Lord Of Asses 12 Review

Reviewed by K-man  on  10/3/2008

I thought Tom Byron’s “Lord of Asses 12” was just about ideal porn. As the title accurately implies, it’s about Tom having anal sex with great looking women. I always think porn should allow the viewer to put himself in the place of the actor, so that the actor does to or with the actresses exactly what the viewer would g if given the chance.

Tom does that superbly here. In each scene, he briefly interviews the lady while getting some wonderful footage showcasing her terrific talents. He repeats the routine with Nadia Styles, Chelsie Rae, Emma Cummings, Holly Wellin, and the returning legend and longtime Byron favorite, Nikita Denise.

He has the envious duty, in each scene, of getting a hummer to start things off. He then visually and orally explores the beautiful butts and assholes of the gal, before moving on to vaginal, and ultimately, anal, intercourse.

If I were in his position, I would spend even more time with my face between their cheeks and my tongue in their bung, before stroking my high hard one in and out of their ass for as long as I possibly could.

He starts with a standing next to the bed mish anal, and works in each of the most popular positions, including my favorite, doggy, and cowgirl. In each case, the scene is lit and photographed to give us lucky viewers the opportunity to see the great action well, and we also get to enjoy the beauty of these women almost as though we were right there in the room.

One of my favorite things about this great smut movie is that Tom does not waste our time with over the top, un-erotic freak show shit like double penetrations and excessive ATM or choking and spitting. Tom treats these lovely ladies just like I would – as enthusiastic, lovers. Really guys, if any of you were in this position, would you want to share the gal with another dude? Or would you spit at her or choke her? Of course not!

Tom Byron has been my hero since I saw him plant his face between the big round ass cheeks of Heather Torrance in The Adventures of Buttman, the groundbreaking ass classic by John Stagliano. I couldn’t believe porn was finally doing something I had loved doing for years. He may be the only guy in the world who loves ass more than I do, but he gets to do it for a job.

I’m starting to think Tom Byron has surpasses Hugh Heffner for “The luckiest Man in the World” title. Tom has probably licked and fucked more great ass than anyone else in history. We are lucky that he continues to document his exploits for our viewing pleasure.