Loaded Gun (Colossal Entertainment) Review

Reviewed by ChodeMasterJ  on  12/31/2009

This movie starts off with the performer names going over a montage of scenes from the movie. None of the names seem to match up to the person shown at the time so we're gonna have to wing it here.

First scene starts off with a girl in a red bikini, named Bia Duarte, and a girl in a pink bikini, Carla Novaes, exercising. Two Brazilian guys come up and talk to them and we're blessed with English subtitles to help us with the cheesy porno talk. A guy with lame tattoos and a lame haircut and a lame beard starts sucking her dick. Seriously, this dude is straight out of Backstreet Boyz in 2000. Carla sucks his dick then he rims her. If you've never seen her before, she's very beautiful and passable as a female. She's got some scars around her nipples, but they're not detrimental to her look. They switch spots and she rims him now. He then sucks her toes and plays with Carla's feet. He's got her on an exercise bike and starts fucking her in the ass, which is very nice looking, btw. He then fucks her missionary on the bike, all the while the subtitles are letting us know what they're saying. They then lie down on the weight bench and she rides him RCA for a short time. Then he sits on the weight bar and she rides him RCA….looks dangerous. She then fucks him on the weight bench and cums on his ass. I could have done without seeing him bottom, to tell you the truth. He then pops on her face. If the guy had a bigger dick and didn't bottom to Carla, the scene would have been way better.

Next scene is Bia Duarte and some guy. She's got a banging body and if you didn't know she had a dick, you'd probably be strokin' to her. She takes off her bikini bottom and homedude rims her. She's got a very full ass. He then fingers her ass. She proceeds to blow the guy and then they rub their dicks together for awhile. He FINALLY fucks her in Mish. Bia does some A2M but he's got a condom on. Ass juice still gets on her face I presume. He then pounds her ass in Doggy, which is shot from behind, and looks very nice. His dick isn't too big but he's giving it to her. Then he sticks his toe in her ass!!! Then she sucks his toes. Haha. Back to Doggy. Now she rides him vigorously in CG. Her bubble butt looks good from this angle. More condom A2M. The guy then Piledrives her on the couch. If she cums on her own face like this it would be epic. He 'American Fists' her ass. (AF = all of the digits except for the thumb are in her ass). They fuck for a little while longer and he squats over her face and pops on her face and in her mouth. She then jacks off until she cums over herself, in Piledriver still. She has a pretty good load. Not much hits her face, but it's still nice.

Next, we have two girls swinging on some swings. They start making out. One is tan and the other is kinda white by Brazilian standards. The light skinned one is named Barbara Kysivics and the tan one is named Aline Fontynelli. They start making out. The tanned girl starts sucking the lighter skinned girl's cock, which is pretty think and long. This scene is looking good. Now the light skinned girl sucks the tanned girl's dick, which is kinda small. The light skinned girl's dick looks huge when they pan up from the ground and it's dangling between her legs. Very nice looking. Tan girl sucks the light skinned girl's dick again. Barbara fucks tan girl in Standing Doggy. They spread a blanket and tan girl fucks light skinned girl in doggy. It then cuts to two guys playing soccer. WTF? Then back to the ladies fucking. Tan girl then mounts the other girl in doggy and kinda fucks her from above. Cuts again to the two chumps playing soccer. The two guys spot the girls and interrupt them and they split off into teams.

Barbara and her guy do oral on each other. She fucks him then he eats her ass and fucks her in the spoon position. The girl then rides him RC while her hard dick bounces around. She jacks off while getting fucked and cums on her leg. Dude then cums on her tits.

Then it cuts to the other team. Aline does oral on him and he reciprocates. They then bust out a blanket and 69. She then eats his ass for a while. He then fucks her doggy, which is a pretty good sight. They then move to a piledriver and he fucks her ass. Aline then lies down and he vigorously fucks her in the spoon position. She then fucks him doggy and then in spoon. He then briefly rides her and then gives her a facial. She then cums on his hairy chest, which is a little disgusting if you ask me.

At the end there's Bonus Clips of all of the girls except for Aline doing short teases. Carla's and Bia's was good, but Barbara's didn't do much for me. The first half of the movie was good. Carla is a goddess and Bia's ass is to die for. The last two scenes were only so-so. I could have done without the guys bottoming to the girls, but I'm sure there's some people out there who like that. No worries. I hope you enjoyed my review and it was of some help. :)