, dp
Scene Rating: 2 out of 5

Miss Arroyo (left, second from bottom box cover) is a thick booty brunette with two large tattoos on her upper back. In this outdoor scene and on a white leather couch, she's tag teamed by Dick Nasty and Chris Charming with the standard opening oral with vag, anal and double penetrations to follow. The scene ends, thank gawd, with two feeble popshots to her extended tongue. Not the most attractive girl and again there are lighting issues, more specifically on the close-ups.


Scene Four

Cast: Rhiannon Bray
Scene Type: boy/girl
Theme: oral, straight sex
Scene Rating: 2.25 out of 5

Rhiannon Bray has a new pair of breasts to show off, three months old in fact, and brings out Mr. Marcus for a fondle followed by an eye-catching blowjob. Rhiannon is a pretty, tall brunette with very long, dark and curly hair. She can't be found on the back box cover, unfortunately, but rest assured, she looks great in front of a camera. The two continue to share sucks and licks in the 69 position before Rhiannon is penetrated in the doggy, cowgirl and mish position ending with a blank popshot. Not even a drop of cream came from Mr. Marcus! Despite Rhiannon Bray looking great and the good extended opening oral footage, this scene was just too long and monotonous, Marcus puts in a lousy performance and there is lighting problems.


Scene Five

Cast: Ashley Long
Scene Type: boy/girl
Theme: oral, straight sex, anal, ptm, atm
Scene Rating: 3.75 out of 5

Ashley Long (bottom left corner box cover) is a pretty, slim blonde in a full body, one piece fishnet outfit. In this outdoor scene, she completely devours Steve Holmes' long schlong before having her butterfly and ass penetrated in the mish position with frequent deep throating between pokes. Bending over a couch, her back door is again penetrated with further heated anal action in RC, standing RC and spooning vag before kneeling on the grass for a facial. A good scene with minimal lighting problems and nice chemistry between these two performers with plenty of vag, anal and oral sex with deep throating.

 

Overall Summary

Overall, this title is not recommended. The cast is average, the sex is decent, but uninspiring and although not dramatic, there is repeated lighting/shadow problems from beginning to end. The DVD extras consist of previews for Cream Pies, Full Throttle Anal, P.O.V. Perversions, Stick It Where The Sun Don't Shine and Assploitations 2. Additionally, the special features link offers interviews with most of the girls, behind the scenes footage, a photo gallery and a popshot recap.

 



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