Lord Of Asses 13 Review

Reviewed by bono-ONE  on  11/30/2008

Ok fans time to check out some very pretty ladies who all happen to have sexy bottoms-- Sasha Grey, Bobbi Starr, and Lexi Love just to wet your appetite. You add in the Icon himself is behind this, Tom Byron, and I think we're in for a pretty good time, no need to waste any let's hit a few highlights.

Sasha Grey:

Ok we start off very strong with the current Female Performer of the Year and Sasha Grey has pretty much done it all now it seems in the adult biz but thankfully she's gonna stick around at least for awhile so more hot sex is definitely in the cards. We open with the gorgeous Miss Grey showing off that tushy, it's covered but you know it's gonna be on display in short order. The eyes immediately draw you in and then we get in the ass and that just seals the deal for me. Sasha Grey for me has just a unique look and I find her very attractive. The tease starts off inside but we also head outside for more amazing booty footage, you just want to lick that tushy!!On to the bedroom we go next and I could listen to Sasha talk about any subject but since she's here to fuck I'm more into seeing her nekkid! A short chat until we have Sasha working those pretty lips around Tom's cock, the pov shots were very good. When she turns around to have a seat on the dick, ass facing us there is no shame fans if you can't hold your load-- this ass is just amazing, easily one of my faves to ogle. Nicely they don't forget to tap her ass for some action, doggie was good but again it's the cowgirl, anal this time, that just exceeds expectations. Tom delivers a superb load to that mesmerizing face, closing a highly successful scene.

Aurora Snow:

This whole case is awesome so following Sasha is the lovely Miss Aurora Snow who has been around it seems to quite some time and I can happily say I'm still very much a fan. The body is looking sexier than ever and you know she can bring it when it comes to fucking. The tease is again an inside/ outside combo, a couple different outfits and of course plenty of ass footage, even some ass spreading from Aurora-- you nasty girl! She works in some strong pussy/ ass fingering too when the tease is taken back inside. Tom's more than turned on by this and we're soon engaging in another solid pov blowjob, the eye contact, the way she takes her time licking around the cock'n'balls = highly successful bj. Tom's no dummy and peels off her bottoms for some quality time licking that ass, me time never tasted so good I bet. They get a good start to the sex too, no surprise that cowgirl was a great shot, then Aurora gets in mish, ass/ pussy spread wide open for a frontal anal assault which extends to another fine view in cowgirl and reverse too for that matter. Strong head from Aurora at the end too just before Tom nuts- another spray job over a pretty face!

Lexi Love:

So the first two scenes set the pattern and it's followed in this scene as well. Great shots of Miss Love both inside and outside, a cute face, nice eyes and yeah she's packing it in the ass dept. as well. Lexi works in a few good sexy looks too as Tom's camera darts in and out covering her bod. We have some talking too before Lexi gets down to bidness, that long schlong right before her, she's working the hands as well as the mouth over Tommy. Mr. Byron once again asserts director privilege to eat a little female ass and damn where do I sign up for that, her ass is so munchable!! Lexi is then allowed to return for more oral before it's time to fuck and it just don't get no better to use bad english than watching Lexi Love riding a cock in cowgirl so that rocked bigtime. You get a good shot or two in anal too before Lexi plays the nasty card munching on Tom's ass-- ok no kissing her now, lol. Tom saves up another solid load for his starlet and it paints her face as we end another great scene.

Poppy Morgan:

This is a girl I've not seen do a scene for some time so I was very happy to see Poppy in this cast. She's got the great body going plus she's got the awesome British accent working so hopefully she does a little dirty talking here in the scene to really turn me on. We have a sexy bluejean pair of shorts on for part of the tease, it's frayed on the bottoms but the most imprtant thing, lots of ass cheekage. Poppy does the great peel down shot too with Tom's camera right there, giving you the full ass view and it's very very good fans. The pussy stroking was pretty hot too, readying that coochie for action. Awesome we get a bit of chat here too so that accent is heard! Pretty much sit back and enjoy the show here, the accent, the ass, it's all workin. Poppy is well prepared when it comes time to suck cock, POV is quite good. Tom is also ready to do a little more ass eating and he's definitely picked a great cast of hotties for that bit of action. Nice opening shot of the sex too, the bluejean shorts peeled down, ass arching up and Tom slides into her pussy with her rosebud giving a looksee like hey I want in on the fun too, patience!! We have Poppy showing off her nasty side as well with some ass licking, more strong head and then it's time to tackle her ass, mish with the legs spread wide was very good and there's gaping too. After some doggie anal we have Poppy really digging that tongue in for the man ass eating, so again no kissing her afterwards, ewwww! Reverse and cowgirl anals round out the scene and the pops remain a spray job with Tom launching all over Poppy's pretty mug.

Bobbi Starr:

We close out the dvd with appropriately enough a Starr, Bobbi Starr to be exact! The eyes, the flowing hair, the body all entice you and for fans of Bobbi's it's a lovely journey each and every scene to take, not knowing quite what she'll do but knowing you will enjoy each second as you watch. The tease here was as good as any shot for this one, the ass, the body all working. Who can blame Tom for one last ass munch and Bobbi then has her turn with oral fun too, the hands and mouth working jointly to work up Tom's schlong for one last party. They don't waste anytime with the sex too, cowgirl leads off and they have the shot right on her ass too as she eases down, then Tom works up a good pace. You want a great insertion shot for anal, just watch this scene. In doggie you have Bobbi spreading her ass, the target clearly in site, Tom eases in, splashdown!! The great wide open shot in mish is very welcome as there's more anal with gaping, then it's cowgirl anal and hey we're almost done so slap Mr. Happy so you can make it to the end!! A little reverse anal to close it out and there is more head too, hey enjoy cock sucking from Bobbi Starr before nutting on her face-- sounds like a plan to me.

Extras & Final Thoughts:

Well fans this is as good an ass themed movie as you're likely to see, period. The ass shots were more than generous and given quite a bit during the teases and then during the fucking as well. The ass eating from Tom was very good and you even had a couple of the girls, Poppy & Lexi from what I recall, that dip their tongues into the bum for Tommy. You want anal, well there's tons of it and it's shot perfectly too, all the positions you could want with good emphasis on cowgirl, this is an ass movie after all and there isn't a much better position with which to capture the female bottom. Now for extras you get some great interviews so have a listen there plus there are trailers and a photo gallery as well. This is an easy purchase recommendation, in fact it's a strong one for the cast you have and the action that's captured, bravo Mr. Byron.