Maric's Weekend Review

Reviewed by Joe Shaver  on  6/6/2003

Maric (Mario Fox) is at a pretty wild party with a passel of pretty pups. There are some girls in attendance as these boys are really straight and are only “gay for pay”. We cut from the party to various scenes of one on one and also to a threesome. The package consists of two DVDs and the guys are identified on Disc 2, but as they are—for the most part—first timers and the names are no doubt noms-de-porn I will not name them all. The film (circa three hours long, but only because it is heavily padded and the sex is slow. It should have been cut down to two hours) is on Disc 1.

DISK 1

We cut from the party to discover a beautiful blond and a thin brunet. It is exciting to watch such a beautiful boy with a dick in his mouth even if he only sucks the head. Of course on uncut cocks that’s the sensitive key part. Still…I was annoyed that this beauty left his shirt on throughout the entire scene and that his dick was as soft as a marshmallow while being fucked. I found the scene too be too long and drawn out.

The second duo is blond Maric (Mario) and an adorable brunet (Sasha Leskov, who has appeared with Dolphin before and in In Touch, Allboy and Playguy Magazines.) Mario gives this beauty a rimjob and a blowjob, licking up some of the spending from the sticky cockhead. Sasha now sucks Mario (briefly). A close-up of a cock going into an asshole tells us one of them is getting fucked. But whom? (I hate it when directors do this and you spend 5 minutes—not aroused, but wondering who!) Finally, we see it’s Sasha fucking Mario. We get a replay of Sasha’s earlier ejaculation and then Mario jacks off. Even with these two cuties I once again found the scene to go on too long and it became somewhat tiresome.

They are both brunet in the next scene and cute as buttons, but once again the sex is tepid.

Two more brunets in scene four look like a replay of the previous scene only with different actors and a mirror ball throwing distracting light over the action. The music—always awful—is particularly atrocious in this scene, forcing me to turn the speed up to 4X to eliminate the music and speed up the leisurely action.

Two sexy cuties are up next. (OH, GET RID OF THE FUCKING MIRROR BALL!).

For scene six we return to the cute brunets from a previous scene. They are joined by Maric who asks the stupid question, “What are you doing in my room?” He decides to kiss one of them and the dialogue is charmingly translated as “ His leaps are like honey!” Maric then throws a hard fuck into honey leaps—uh, lips. Unfortunately the heat of this scene is dissipated by crosscutting between it and the party. Also because the look on the face of the fuckee displays not pleasure but excrutiating pain.

A cutie has passed out on a sofa in scene seven. He is approached by a slender raven- haired Latvian beauty who gives the sleeper a blowjob.

After a very, very lengthy party scene with gyrating bodies, twirling lights and even balloons, we finally get to:

Scene 8. The final scene features Loren and Andrey K and begins with them exchanging tongues. I would need to see them in a scene together to be certain, but I think Andrey K is even more beautiful than Sasha Leskov. I have fallen madly in lust! Loren has the desirable task of blowing Andrey K. When Andrey K sucks Loren his own dick stays rockhard. That’s a first here! They lie before a blazing fire and sixty-nine preparatory to Loren sitting on Andrey’s cock. This is the first scene where I have not had the desire to fast-forward, simply because I could watch this kid forever! He shoots a great load, too! Director Clark has wisely left the best for last.

DISK 2

In the “Meet the Models” section we hear five of the models talk about their girlfriends and how straight they are. (Sasha, alas, is among them.) I’m not sure if this is wise as it certainly destroys our fantasies—or at least puts a damper on them—unless, the thought of watching straight guys have sex is your thing.

We also have a playful spanking scene where Mario and Andrey Q spank one another and get a few licks from the cameraman.

Mario and Sasha take a bubble bath together.

We watch stills of Mario's photo shoot, unnecessary as..

A “Model’s slide show” of the models featured herein is absolutely gorgeous! It alone is worth the price of the disc.

There are also trailers, etc.

You certainly will not find twinks more beautiful anywhere, but the sex leaves something to be desired. [There’s not a one you wouldn’t want to teach how to deep-throat.] This head-only sucking is the dead giveaway that these guys are straight. They are great rimmers (that’s like cunnilingus) but cocksucking is not a great skill in their repertoire. In short, I found the film rather disappointing. Perhaps, I expected too much.