Mansize 1: Marc Anthony Review

Reviewed by netguy   on  8/9/2004

I’ve been pretty disappointed with the productions from Private. They have some great performers and high production values but they just can’t seem to pull off a good porn. They either have these directors that put in lame special effects, or dub the audio in such a poor manner it’s a joke, or here try to pull off a campy, funny porn. The two just don’t work together. So I suggest turning down the volume until it gets into the action, then things heat up.

I’m not going to go into much detail with the story but basically Cleopatra is told from her lucky crystal ball she must marry Marc Anthony and bear a son. Marc has an eye for the fellows though which causes some kinks in her plan.

Marc is played by Mario Perez, muscular coverboy, and it begins with him lying naked while Lucas Foz is caressing and rimming him. Mario drops to his knees and sucks on Lucas’s hard, throbbing cock before lying on his back and spreads his legs so Lucas can rim him some more. Lucas fucks Mario doggy style with some of those lame slo-mo effects I mentioned. They fuck some more lying on their sides then with Mario on his back again. Mario shoots a small load which Lucas makes up for by covering Mario’s chest in a nice pile of cream.

Janos Volt, one of my faves, plays Ceasar and is getting a rub down from someone known as Deny. Some nice 69 action takes place along with Janos getting fucked in just about every position imaginable. Janos jerks off while he’s getting fucked and Deny cums but you can’t see it because of those damn special effects.

Caesar tells Marc Anthony to marry and in the next scene he is bathing himself when in walks a guard, Nico Blade. Nico’s got one hot cock that Mario deep throats with no problem and both are versatile as they take turns fucking each other. It’s pretty hot with some nice action and penetration shots. Cleopatra is in the background watching. She consults with her assistant and is given a love potion to hopefully turn him straight. After Cleopatra drugs him, Marc (Mario) falls asleep and begins to have a wet dream.

In the dream he wakes up only to find two mummies standing above him, Kevin Kline and Rick. Mario goes to work on their cocks protruding from their wrappings and the next thing you know the room is swarming with mummies. An all out orgy of mummies takes place with plenty of sucking and fucking action with the mummies over time losing their cloth. The scene ends with all of them spewing their loads as they stand over Mario.

A couple more scenes round out this fuck flick, both involving Mario one one with Janos again. They’re pretty hot but by this time I’ve gotten so tired of the shlocky one-liners and lame jokes it was a bit hard to get hard.

Overall I would recommend it for the sheer performances and the high production values, costumes, sets, etc. but I just grew tired of the campiness. The audio and video are superb and the DVD also includes 6 previews.