Massive Asses (Elegant Angel) Review
Elegant Angel
Studio: Elegant Angel
Category: All Sex
Directed by: Sam No
Starring: Manuel Ferrara, Michael Stefano, Anthony Rosano, Brianna Love, Sunny Lane, Georgia Peach, Carmen Kinsley, Alexis Texas
Released on: 6/19/2007
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Reviewed by Crucifixio Jones on 6/21/2007
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 2007, 2 hours and 27 minutes Elegant Angel Directed by Sam No Starring Brianna Love, Alexis Texas, Carmen Kinsley, Sunny Lane & Georgia Peach  | |||||
| What You Should Know: | |||||
| I don’t know who Sam No is or where the fuck he came from but he knows his trade. The asses assembled here (along with Jules Jordan’s Buttworx and Ivan’s Sweet Cheeks 8) might make for the best white-on-white ass-themed porn this year and I can say that with great confidence after seeing this even if it is only June. Some will have to REALLY be on their game to knock this one from the pedestal. And here’s why: | |||||
| Scene One: Brianna Love with Anthony Rosano | |||||
 Elegant Angel has a nose for hot new talent and showcasing them in their releases first. Since her debut (and Flower’s Nasty Dollars contract-necessitate departure), Brianna Love, the cover girl of ”Big Wet Asses 11” and featured in ”It’s a Daddy Thing 3” and ”Blow It Out Your Ass 2” has filled in quite nicely for them. She walks the street in pink get-up and calf-high white boots talking to the camera person until she reaches a room occupied by Anthony Rosano. Love’s got the kind of ass you wouldn’t mind losing yourself in and Rosano does just that, burying his face between her cheeks. After some oral, Brianna climbs onto Anthony cowgirl and it becomes readily apparent that director Sam No knows exactly what ass-ficionados buy these movies to see. There’s an extreme focus on Brianna’s butt (and the penetration) but not so much that it becomes a distraction or overkill; just when you’ve had enough the focus moves to Love’s face or a wide-angle shot of the action. Rosano gives Brianna some more vag love in doggie but moves to her asshole in mish and cowgirl again. She takes the pop right across the bridge of her nose and smiles up at Rosano as she licks her fingers clean.  | |||||
| Scene Two: Alexis Texas with Manuel Ferrara | |||||
 Talk about your massive asses! Alexis Texas had me thinking that her booty was some kind of Photoshop trickery when I first saw it. Rest assured it is real and she definitely knows how to use it. Fans of Charlotte Stokely…time to step up to something meatier. The shiny electric blue booty shorts are one thing but it took her wearing the white fishnets with them to make me realize the purpose of such gear in the first place. With every shake, jiggle, slap and movement of her body, the mesh expands or contracts accordingly, giving viewers an excellent visual of just how massive her ass really is. Her partner here is Manuel Ferrara, so that should give you a pretty good idea of the treatment Alexis is going to receive. After smothering his face in a sea of blue, white and a vast expanse of ass flesh, Manuel sinks his uncut hunk into Texas mish and spoon, the face-to-face giving them ample opportunity to kiss. The scene then gets ass-centric when Alexis does some more face-sitting before riding Ferrara cowgirl and getting plugged hard and fast doggie, bouncing her derriere off of Manuel’s prick at her own pace. A short burst of doggie precedes a Manuel facial that leaves Alexis’ mouth covered with spunk. | |||||
| Scene Three: Sunny Lane with Manuel Ferrara | |||||
 I knew of and enjoyed Sunny Lane long before ABC’s Primetime Live special on her but like any porn star who hits the mainstream media in such a way (and is a good performer, to boot) I’ve been seeing and thus enjoying, Sunny a lot more as of late. She’s everywhere. And with an ass like Lane’s, that’s not necessarily a bad thing. The scene begins, however, with the aftermath; Sunny’s naked and shimmering, Manuel’s beside her, disheveled and sucking on her toes. The camera person lauds Lane’s “womanly” performance, despite her reputation as a “little girl” before we go back to the start. Lane’s “date” is Manuel Ferrara, who goes right to work on her, sucking her tits hard and fingering her pussy through her fire-engine red bikini. There’s a lot of teasing interaction between the two until Ferrara finally pushes Sunny against a wall and inserts his meat into her standing doggie. When he pulls out, Sunny attaches her mouth to his cock and as he moves to another location, she follows Ferrara’s prick like it were the Pied Piper’s flute. Up-and-over doggie and then cowgirl follow. On her stomach, with her legs pulled close together, Sunny takes Manuel deep into her pussy doggie before it morphs into spoon. The finale alone is worth seeing this movie for, as Ferrara fucks Sunny’s ginormous butt cheeks from the doggie position and shoots his load in a far-reaching arc that splatters Sunny’s face and back. The puddle of cum that resides in her crack dribbles down over her bunghole, slithers down and drips from her pussy. Manuel comes around to give Sunny a kiss to end an awesome scene.  | |||||
| Scene Four: Carmen Kinsley with Michael Stefano | |||||
 If it is Carmen Kinsley’s intention to pace her career as such that she drives her fans crazy looking for more and more performances and leave them wanting more, then she’s certainly on the right track. I have no idea what they’re feeding these girls in Texas nowadays but if the white girls down there are built like this, I’d suggest the adult industry consider picking up and relocating. And if there’s one guy alive who’s going to give Carmen the same treatment you’d give her if you were lucky enough to get your hands on her, it’s Mike Stefano. The former Luciano devours a chick from top to bottom, every single inch, leaving no area, no fold of flesh untouched. He indulges ‘til his heart’s content in Kinsley’s rear, burying his face and cock between her chicks before railing her doggie, her hips wobbling from his efforts. They fall into spoon for a bit and then Stefano pulls Carmen back into reverse cowgirl, shimmying her hose down to her ankles and exposing her tits. In standing doggie, Carmen finally decides to get pro-active and give back, pushing her hips back hard to meet Stefano mid-thrust. His light slaps to her ass here and in cowgirl turn her big butt as pink as her outfit. After getting down face-to-face in mish for a minute, the lovers take a break where Carmen gets to show off her curves, slinking across a marble kitchen counter and sauntering around the room before Stefano catches back up to her and pounds her cowgirl again and then sidesaddle, where he decorates her ass with gobs of goo. Kinsley rubs it in like lotion and playfully pats her sticky ass. | |||||
| Scene Five: Georgia Peach with Anthony Rosano | |||||
 There’s term commonly used amongst black netizens; “PAWG.” For those that don’t know, that stands for Phat Ass White Girl and if there were an illustrated urban dictionary, I’m positive that Georgia Peach’s ass would be right next to it. I swear, the woman is ALL hips and ass. I could beat off to Georgia just walking up a flight of stairs, like she does here. Sadly, it’s not me at the end of her trip but rather Anthony Rosano and he digs right into Georgia’s ass like an all-you-can-eat buffet plate and he hasn’t had a bite all day. Georgia, of course, is more than happy to let him have his fill and is all smiles as she jiggles her ass and he uses her hips to pull himself further into the abyss. Her shorts maneuvered down around her thighs now, Rosano shoves his cock through her black mesh hose and begins pumping away at Peach’s pussy doggie. She’s hungry to taste her juices on prick, tit-fucking Rosano as she wets his cock with tongue and lips. By the time she’s done working her magic, Anthony’s literally begging to slide his tool back into her cowgirl, sidesaddle and then anal mish. And if you think Georgia’s going to back down and not suck Rosano’s dick simply because it just came out of her ass…well, then you don’t know Georgia Peach. When it comes out of her asshole in doggie, she grabs that sucker like it’s karaoke night and Rosano’s dick were a microphone, threatening to suck the spooge straight out of it. Fortunately, she doesn’t and gives us one more look at that glorious ass in cowgirl anal and doggie anal again before Rosano busts and empties all over her juicy ass. Helluva a scene to end a perfect disc. Special Features:
Overall: The one thing fans will certainly appreciate, if not outright adore, is how Sam No never lost sight of the mission and managed to make even the most mundane positions interesting and focus on these asses from every possible angle. There were more than a few moments where I wanted to just reach out and grab what I saw onscreen (and a few times I did; I have the knuckle and fingertip bruises to prove it!). Who is Sam No? That much remains a mystery but what it is certain is that Elegant Angel isn’t just making porn anymore – they’re making history.  |
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