Massive Asses 9 (Elegant Angel) Review

Reviewed by bono-ONE  on  5/25/2016

Greetings porn fans. I have the latest in the popular Massive Asses line from Elegant Angel with Pat Myne at the helm and Sid Knox shooting camera. A pretty good cast too featuring Teanna Trump, Maddy O'Reilly, Candice Dare and cover girl Mia Malkova. Seeing the main menu with the ladies laid out by their ID's you see that each is more than fully qualified to appear in this production. A few highlights.

Mia Malkova:

Holy Hell! The opening shots of this release zero right in on Mia's money maker and you can hardly call what's she's got on an outfit at least the bottom portion. It's as thin a piece of black string as you could effectively use to put on her so we're left with a whole lotta massive ass to admire and Sid Knox holding the camera steady too so you don't miss a thing. Let's just say the ass tease is amazing and if you aren't rock hard by the time this scene gets going then you just might be dead. Mia is working those fuck me eyes quite nicely too as we move on. The bra top is pretty much see through and you can tell Mia's got some nice titties under there but the ass footage is so dominant here and why not she's worth it. The visuals get even hotter when Mia lowers the thong and opening up a little more we get the full on ass hole view-- slap Mr. Happy to keep on watching! Mia it seems has an audience too as we see the side of Mick Blue's head come into frame. Mia slowly walks over to him having lost her thong and taken her tits out of the top. Mia backs that ass up right into Mick's face and we know he's a lover of licking hot girls asses!!! Mick then stands up and his dick is ready sliding into Mia's pussy for a romp in doggie. You could easily call this ass hole over load too with all the fine butt hole shots Pat's been delivering including one with Mia sitting over Mick's face in a 69, lucky guy. Naturally they hit cowgirl too giving us even more hot booty shots. A fantastic scene for fans of Mia's ass as it was featuring prominently throughout and receives Mick's load on it when the scene concludes. A real good opener that could have used more head from Mia I think but you got so much hot ass footage that's a small quibble.

Teanna Trump:

Sid gets right to it in the second scene zeroing in on Teanna's ass and she too is wearing a thong to start, a blue one. I liked her backing up against the shower glass with her butt bending over too giving us just a hint of her ass hole which is barely covered. Oh baby! Milk does indeed do a body good as Teanna pours some down over her tits, stomach and over her bush which is showing over the top of the thong. I think we'd all love a chance to lick her ass clean and see if that was Fat Free, 1 % or 2 % milk, lol. Put some Cap'n Crunch on her ass and I'd be set for breakfast!!! This was some of the best milk tease footage I've seen in some time and the excellent picture quality shown through big time here. Teanna then makes her way onto a bed and nicely she is totally naked only needing a dick to show up and we have Jessy Jones sliding in behind her and yes he goes right to tasting that beautiful bottom. After the fine oral start on Teanna she turns around to help free up Jessy's cock and wraps her lips firmly around it. Sex wise it's right to the very ass friendly position of cowgirl with Sid going ground level and giving you the perfect view of that ass bobbing up and down his cock. Teanna does a nice job turning her ass to camera when they fuck on their side and she teases her ass too with a finger. They finish off with a one two punch in cowgirl/ doggie leading to Jessy pulling out and draining the main vein down to that freshly fucked pussy and close to her ass hole too.

Maddy O'Reilly:

The big juicy asses keep on cumming with Maddy up next. Sid's got a winning formula with the teases so far and opens again with a close in shot on the girls ass as she walks. Maddy is wearing neon pink and the bottoms are quite tight and showing more than enough ass to wake anyone up. Pulled back a short distance we get the sultry eyes of Miss O'Reilly working their magic and Sid comes right back with some more hot close in butt shots, you won't stand a chance. If you need to pause that's okay because Pat doesn't let up with the super fine booty shots going floor level with Maddy doing her part squatting down and opening that ass up-- on a 65inch screen this looked amazing let me tell ya. Maddy does the slow lick around her lips too, I think she's ready to fuck! Maddy uses some liquid to get her ass nice and shiny and that looks good but after that amazing milk tease it was hard to match that level. I think you'll enjoy it though! We have Alex Legend showing up and going right back behind Maddy to say hello to her booty and what better way to break the ice than to lick your costars ass! Nicely they move to Maddy rising over the top of Alex to properly ride his face-- Breath My ASS!! In this same shot Maddy does manage to work out Alex's cock and do some fine oral work herself. Fantastic start to the sex going right to cowgirl and is there a better shot to capture this lovely girl in, only if it was in her ass perhaps. We all know Maddy likes some rough sex and they don't get super hard core but Alex does oblige her placing a hand around her throat a few times while banging her. A doggie finish yields the pop with Alex doing a good job spreading the jizz over that ass which sadly wasn't fucked but still lots of good footage of it.

Candice Dare:

Time to close the show and we open the finale outdoors on a pretty day outside. The shot is looking up at Candice doing a great perv walk with us right behind starring up... at the clouds, really Miss I was looking at the clouds, hehe. Candice is wearing pink and the goose bumps are showing when Sid moves in even closer on her backside. Candice lets her hands trace over her butt and there's a nice doggie style pose where she slowly crawls along the long couch they're using. This thong was very reminiscent of the one Mia had on save for the different color. Perfect shot of Candice peeling the bottoms down allowing us to see that last bit of ass we were missing. Oh nice! We get Candice in the pool and I do love me some water tease and she's naked too here giving us bare ass, water cascading down and fingers tracing over her ass hole-- yummy! Candice then decides to head inside still naked wearing only heels. Pausing just inside the doorway she has a little touchy feely moment with her kittie as well as with her tight little butt hole as she calls it. Jessy back for his second tour of duty and this would be a call I'd be happy to answer if received! He does right down behind Candice to sample her backside and she helps out holding his head in place not that he had any intention of going anywhere just then! The two switch it up with Candice engulfing his cock nice 'n' slow like moaning some too which sounded hot. She's got a firm grip on his balls too as this head picks up some steam hitting gack, gack, gack status. They 69 too with our girl heading up top to ride him. Beautiful wide open spread shot when they start fucking in cowgirl. Couldn't ask for a better view of her ass. Alright anal time! When going to doggie we see Jessy's dick take up residence in that ass and the view was right on. They do a good sideways V shot also for more anal loving and there is pile driver too, first of the show. A nice gape too from Candice's ass here when Jessy pulls out. A doggie finish yields the pop just outside that freshly fucked ass. A very strong finish to this Ass themed title.

Extras & Final Thoughts:

If you're into admiring asses then this release is totally made with you in mind. Pat directs this release with Sid Knox shooting camera and they do an amazing job with each performer here showcasing their backsides. Lots of close in shots during the teases. The girls help out too usually losing the bottom they are wearing or pulling it down to give us some great open ass shots. The guys do their part as well during the opening stages of the scene going down/ behind to taste their ladies butt and often doing it again during the scene in between a position. Extra wise you have a photo gallery of stills from the scenes, a repeat of the cumshots and there is some BTS as well where Pat shoots and gets to chat with each girl just after they finished up their scene. Very easy to recommend this release for ass lovers.