Lumberjack Gang Bang Review

The Plot
This movie starts with mail call at a camp of lumberjacks. Boss Blue Blake hands out the mail to all the guys, and then delivers some bad news. It seems that the bridge to town has been washed out, so there will be no way for the guys to get any pussy for the next 6 months. As a result, they do what they always do in this situation - draw straws to see who will be Camp Bitch for the week. Duke Miller ends up being the lucky fellow and soon he’s down on his knees sucking cock.

The movie is broken up into 7 chapters, but there are really only 4 distinct scenes.

scene 1 All the guys gather around Duke with their dicks out, and he sucks them all. Some of the dicks are nice and hard, but a few of them are only at half-mast.
scene 2 Next, the guys lay Duke down on a table and take turns eating out his ass while Duke sucks more cock. Curiously, Duke’s underwear is left on, covering his dick and only exposing his asshole. We’ll find out the reason for this in the next scene.
scene 3 Keeping in mind that no one has cum yet and we’re already on the third scene, Staten McCormack begins to fuck Duke as he leans over a woodpile. All of the other guys have mysteriously disappeared at this point. But here we find out the reason why Duke’s underwear was left on in the last scene - he is obviously NOT into the sex at all as his dick is shriveled up like a little bitty prune. After a few minutes of fucking, Staten cums and... we DON’T get to see it! The camera man misses the shot and instead focuses on Staten’s face. All we get to see is the slime on Duke’s butt cheek after it’s all over. This is inexcusable in porn. If the camera man misses the shot, just leave it out entirely!
scene 4 All of the other lumberjacks have suddenly reappeared and now take turns fucking Duke. First up is Troy Michaels who’s definitely a hottie, but he has a large birthmark on his ball sack which is a little distracting. A few of the other guys suck each other’s dicks in the background, but we don’t really get to see much of it. Eventually, they turn Duke over so he’s laying on his back and we get a better view of his shriveled penis. One by one they take turns topping until FINALLY everyone ends up jacking a load all over Duke’s chest.

Overall Thoughts
Overall I’d say this movie ends up being somewhat disappointing. A few of the guys are hot (most notably Troy Michaels and Brad Rock) but the rest of the cast is so-so. My biggest complaint however is the lack of cumshots and the lack of sexual energy. In the end, the movie left me bored. Plus, at just over an hour long, it’s not a very good value for your money.