Lusty Legs 4

Now what am I doing reviewing this movie, months old, another volume already down the line, listening to Sigur Ros babbling away with some unsettling music that’s really adding to my addled state? Some things move too fast and never last. So let’s get some focus here: look at these girls, look at the topic – hot girls with great legs, and bags of spicy sex…surely this is going to put things in order…or is it?

Haley Paige and Poppy Morgan
Thing is, Haley looks as bewildered as I feel in this frenetic but somewhat heartless scene, teamed, as she is, with Poppy Morgan. Yet another British trouper who swears like, um, a trooper. She’d make an RSM blush.

Anyway, Toni supplies the bare minimum of content on the prescribed topic as the girls put on their black nylons and pose fetchingly before lurching into breathless, frantic fuck action with Ribas, Ferrara and Everhard. Only odd glimpses of Haley’s wide-eyed, youthful, all-American looks provide respite from a strangely predictable onslaught. As you may deduce, for me, Haley is just a great looking girl and if I had a choice a scene entirely featuring her, with some time to actually reflect on her appearance and personality, would be preferable to watching Poppy hog centre stage in some edgy sex – anal and DP for her in abundance, avoid this if spitting and slapping are not to your taste. Meanwhile the leg fetish angle falls by the wayside, and only makes a brief and fairly pointless return in the climax, as Haley spits come in the general direction of Poppy’s stocking-clad toes.

Angel Dark
It’s hard for me to make a case against Angel’s undoubted popularity – she is gorgeous, but I often feel her potential is rarely exploited to best effect in purely sexual terms. And so, after a promising opening to the scene shot POV style, proves to be the case again. Only rarely in panted demands to Ribas to spank her ass do we see a little spark of what might have been. That’s not to say it isn’t an absolute pleasure just watching Angel’s lush tits wobbling as fast fucking makes her moan in a heady rush to the cumshots that spray her pussy and body, just that there’s no particular reason to choose this movie to take that pleasure over the many others which offer Angel in similar fare.

Perhaps I am being unfair, but this scene has a hint of Ribas being on the porn valley treadmill, churning out generic anal and DP fare like this to meet the demands of…who? A studio paymaster? The market? The fans? It’s no more than a perception on my part but for me Angel and Toni on their own could have been a great pairing, in a scene where he deliberately set out to show off her looks and then really spark her up sexually. Unfortunately, this is not that scene - there’s another faceless dude in the mix here in a scene that largely uses the guys in the anonymous cocks capacity that I find unsatisfactory. And they say porn reduces the girls to the level of pieces of meat?

Marie Luv
There’s an unseemly haste about the quick-cut tease footage of Marie donning stockings and posing, slipped in almost like an afterthought as the main thrust lands us headfirst into the spit, sweat and tears of a deeply penetrating anal exam for the beautiful girl. Michaels plumbs the depths of her throat as Holmes brings up the rear. Sure there’s an abundance of strong sex, and about as much acronym-based action (A, A2M, DP etc) as you can handle, but I just find Marie’s abundant exclamations of excitement becoming wearing and doubtful, and the leg/foot sex angle is catered for by a scant foot wank. Hey, she’s wearing black nylons, does that count? The only noteworthy moment is how Ribas sneaks, in between the other guys’ eruptions, a facial come shot of his own. Cheeky!

Tiffany Hopkins
Top French starlet Tiff looks a little more glam here than her usual girl-next-door image, though I’m not sure about those ill-fitting suspender tights. No doubts, however, about Tiffany’s sexual prowess – one dick just ain’t enough for this little madam, as she hungrily devours Robby Blake’s dick and has Max Cortes’ served up to her soon after. Duly finding her face and pussy stuffed, Tiff then offers up her sweet little derriere for a thorough reaming and while it’s pleasant enough to watch her wiggling around as two cocks, independently and then simultaneously, penetrate her nether regions, I’d be stretching the truth to describe it as a real turn on. Would it hurt to have people even attempt to show some passion or charisma…or maybe even communicate?

Trinity
Not the super submissive Hungarian blonde, but the slim American brunette Trinity who charmingly adorns the cover of the movie. The very brief tease and initial POV action are modestly effective, showing off her legs (she’s in a more high quality combined stocking/garter garment than Tiffany) and her lovely eyes but this quickly gives way to yet more standard Porn Valley smut – mascara-melting deep throating moves rapidly onto anal and DP, accompanied by those oh-so-convincing proclamations of high excitement and statements of the bloody obvious. Ribas and John Strong are the gents who make hard and fast deliveries of dick right up to the spunk-swallowing climax.

In conclusion…
One reason (among many) that I don’t write as many reviews as I used to is that as I really hate to dwell on the negative. Unfortunately, the quality of many movies I’ve seen of late could only be honestly viewed in a rather critical light. It's especially tough to have to put the boot in when the subject is someone who I admire and whose work I generally have enjoyed over the years.

Therefore, I am not going to make a case for Toni Ribas as some kind of auteur, but while his high-energy approach to performing has often been mirrored in his movies for RLD/PXP, the originality he sporadically showed when Elegant Angel was releasing his work has been in much shorter supply. Again, I tend to feel this is the case with Lusty Legs 4 as strong but generic sex action is prioritised over all other concerns, failing even to make the most of a pretty handy cast.

Generally I’d be unconcerned about a movie’s failure to cover a specific fetish angle but viewers anticipating lots of leg love will find their hopes dashed by a cursory treatment of the topic that isn’t even mitigated by the rest of the movie. It’s not a total disaster but I’d be kidding you on if I said Lusty Legs 4 was anything out of the ordinary.

DVD Comments
A full bonus scene and ample “behind the scenes” footage combine with the usual photos and such like to improve the value of the package. The picture quality isn’t perhaps the best, but perfectly adequate.