Love Sick Review

Title: Love Sick (or "Fino A Farmi Male")
Released by: Erotic Media

"Love Sick" is the story of Leonor Green, played by the curvaceous Rita Faltoyano. Leonor is a high-priced European hooker with her eye on nothing but money, which is made very apparent when she meets her first client in a hotel room. 500 euros apparently warms up that cold heart of hers. Not long after that, he’s playing with her full natural breasts on the bed, lapping away at her pussy, and fucking her both in the pussy and in her ass before tit-fucking her and blowing his load all over her beautiful breasts. Then after they clean up, she’s quick to head out the door.

But rather than catch a cab, for some reason Leonor heads to the hotel bar, where another guy with a Scottish accent tries to pick her up. He’s eager to get to know her, even though he’s married with a wife far away. But Leonor tells him to drop dead and then takes off before even touching her drink. (Or paying for it. She must run one hell of a bar tab.)

Leonor goes to see John, her equally high-priced pimp. It turns out that Leonor has been working on her own, and doesn’t tell John about her little hotel tryst, but she’s eager to get work from him. He’s got nothing for her, so she quickly leaves. Slightly pissed, John and his buddy work off some frustration by getting some action from the two ladies who DO care. These girls are eager to suck, fuck, and one even does a double-penetration before each get a face full of goo.

Later on, John calls Leonor at home. He’s got a job for her, but she wants more money. He haggles from a thousand to 750 before she agrees.

Leonor shows up on time and meets George in the pool. There’s no small talk involved, no getting-to-know-you conversations. We don’t even know who his wife is, even though she was the one who brought Leonor to the poolside. He just drags himself out of the pool and lays down on the concrete and watches her take her clothes off. Meanwhile his wife sits by the pool, watching as Leonor suck and then fucks him. Eventually, though, the wife strips down and joins in, getting some of the dick action herself before he blows his load all over her belly.

Leonor goes back to John with a gripe about the two being "completely nuts". Nuts? What? Because they were just as icy as she was? But then Leonor holds out on some of the money for John and then walks out. John makes a phone call with a little bit of revenge in mind.

Meanwhile, Leonor gets a visitor. It’s Paolo, the presumptuous bloke with the Scottish accent from the hotel bar. You know, the one that she never wanted to see again. He somehow found out where she lives (that’s not good if you’re in the business) and he wants to fuck her, so she agrees. They strip each other down, he goes down on her, she goes down on him, they go through four positions including two anal before she blows him to climax.

The next morning Paolo shows up again, and this time Leonor tells him that he should be spending time with his wife, not with her.

Meanwhile, George’s wife Jennifer is talking with Interpol. She’s telling the detective that Leonor stole her diamond ring. Uh-oh… is this the payback John was talking about?

The detective decides to pay John a visit. John isn’t there, but his hot secretary is. The detective wastes no time making the moves on her, and she doesn’t hesitate to get naked and get screwing. They go at it from as many positions possible on the couch, including a couple of anal positions before he blows his load all over her thighs, and then has her suck him clean.

Paolo’s wife shows up at Leonor’s place, telling her to stay away from her husband. (Hey, how did she know where Leonor lived?) She tells Leonor that Paolo can’t make decisions, so she has to. (Does she have to cut his food and wipe his ass as well?) She offers Leonor twenty-thousand to stay away from Paolo, but it is rejected. (Stay away? He’s the one seeing her!) She leaves, not knowing that the detective is watching. (Great, now HE knows where Leonor lives. Hey, any chance they could tell ME where she lives?) The detective later encounters Leonor at the hotel and questions her about that little poolside romp. Flustered, Leonor calls John.

Meanwhile Paolo and his wife Dorothy argue over his fooling around. He starts to leave, she flashes her tits and asks what Leonor has that she doesn’t. (Well, a better rack for starters.) She still manages to coax him to bed. They please each other for a while before getting into as many positions as possible, and then she blows him off and sucks him clean.

Leonor confronts John about the theft allegations and John does everything except admit setting her up. Paolo leaves Dorothy. He goes to see Leonor and tells her that he has left his wife. Leonor tells Paolo that she doesn’t love him, but he doesn’t accept that. She tells him that she was framed. He tells her that since he was with her that night, he was her alibi. As the two embrace, the detective puts a hand on her shoulder….

And I guess this is all "to be continued", huh?

The movie itself is pretty good, if you can get past the bad voices used for the English dubbing. Let’s start with getting the names straight. Leonor (the character’s name in the credits) is constantly referred to as "Luvina" and Paolo (which is both the character’s name and the actor’s screen name) becomes "Paul". The bad translations also play a role here. Telling someone "I’m standing up to you" sounds pretty corny. Also how about using people who actually sound similar to the actors? Rita is a beautiful young woman, but her dubbed voice makes her sound like she should be almost forty.

Okay, cut out the dubbing flubs and you have some good sex, especially from Rita. She has a great natural curvy body and beautiful long hair, both of which you don’t see in the adult world too much. The other actresses also don’t disappoint, even if they only have one sex scene.

The DVD extras include a special "cumscene" feature that takes you right to the pop-shot for each sex scene, a behind-the-scenes video done first in Hungarian and then in Italian, a photo gallery, and the link to their website. There is also some extra goodies after the credits in the movie, such as the English title for the movie (the title was still in the original Hungarian "Fino A Farmi Male") and the original trailer. Why they were incorporated into the DVD properly was probably just an oversight by the folks at Erotic Media.

All in all, it’s not too bad. If you can get this movie under $20, do so. Otherwise wait until it gets put on discount.

I only hope that the folks at Erotic Media will release the conclusion to this story. I’d like to see how they can wrap all of these little threads up.