Maximum Suspensions Review

Maximum Suspensions

Highlights:

Legs, high heels, feet, bondage, older damsels

Data:

2003, Harmony Concepts, 86 minutes

Models:

Amber Michaels, Darby and Darcy Daniels, Frankie Dashwood, Jenni Lee, Loren Chance, Stacy Burke

Featured Screenshot

Special Features

Notable Older Damsels: [2/6]

Amber Michaels, Stacy Burke

Anal Play: [0/6]

None.

Deep Oral Penetration: [0/6]

None.

Footsies: [6/6]

Feet, high heels, pantyhose... best of the best, given that this is not a foot/leg fetish video (only in theory, though).

Kissing: [0/6]

None.

Summary

Purchase Recommendation: [6/6]

Overall Rating: [6/6]

Legs, legs, legs, legs, legs, legs, legs, legs, legs, legs, legs, legs, legs. Legs? Legs legs legs -- legs, legs legs. Legs legs. Legs legs legs legs legs legs. Legs! Legs; legs legs -- legs! Legs legs, legs legs legs. Legs legs, legs, legs, legs legs. Legs. Legs legs, legs legs legs, legs. Legs!!!

[...fifteen minutes later...]

Well, after half a year, we gained enough courage to see a Harmony Concepts video in its entirety, trying not to burst into pieces, and then review it for you. Please excuse that bit of static, as ecstatic we were, indeed. Having closed our eyes, all we see is legs, feet, legs, and then more legs. Best of the world. Maximum Suspensions is a dream come true for a seasoned fetishist, and lover of ladies' bodies in the finest of shapes. The models in Maximum Suspensions are doll-beautiful, with round, large breasts, and they are all dangling high in the air. If bondage is your game, you should never, ever, consider buying anything from the regular studios, who churn out discs one after another, and most of them are violent. Harmony Concepts is synonymous with quality. These movies are to kill for... If you love full thighs, classic pantyhose, exposed and tied large busts, and sexy legs in equally classic (that is a topic in itself, you see) high heels, then run along to the shop, you don't have to read what comes next. Again, the director(s) of each movie is a dedicated lover of his trade, paying due respects to the shrine of the female body as it should be seen. Never again should you spend a single dollar elsewhere as far as bondage and high-strung fetish are concerned. The world will never be the same afterwards, that we guarantee. It wouldn’t be an exaggeration to say that eating a keg of salt to lay your hands on their immense database of movies, in a DVD format, would be heaven on earth. Best of all, their movies are wife-friendly. We mean it as a compliment. These movies are a labor of love, and the damsels are excellently cared for. This is bondage at its best.

Details

Episode 1: Amber Michaels

Subtitled: Caught in the web.

We had never paid attention to Amber before, but that has certainly changed. This thirtysomething owner of beautiful legs, full thighs, and a mane of straight blonde hair, as well as a well-endowed bust. She dangles indeed, hanged (excuse the phrase) by her feet. Quite a muscular lady -- many men would be unfit to raise their tied body in such a position even once, let alone multiple times. With her hands tied in a straight line at the back, the only thing Amber can do is user her belly muscles, and for a split-second return to the natural bloodflow. What came to our mind, instead of the usual dark dungeons and such, was the Russian female athletes, whom we loved to watch on black and white TV in our childhood. The straight as an arrow posture, the things -- there is plenty of slow motion camera work for you to devour the details. Wouldn't you bury yer head in the concavities so fortressed?

Episode 2: Stacy Burke

Subtitled: Posted.

All the older blonde can do is move her head a bit and wiggle her toes, though of the latter nothing can be seen. She is simply tied to a wooden post at some height, and left for good (one assumes). There is zero action, as should be clear, since the damsel cannot move at all. Therefore all you can do is gape away. Yet again, the camera moves slowly all over her body, though she is dressed up head to toe. A contemplative piece, if there ever was one in pornography. A small study in the anatomy of the curves, the seismology of the calves, and the theology of the high-heel-clad feet.

Speaking of which -- and much to our amusement, as well as our foot-fetishist pleasure, our dear Stacy is posted at exactly medieval height. That is, akin to a worshipped Madonna, she is above us, but not too high, so that we cannot visualize her sufficiently. Sitting down, you'd have had your face buried in her slightly dangling feet. She cannot move, and you can kiss away until your days are over.

For the bondage fans, a sort of confirmation is due. Yes, the immovable arrangement is for real, so that you too can enjoy the film. For us, however, the ropes do not matter. All that matters is the legs. If, like us, you always had filthy thoughts in a train, when the damsel opposite you wore classic stockings, and wanted to stop the time, and [insert your desire here], then this film is for you.

Episode 3: Jenni Lee

Subtitled: High-Strung Heroine.

Jenni is a pretty young woman, and she is chained to the ceiling by her hands, whilst her legs are chained to said ceiling at the waist level, thus creating an impression that she is relaxingly sitting... in the very air. At times the camera moves close, but this is the only episode that leaves something to be desired, but it is hard to say just what it is.

Episode 4: Loren Chance

Subtitled: Dangling Damsel.

The very best episode in the entire film. Having watched it nine times, we do not have enough. Perhaps it is because the lady herself is exactly in our type, or perhaps also because she wears the loveliest piece of ladies' undergarment we have ever seen, that we cannot say. Here is Harmony Concepts at its best: beautiful women (sometimes beyond words), ultra-expensive, sexy lingerie, and plenty of opportunity for a fetishist to die of a stroke.

This miracle of nature personified by Mme Loren truly does dangle from the bar, and need we say that you have a lot of chances to devour the beautiful legs of this lady at length. She never rests, and tosses the mane of gorgeous, red hair. She struggles, she is red all over, if we happen to see her face, which we rarely do due to the mountains upon mountains of hair.

The lingerie though... Lord Almighty, have mercy on your son.... We shall pray for at least once being granted the privilege of seeing the splendour live. Whether it be on a dangling damsel, matters nought. This episode is one of the most heart-wrenching porn scenes we have ever seen. Zero nudity can be just as stimulating as a passionate lez-fest of your dreams, if not more. Or perhaps our sixth sense of beauty was touched and tortured? Who knows.

Having been so enamored with Loren Chance, we have captured fifty full-screen images, and converted them to a screensaver for our private use. Instead of working on projects that suffer no delay, we turn this screensaver on, and just stupidly stare ahead...

Episode 5: Amber Michaels

Subtitled: Dancing on Air.

Dance she does. Ever energetic, Amber Michaels literally runs and pedals with her adorable legs. And to think that thus far we thought her dull. On no, she is anything but. Please count us amongst the converted to the shrine of Amber Michaels. Whilst we still have no desire to see her in other genres, her presence in a bondage video makes for a knee-jerk Pavlov effect on our propensity to buy. Those legs...

Episode 6: Frankie Dashwood

Subtitled: Chair in the Air.

A pretty blonde sat in the dangling chair. This time, white heels and white pantyhose. Your fetishist dream of an immobilized secretary :)

Episode 7: Stacy Burke

Subtitled: The Caterpillar.

Another set of scenes for leg lovers. Straight as an arrow, poor Stacy is yet again tied so fast that she cannot move anything but her toes. For once, we get a short glimpse into the valley, though this is a bit of an exception in this sort of film. The emphasis is elsewhere. Oh boy, oh boy!!! Did they screen the models for the ancient perfection of the leg line, or wot? Had we not been helpless foot fetishists before, this episode would make us get religion pretty fast.

How can you resist? How??? See, we told you. Maximum Suspensions is a movie cut more for leg lovers and other fetishists, more even so than for dangling damsel aficionados. If you look for violence, look elsewhere. if you look for pure beauty, set your wallet in motion.

Episode 8: Loren Chance

Subtitled: The Suspended Ball.

Our favorite damsel again. This time, dangling with her bum downwards. To sniff, or not to sniff would have been a question had you known just what to sniff! As a proverbial donkey, we would have died, unable to decide over the two -- the bum or the foot, the foot or the bum... Hamlets had an easy life, say we, for half of the question had been answered for them already.

Episode 9: Darby and Darcy Daniels

Subtitled: Double Suspension.

See? We told you at the outset. This is a leg movie, first and foremost. The sisters (?) have hands tied. They wear high heels. Panties, bras, and body-length pantyhose. Fetish, eh? They face you first. Then they turn both, exposing their wonderful leg curves in profile. They turn back with their bums and calves to us. They turn again, and you are drunk and happy.

And then the main part of the episode begins, although we would have been contented with this impressive display of femininity as it was. Enjoy whatever hairy thoughts you have with one gorgeous blonde, and then wonder how on earth the other hasn't yet broken her back. At this point, we sure as hell appreciated how well the ladies were cared for. If you see the film, you will know what we mean. They were approached with utmost care, lovingly almost, and that matters. It matters as hell, given the subject matter.

Whilst one of the blondes simply hung immobilized, and there was little to be enjoyed, the other beauty was simply adorable.

There is one more episode, but it's late. To summarize, Maximum Suspensions is the very best of bondage, as we see it. Gorgeous women, wonderful lingerie, and amusing setups.

Legs.

Legs.

Legs.

--- Em
MadameDVD Review, 31 July 2004