Married But Horny 3 Review

Running Time:
83 min.

Production Date:
Credited as 10 / 6 / 2014 but all scenes are from the mid 2000's

Director:
None credited

Cast:
Angel Snow (listed here just as Angel), Britney, Lara Sharm (listed here just as Lara), and Violet
with
Cage, Choky Ice, and Thomas Stone

Audio /Video Quality:
The technical aspects are a bit hit or miss, which isn't a surprise with Swank Digital and their compilations. The audio is pretty clear, but there are some very noticeable hollow areas in some of the scenes. The video is presented in anamorphic widescreen and is a bit of a mixed bag. It's normally nicely lit with a decent hand on the camera. Unfortunately there's some noticeable changes in the clarity from scene to scene with some scenes looking great while others look like they might be a second or third generation VHS transfer.

False Advertising:
As usual with Swank Digital's releases, the back cover lists Behind the Scenes being among the extras although none exists on the DVD. This kind of false advertising is nothing new for Swank, and as it makes the movie deliberately appear to be a fresh release rather than the compilation it really is I'm deducting a full point from the overall score.

The Movie:
Married But Horny 3 collects four scenes previously released by Swank Digital.

What You Need to Know:
Married But Horny 3 is a disappointing compilation. I say that as somebody who's seen quite a few releases from Swank Digital, and sadly that's a lot of the problem. I had already seen three of the four scenes included on this compilation, with a couple of them being scenes I think I've seen multiple times over the last year from Swank's releases. The good news is that if you're new to Swank Digital there's some good sex here. Britney's opening scene with Thomas is darn hot, and Violet's scene with Cage is also solid. Lara does a nice job with Choky, and Angel's scene is solid as well. Although the sex is good, it does fall a little short as there's absolutely nothing about it that would make them seem related to spicing up a marriage or swinging. If this had been the first time I'd watched these scenes, or even if it had been quite a while since I'd seen them, this would have been a decent compilation. As is, this is a tired compilation that tries to put itself forward as a fresh release due to some of its boxcover claims. Married But Horny 3 should be an easy release to pass by.

The Extras:
The photo gallery lasts about a minute and a half. There's also a few trailers.

Condom Usage:
None

Final Thoughts:
It's very hard to recommend a release where I've seen three of the four scenes fairly recently in other scenes, especially when there's a run time of under an hour and a half along with a boxcover with repeated false advertising. Skip it.

Note to Swank Digital:
There's nothing wrong with a compilation when it's done honestly. Please try a bit more honesty in the future.

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