Load In Every Hole, A Review

Reviewed by astroknight  on  11/25/2005

The Little Details

Running Time: 104 min.

Production Date: 1 / 21 / 2003

Director: Andre Madness

Cast: Ashley Moore, Austin O’Riley, Mandy Bright, Melanie Jagger, Barrett Blade, Brandon Iron, Brian Surewood, Frank Gun, Jay “Quarantine List” Ashley, and Talon

The Short Story

Initial Expectations: Mandy and Melanie taking anal cream pies? That’s all I need to know to check this one out!

Initial Reaction: It frequently has a degrading feel that doesn’t do a lot for me, but it also has some nice creampies.

Who Should Watch It : Cream pie fans

Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting the women to look like they’re being treated with plenty of respect

The Technical Stuff

Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are pretty good. The audio is clear and well balanced, and I don’t think I noticed a single background noise. The video is also nicely done, and has only a hint of grain with very few shadows.

Music: None

Menus: The main menu nicely blends a bit of animation with stills and a bit of the movie. The chapter menu shows some nice care, and lets you choose a scene based on a small clip of each scene and the name of the girl in the scene. After you choose a girl, you’re given a secondary screen to let you choose where in the scene you want to go sexually.

The Feature

A Load in Every Hole keeps things simple. You start with three guys and one girl, and after a little story that normally revolves around a modeling audition the girl takes a load in each of her holes.

Scene 1 - Melanie Jagger, Barrett Blade, Brandon Iron, and Brian Surewood

Brandon starts out the opening scene letting Barrett and Brian know that they actually got somebody to respond to their ad so they have to act professionally. As Brandon gets off a fake phone call, Melanie walks in and asks about the modeling job. They let her know that she isn’t quite tall enough for runway modeling, but she seems perfect for artistic nude modeling. Melanie isn’t sure, but goes along with them as Barrett starts snapping pictures of her. She’s more than a little nervous, but soon has Brian’s cock in her mouth. He eats her ass when she turns around so Barrett can get some POV shots of her sucking cock and adds a little finger work when Brandon gets his turn in her mouth. Brian fucks Melanie from behind before she rolls onto her back and Brandon fingers her ass. He gives her a couple tastes of her ass from his fingers before fucking her ass missionary style. Brian takes her ass reverse cowgirl style next before Brandon joins in to DP her after telling her the camera’s not rolling any more. Brandon goes back for a little more missionary work before he pops in her pussy. They have her squeeze it out so she doesn’t have to worry about getting pregnant and feed it back up to her. When she rolls back onto all fours Brian fucks her ass doggie style, and also loses his load as he starts to pull out. Melanie squirts it out as well while asking if she can get pregnant from an anal cream pie before sucking his cock clean. Finally, Barrett blows his load in her mouth before she shows it off and swallows it down.

This scene leaves me with mixed feelings. Melanie does a great job taking on the guys, making the anal and double penetrations look easy as well as putting in some nice energy. Brandon and Brian easily lead the scene, with Barrett seeming to be there just to get his cock sucked. The framework of the scene, however, really turned me off. I know it’s all simulated, but having the entire scene being wrapped around tricking and shaming a girl into having sex didn’t do anything for me. Brandon adds some nice humor into the scene with his comments, but with how many people seem to look for a reason to try to knock porn down a notch or two the attitude and framework of the scene left me cold.

Scene 2 - Mandy Bright, Brian Surewood, Frank Gun, and Jay “Quarantine List” Ashley

Frank brings Mandy, a hot Hungarian brunette, over to see Brian and Jay in hopes that they can squeeze her into their schedule. She walks in with a bright smile to match her hot red dress and they quickly talk about her wanting to make some money modeling. Brian talks about some different types of modeling in America and lets her know that they think she’d be perfect for figure and nude modeling. Mandy’s a bit hesitant to strip down, but quickly starts showing how fantastic she looks in a sexy red bra and thong. After a little more talking they get Mandy to strip down all the way. They pressure her with a bit of good porn producer - bad porn producer before Jay starts sucking her tits while the others start groping her. It doesn’t take Mandy long to find her way to her knees as she starts sucking and stroking her way around the guys. She also spends a little time on her back with Brian licking her pussy while Jay sucks her toes. Of course Brian moves on to fuck her pussy missionary style, and she works her sweet mouth between the other cocks as well. She moves over for an energetic ride on Jay’s cock reverse cowgirl style before the guys talk her into taking it in the ass. Both Frank and Jay fuck her ass from behind before she takes a cowgirl style DP from Brian and Jay as Frank stuffs her face. They go back to fucking each of Mandy’s holes from behind, and after the guys trade back and forth a bit Brian busts the first nut in Mandy’s pussy. Mandy squeezes it bout and rolls over for Jay to fuck her ass missionary style, and soon after she has another load inside her. Finally, Frank finishes things up shooting his seed into Mandy’s mouth.

This is a pretty hot scene. It has some of the same coercive feeling as the previous scene, but thankfully it’s really toned down. Mandy looks absolutely fantastic, and makes taking all three guys on look very easy. My only new complaint here is in the camera work, as it was often so tight that you didn’t have a clue who was fucking Mandy. That said, Mandy looks into it enough that I couldn’t help but get into it.

Scene 3 - Austin O’Riley, Brandon Iron, Jay “Quarantine List” Ashley, and Talon

Cute blonde Austin shows up at a modeling audition with Brandon, Jay, and Talon. Brandon quickly runs down the laws of supply and demand and that they have too many clothes models and not enough nude models. Austin doesn’t want her mom to see that she models nude, but when the guys direct her to a burger joint that pays $8.50 an hour for assistant managers and a modeling places where they’d shave her head and give it to cancer kids, she quickly changes her mind. They have her strip down and get on her knees, and Austin quickly moves past her reservations and starts taking the guys into her throat. Jay moves behind her to start fucking her from behind as she works over the others orally, and lets Brandon have a little bit as well before they start stretching out her asshole. The guys work back and forth fucking Austin’s holes without ever letting her have a double penetration. Talon lets loose first, popping in her pussy missionary style and then letting her push it back out. Brandon follows it up with a load in Austin’s mouth that she swallows down quickly before she happily takes Jay’s load up her asshole.

This is a pretty hot scene. I’ll admit to being a little disappointed that Austin didn’t take a double penetration like the other girls, but she takes the cream pies with such great spirit that I really can’t complain much. The spirit of the scene isn’t as degrading as the others thanks to Austin playing it up much more like a joke than the others. This is a pretty hot scene.

Scene 4 - Ashley Moore, Brandon Iron, Brian Surewood, and Jay “Quarantine List” Ashley

After Brandon questions Ashley about whether or not she can prove that she’s a natural blonde, the Jay starts snapping pictures as Ashley strips down to show a fantastic pierced natural rack. She shows off for the camera before getting on her knees to do a few head shots with the guys. She happily takes them into her throat, and Brian helps with the Hollywood feel by talking to her through a megaphone. He moves around to start ducking her missionary style as Ashley nastily sucks cock and licks some ass. The guys move on to fuck her asshole, and Ashley nicely shows off some gapes as they work her over. They take her to a double penetration next, and let her take it both in cowgirl and reverse cowgirl. Brandon drops the first load in Ashley’s pussy missionary style, and has her push it out into his hand so he can feed it back to her. She rolls onto all fours so Brian can fuck her from behind while singing Monty Python’s “Sit on my face” while Jay sits on her head. He nut in her butt while also blowing plenty of cum around her asshole before Jay busts a nut in her eager mouth.

This is easily the best scene in the movie. Ashley does a great job taking on all three guys, and there’s such a fun feeling about the entire scene that it completely worked for me. Brian is a riot with the megaphone, and Ashley plays the dumb blonde so well that I wasn’t sure if I should lay back in the chair to stroke it or just to laugh my head off. This is a fantastic scene, and almost completely made up for my reservations with the rest of the movie.

A Load in Every Hole is a darn good cream pie movie. Every cream pie is nicely captured, and I never had the feeling that they were being faked. I had other minor problems with the sex such as not all of the guys getting in on all of the action and Austin being the only girl in the movie to not take a double penetration, but those are pretty minor. My bigger complaint is the attitude of most of the movie. It’s very derogatory towards women, and the only one time it really works is in the final scene because Ashley does such a great job making it into a joke. She’s easily the star of the movie, and her scene alone is reason enough to rent this one. A Load in Every Hole goes for the darker side of porn and does so with some mixed results.

The Extra Stuff

Trailers are included for Chica Boom 17, Sweatin' It 6, Grrl Power! 15, 5-Guy Cream Pie 3, Specs Appeal 10, and Barefoot Confidential 22. The photo gallery lasts about two minutes with roughly seven seconds per good looking snapshot. There’s also commercials and a blooper reel.

The blooper reel lasts eight minutes. It nicely blends both sexual and non-sex bloopers, and even gets some of the fun between scenes. There’s everything here from girls stopping the scene to figure out what’s going on to bodily fluid not going quite where they were supposed to. You even get bits of wisdom from the girls such as Austin saying that she doesn’t want to end up a meat puppet as she has three guys with hard cocks waiting to fuck all her holes. There’s plenty of laughs through it all, with Brian Surewood and Brandon Iron showing more than a little personality. This is a pretty good blooper reel.

The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff

Themes: Straight, tease, group, rimming (male > female and female > male), anal, ass to mouth, DP, cream pie (vaginal and anal), cum eating, cum farting, toe-ing, and feet

Raincoat Factor: High

Condom Usage: None

The Bottom Line:

Currently, many of Kick Ass’s DVDs can be found online for between about $19 and $25 with stores offering them everywhere in between. Rent this one before you think about paying that much. There’s some good sex, but the attitude almost always held the scenes back for me. The technical aspects show some decent care and there’s some good effort put into the extras as well. This is a pretty well done DVD, but the movie won’t be for everybody.

Note to Kick Ass Productions: If you would have set up this release with the attitude in Ashley’s scene rather than making hers the exception to the rule you would have really had a winner here.

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