Lust Counseling Review

Reviewed by Joe Shaver  on  9/7/2005

What an erotic opening! A hand pinches the nipple on a hairy chest as the credits roll by.
Two of my favorite performers, Brad Benton and Jack Ryan get out of their car quarreling. Brad is a cute sexy guy (who has a tendency to overact after winning an acting award. He overdoes it here.). Jack is very s-e-x-y. Obviously from their quarreling all is not right with this pair of lovers.
Up on a porch, hunky Kent Larsen is getting a blowjob from equally hunky Jason Branch.
Two other lovers arrive on the scene: Dante Foxx and John Marcus. Dante has never really rung my chimes, but he does even less here with that stupid tuft of bleached hair on his chin. It’s no bigger than a thumbprint and looks as though he’s cut himself shaving and stuck a wad of toilet paper on his chin. Older and balding, John does less for me. They call up to Kent and Jason (which doesn’t interrupt Kent’s getting blown). Kent tells them where to find their tent and to go there and take off their clothes. Dante and John have a little spat. Dante didn’t like the lustful way John looked at Kent.

Meanwhile Brad and Jack see Andy Kirra and Park Wiley totally naked making out on a blanket before their tent. Brad overacts atrociously, sticking out his tongue and taking out his prick.
“What is this place anyway?” Jack asks after telling Brad to put his prick back in his pants.
“It says in the brochure a camp for spiritual and loving relationships,” Brad explains to the dubious Jack.
Kent, still naked, comes up to the attractive couple kissing on the blanket and tells them “Good work”. Andy and Park then 69. After a long while Kent tells them to start rimming so they leave dicks to move to one another’s assholes. Kent next orders them to get aggressive, so Park turns Andy over on his belly and really eats him out. Kent hands Park a condom and utters what is probably the most stilted line I’ve ever heard in a film: “”Now put your manhood into his anus.” Park puts on the condom while Kent lubes Andy’s ass and then Park ‘puts his manhood into Andy’s anus’. Kent eventually tells them to switch places so Andy now boffs Park. (Or should I say Andy puts his boyhood in Park’s hole?) Unable to keep out of the action any longer, Kent sits on Park’s face and cums. Park cums while Andy’s ‘boyhood’ is reaming him.
At a gathering of the clan Kent and Jason tell the assembled throng that they will be starting on a “spiritual and loving relationship”.
“I’m out of here,” Jack proclaims and walks away.
Brad goes after him.
Kent and Jason give Dante and John and Josh Williams and Tyler Austinn a lesson in foreplay. Josh and Tyler are attractive twinks that I hope to see more of. They start with their own lovers but then Dante and John are told to fondle the kid directly behind them. Dante gets Josh and John gets Tyler. The switched couples begin to make out in earnest. (Now, a plot question here. If the problem between the lovers Dante and John is John’s tendency towards infidelity, isn’t this scenario just acerbating their problem instead of alleviating it?) Dante goes down on Josh and John gives head to Tyler. This evolves into a daisy-chain suck. Next John eats out Dante’s ass while Josh pokes his butt in the air and waits his turn. Tyler sucks the ass-eating John. Dante next fucks Josh while Tyler—believe it or not—fucks the mature John. Things get back to normal when they switch so each of the fuckers can fuck his own boyfriend.
Back at their tent Brad and Jack make up and make out. It’s a lengthy 69. I like Brad’s trick of putting the condom in his mouth and then putting over Jack’s cock. (Look, Ma, no hands!) Brad sits on Jack’s dick. (But we don’t see the entry!) The fuck ends in the missionary position.
Well, now Jack decides to stay and they join the group. The film ends with a chaotic and unexciting orgy.

The extras include a Behind the Scenes filmed with a wobbly camcorder and conducted by Brad Benton who pushes it way beyond the bounds of cute.

Although the film featured “primetime players” and had an attractive locale, I just couldn’t get into it. It was an OK plot despite some illogical bits. But it was the sex that left me limp. No one really seemed turned on by their partner so it was pretty much a case of fuck-by-the-numbers. Perhaps director Donner is so used to the amateurs doing it on their own in his FIRST-TIME TRYERS that he trusted these seasoned performers too much. You might find the sex more of a turn-on than I. (I hope you do.) But, frankly, most of the time I was almost bored. Now in case you say I’m getting jaded or that I must need Viagra, I must tell you I put another DVD on directly after this one and that one proved a stiffener.