Love Me Long Time Review

Reviewed by Dawg69  on  11/2/2014

Scene 1: Billy Glide & Jessica Bangkok. Billy sporting his usual "fat cock", but Jessica doesn't quite do it for me as I like my Asian girls petite and small-framed. Sex was very basic and very boring.

Scene 2: Pike Nelson & Amai Liu. I love Amai Liu and I think all of us that jerk-off to this young hottie feel guilty afterwards. If you aren't familiar with "Big Pike", this Latin Dude packs one of the more impressive Schlongs in the business. I was hard just thinking about this scene as Pike's mighty tool was going to be pulverizing tiny Amai's young twat to oblivion. No such luck! This could have been one of the most impressive scenes in Porn, had they gotten the right Director. Instead, this was just an OK scene, although I would rate it as the best scene on this DVD (how does a "just OK" scene rate as the best scene on this release? Cause the other scenes were all lame!)

Scene 3: Jack Napier & Lana Violet. I don't even remember this scene! Either my DVD did not contain this scene, or it was so lame I fast forwarded through it!

Scene 4: Anthony Rosano & Kita Zen. Anthony has a descent pecker and Kita meets my Asian heartthrob standards...but scene was just not working for me. Man, this Director sucks Moose Cock!

Scene 5: Alec Knight & Yuki Mori. Yuki is the least attractive of the girls on this release. Alec is known for packing an impressive package, but I was not impressed here. Yawn!

Final notes: With names like Billy Glide, Pike Nelson, Amai Liu, Alec Knight, Kita Zen, etc., you'd think this was going to be a blockbuster release. Hardly! Don't waste your money here.