London's Loose Lady Review

Running Time: 70 min. (cover claims 83 min.)

Production Date: 11 / 1999

Director: Omar Williams

Cast: Betty Swallocks aka Claire Brown, Sarah, Frasier, Calvin, Brian, Kirsty, Gino, Rachel, and Dolly in a non-sex role

Initial Expectations: Omar Williams’ Big Omar series is one of my favorite series out there. As soon as I saw that he was behind the camera on this one my hopes went way up.

Initial Reaction: It’s every bit as fun as the Big Omar series!

Who Should Watch It : Raincoaters, fans of the Big Omar series, and anybody who wants fresh faces

Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants obviously experienced performers

Audio /Video Quality: The audio is well balanced, but does have a few minor problems. Some of the audio is a bit on the hollow side due to the locations, which makes the dialogue hard to understand in places. There’s also a slightly high pitched hum in the background of much of the audio. Although there’s a few background noises, they often fit the scenes and don’t feel out of place. The video is much the same way, although it does have a few remnants that flash by now and then. It has some very slight grain and a few shadows, but normally looks very good. There’s a little bit of camera shake, but it fits the feel of the movie very well.

Music: None.

Menus: The menus are pretty basic. The main menu is unanimated and has the VCA music that gives me nightmares. The chapter menu shows some care, and lets you choose a scene based on a small clip of each scene and the name of the loose leading lady in the scene.

The Feature: London’s Loose Lady brings you a bit of action from the land of cars which look like they’ve been left in the dryer a bit too long. It centers around Betty Swollcocks, a decent looking auburn haired lady with real tits, a few piercings, and a few too many tattoos for my tastes. Her friend Dollie follows her around as she meets her friends here and there, and for some reason, sex always seems to ensue.

Betty starts things off heading to the pub her friends Sarah and Fraiser just bought. She talks with Fraiser a little before Sarah pops up, and later learns that Sarah’s giving Frasier a little head behind the bar while he serves the customers. They fuck in the usual positions around the bar before Fasier gives Sarah an impressive facial that she doesn’t shy away from in the least. They’re found by Betty near the end of their fucking, who plays with herself a little while watching. It’s a pretty hot scene that has great chemistry. It reminds me in many ways of the Big Omar series, as it features a believable couple who are obviously enjoying themselves. It’s a very good scene and a great way to start things off.

Betty takes on black guys Calvin and Brian when they return to the bar later in the day. Betty quickly assumes the position between the guys so she can give and receive at the same time before letting them start fucking her pussy. She also lets them bang her bum doggie style before taking a nice facial from one of the guys. The other, however, never seems able to pop and just sits back to watch through the anal portion. It’s a pretty good scene, but the one guy not being able to do his share of the work brought it down a bit for me. It also didn’t seem to have the chemistry of the opening scene. It’s an okay scene, but nothing spectacular.

Next, Betty heads over to the Hilton to meet her friends Gino, a long haired guy with a bit of a skunk stripe, and Kirsty, an extremely cute brunette with a very nice and very real body. She’s hoping to head out to party right away, but Kirsty thinks they should do something else first, like each other. Betty watches as Kirsty starts warming up Gino, and then gets between them so she can play too. Kirsty gets the first round of fucking, first riding Gino and then laying back so he can fuck her axe wound while Betty rides her face. Kirsty lets Gino fuck both her holes doggie style while Betty lays back to mimic them with a dildo, but lets Betty get in for a little ass fucking also. Finally, Gino blows his ball butter on Kirsty’s excellent ass and lets Betty lick it up. It’s a fun and hot scene, although the camera work seemed a little off through much of the scene. There were many times when I wasn’t sure which of the girls was getting fucked, and several times when the angle seemed to be off enough that you got to see a shoulder rather than Betty working herself over in the background. It’s still an above average scene, but not much.

Finally, Betty meets her old friend Rachel who’s just back in town from Portugal. They slowly kiss their way around and work each other over naturally before Rachel brings out the present she brought back for Betty. They work each other over with the new toy before they each break out a vibe for their ass. Finally, Betty has Rachel add the toy to her pussy while she works on her ass with the vibe before they collapse together for a nap. It’s a pretty good scene, but the chemistry lacks at times. Rachel looked like she was bored out of her mind while DPing Betty, and some of Betty’s anal masturbation showed the same excitement. It’s odd because other parts of the scene they both looked completely into. It gives the ending an odd feeling, and leaves me hoping for a little more consistency in future episodes.

London’s Loose Lady is a simple but fun porno. It mixes together some fun setups with hot sex, and rarely takes itself too seriously. I doubt anybody here will be familiar, which also gives it some of its charm. Everybody in the cast obviously loves sex, and hasn’t been in front of the camera so much that they know exactly where they should be at all moments. It nicely balances the typical porno out there with an amateur film, taking the best from each to make something different yet familiar enough that it should be able to draw in both mainstream and amateur porn fans without chasing either off. London’s Loose Lady is another worthwhile porno from Omar Williams.

Extras: A photo gallery lasts about two minutes with seven seconds per very nice looking full screen photo. There’s also contact information.

Themes: Straight, spanking, masturbation, voyeurism, interracial, group, anal, lesbian, rimming (male > female and female > female), toys, and DP (technical)

Raincoat Factor: Very high

Condom Usage: None

Overall: Currently, London’s Loose Lady can be found online for between $8 and $23 with only a few stores offering it right now. Although it’s not perfect, at eight bucks this one’s a steal. The movie’s fun and has some hot sex. There’s a few minor problems with the technical aspects, and sadly there isn’t any extras worth mentioning. For eight bucks, however, I can’t complain about this one.

Note to VCA: Although there aren’t any real extras here, it’s great to see you releasing this one at such as affordable price. In the future, please watch your running length claims better. When you’re off by over ten minutes many people feel that the movie might have been edited to remove a scene.

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