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Matinee Idol, The (VCA) Review

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Reviewed by joeblow69  on  2/20/2002
Director:Gino Colbert

Cast: Ken Ryker, Christian Fox, Vince Rockland, Jake Andrews, Sean Diamond, Hank Hightower, Vic Hall, Chad Connors, Rob Cryston, Gio Romano, Jim Bentley

Story: After a brief stint in gay porn, superhung Ken Ryker becomes a big mainstream movie star. But will his past come back to haunt him? The story is actually pretty interesting… there’s a lot of “acting”, which ranges from passable to pitiful.

Scene One
Ken has to leave a porn shoot early, leaving Vince Rockland with blue balls. Luckily Hank Hightower is ready, willing and able to fill in for Ken. Both these guys are pretty vocal during sex. Vince seems to be doing his best Jeff Stryker impression throughout this scene. Vince tops (of course) and for the most part this scene is pretty good. I love the little grimaces that Hank makes when Vince slams his big cock deep into his furry little hole! My only objection here is Vince’s hairdo… what the hell was he thinking?

Scene Two
Ken’s big audition goes well, but the casting director, Jake Andrews, needs a little more convincing. Oh baby, do I love Jake Andrews!! He’s perfectly proportioned, and has the sweetest little ass! He really works up a sweat stuffing as much of Ken’s massive dick into his mouth as he can. My favorite part of any Ken Ryker scene is the anal, and this one is no exception. Ken uses his patented “choke and shove” technique here a bit, but it isn’t too distracting. They only screw in one position, but that’s plenty to get a nice steamy load out of Jake.

Scene Three
Ken gets the part, and becomes a fabulously wealthy movie star. Rob Cryston is a reporter who stops by to get an interview, but Ken isn’t very interested. Instead, Rob gets the inside dish from one of Ken’s houseboys, Christian Fox. I’m usually not a big fan of Rob’s, but for some reason, he’s lookin’ very cute here. And he looks especially nice in that little jockstrap of his! Rob is as energetic as always … when he dives tongue-first into Christian’s ass, you can tell – he’s not eating ass because he’s getting paid to… he’s doing it because he needs to. Christian moans like crazy while Rob plugs away at his little ass. Christian… if you’re having such a hard time taking Rob’s average dick, how in god’s name are you going to be able to handle Ken’s monster in the last scene? (Oops, did I just give away the ending?) Anyway, I love it when guys get all wet and sweaty while having sex, and Rob is practically soaked by the time this one’s over.

Scene Four
One of Ken’s other houseboys, Vic Hall, takes some time out of his daily duties to dally with Chad Conners, who, well… I’m not sure how he fits into the story. Chad’s got an awesome ass, but his face seems to be suffering a bit from an acne breakout. Oh well, just concentrate on his hole, while Vic fills it up with his nice fat cock. Don’t look too close, though, or you’ll see the brown colored lube ooze out of Chad’s crack. Ewww…. Talk about a boner killer! Can we get to the next scene please!?!

Scene Five
At some swanky Hollywood party, Ken tires of hanging out with his fake girlfriend, and shuttles two guys up to the bathroom for a quick threesome. The oral starts out hot enough, with blondie Sean Diamond literally choking on Ken’s python. Unfortunately the anal section isn’t lit very well, and is over before you know it (probably due to the cramp quarters in the bathroom).

Scene Six
Rob Cryston somehow got a hold of the only copy of Ken’s porn from Ken’s mansion, and rushes it to his publisher Jim Bently. The two get so worked up watching the flick they can’t help but pop their boners out and start sucking each other off. Rob’s enthusiasm for his work shines through again… he is seriously hungry for cock! Rob bottoms here, but this one isn’t quite as hot as his previous scene.

Scene Seven
Ken returns for the final scene, this time paired up with his loyal houseboy Christian. Once again, we’re treated to a blond twinkie boy choking on Ken’s thick meat. These kids seem to have missed Blowjobs 101: Rule #1 - Don’t forget to breathe!

Anyway, something tells me that Christian wasn’t quite as experienced as you would want to be before taking on a huge dick like Ken’s. Either that, or he’s one hell of an actor!

Audio/Visual Quality
The video looks great, and the music is kept quiet enough so it doesn’t obstruct the natural moans and groans.

Extras
Besides a slideshow, there are previews for LA Tool and Die, El Paso Wrecking Corp and Kansas City Trucking Co.

Final Word
For a budget priced title, The Matinee Idol packs quite a punch. It’s rare for a film to have 7 scenes these days, and while every scene may not blow your pants off, there’s more than enough to make The Matinee Idol worth your hard earned dough.

Running Time: 105 minutes
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