Love Boat XXX: A Parody Review

Reviewed by Captain Jack  on  4/1/2014

Love. Exciting and New. Come Aboard! We’re Expecting You! If you’re of a certain age, I’m sure you sang along with those four lines! Will Ryder takes on one of the classic television shows from the late 70s. There’s not much of a storyline here, like the original series, just a lot of one liners and silly set-ups. The cast is amazing with Jessa Rhodes, Capri Cavanni, Kendall Karson, Penny Pax, Sunny Lane and Gia Grace.

Kendall Karson

The love boat crew greets the passengers as they board the ship. Doc, Gopher and Isaac ogle all the hot female passengers that board the ship. Kendall is the final one on board and Gopher gives her a personal tour. Kendall lies on the bed and her dress hikes up showing her panties. Tyler Nixon dives into her pussy and gives her a good licking. Kendall spits on his dick and forces him down her throat. She gags all over his dick and works out some sexy stringers. Very nice camera work captures Kendall taking every inch. She gets slammed in doggie, cowgirl, spoon and mish. This was a hard pounding scene and Tyler nuts all over her pussy. Kendall does a little taste testing.

Penny Pax, Sunny Lane

The Captain’s daughter, Penny, is making out with John Travolta on the deck. Julie follows them back to the cabin to make sure nothing dangerous happens. She helps Penny in her blowjob of Seth Gamble. Penny sucks the dick while Sunny sucks on his balls. The girls team up to give him a very sexy and sensual oral exhibition. Penny leaves to score some booze leaving Seth and Sunny alone. He eats her out and then the real action begins. Sunny gets banged in doggie, reverse, spoon, cowgirl and mish. Sunny still has it going on after all these years! Seth strokes off over her pussy and stomach and Sunny does some taste testing.

Capri Cavanni

Capri is Evan’s young fiance’ and he’s smothering her. She just wants to fuck other people to see what’s out there! She ends up in Doc’s office and he gives her a full frontal exam. Kurt Lockwood plays with her tits and goes down on her. Capri gives him head and pops the dick in and out of her mouth. She sucks on his balls and gags on his prick. Part of the oral is in POV fashion and Capri looks very good! She also titty fucks him before getting banged in mish, cowgirl, reverse and doggie. Very nice performance from Capri and Kurt nuts all over her big tits.

Gia Grace

Gia is obsessed with locating Travolta and the Captain sees it as his opportunity to bag a young hottie. He invites her to his cabin for dinner and to talk about meeting him. Gia is dressed in a sexy blue dress showing massive cleavage. She strips down to see if she’d be his type and Steve Nelson is very happy! She gives him a hummer and slides his cock down her throat. Gia strokes him off all over her face.

Penny Pax

Penny tells Isaac that if he gives her a bottle of Southern Comfort she’ll fuck him. He closes down the bar so that they can be alone. Penny strips down and Tee Reel licks her twat. Penny takes that BBC into her mouth and just engulfs it. She looks him in the eyes as she makes his dick disappear. Penny takes a ride in reverse and cowgirl, doggie and mish. Penny is energetic and takes a decent pounding. Tee explodes all over her face and Penny cleans him up.

Jessa Rhodes

Evan’s been hitting on Jessa the whole cruise and she even gave him a brief blowjob on the deck earlier. Now, they go back to his cabin and they do a tongue dance. Jessa’s dress easily comes off and this beauty has a fabulous body! Evan goes down on her and he licks that pretty pussy while Jessa is on her back and on her knees. She gives him head and stuffs the big cock into her mouth. She gets him wet with her spit and does a very sexy job. Evan bones her in reverse, cowgirl, mish and doggie. Jessa moans in ecstasy and takes a large load all over her face. She does some clean-up as the scene ends.

BONUS: India Summer from Secrets of Sex Island

India is wearing a skimpy black bikini and is making out with Michael Vegas. He tongues her pussy and gets her off that way. India sucks his dick and furiously bobs her head up and down on him. She gets banged in cowgirl and mish and Michael nuts all over her pussy.

SPECIAL FEATURES

Over 35 minutes of BTS footage, photo galleries and trailers.

SUMMARY

Another decent parody in a long line of them from Will Ryder. The casting process he went through was right on and some of these stars resembled the original cast. The sex was decent. I am also watching when Jessa gets naked! And Capri’s body? Oh my! Don’t forget the return of Sunny and Penny plays a good little nympho! And Kendall is statuesque and sexy! That’s what we’re watching porn for, right? Worth adding to your parody collection!

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