Load In Every Hole 6, A Review

Reviewed by astroknight  on  7/6/2006

The Little Details

Running Time: 86 min.

Production Date: 10 / 3 / 2003

Director: Andre Madness

Cast: Allura Bond (aka Amber Roxx), Katrina Kraven, Mya Mason, Hamilton Steele, Jay “Quarantine List” Ashley, Jeremy Steele, Rod Fontana, and Talon

The Short Story

Initial Expectations: Katrina Kraven alone is pretty much reason enough for me to check out any movie. Making it a cream pie movie only makes me have more hope for this one!

Initial Reaction: It's okay.

Who Should Watch It : Cream pie fans

Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants scenes where it appears that the guys really like women

The Technical Stuff

Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects don't make it to the average mark. The audio is pretty clear, but the level varies pretty constantly and interfered with every scene. The video is also okay. It's fairly clear, but the entire production is plagued by shadows.

Music: None

Menus: The main menu is okay, and blends a bit of the boxcover with some animation and clips from the movie. The chapter menu shows some very nice care, and lets you choose a scene based on a small clip of each scene and the name of the girl in it. Once you choose a girl, you're given a second screen which lets you choose where you want to go sexually.

The Feature

A Load in Every Hole goes with a simple idea. In every scene, the girl takes on three guys who finish things up popping in her pussy, ass, and mouth. It’s all wrapped around the idea of three guys who need to coerce or blackmail girls into sex and push things all the way to filling each of her holes.

Scene 1 – Allura Bond, Jay Ashley, Rod Fontana, and Talon

Rod starts things out showing the guys some junk he bought at a garage sale that he's planning on using to impress a girl who's into stuff like Jack the Ripper. Moments later Allura arrives, and Rod escorts her in wearing a tight black skirt and black mesh top. She goes wild over the tools while talking about how she's English and Jack the Ripper's her idol. She wants to buy the stuff, but the guys let her know that they're not really interested in money. She's not happy with the suggestion of a blowjob or her stripping, but when a million and a half is brought up for the stuff her clothes come off fairly quick. Allura's also not happy with Rod telling her that the show isn't enough and that she's going to have to suck all their cocks, but gets right to work when Jay puts his cock in her face. She works her way around the guys before they tell her she's going to have to fuck and she hops on Rod for a reverse cowgirl ride. Allura quickly learns that it's never going to stop, and gives Jay and Talon missionary fucks before Jay fucks her ass from behind. When Rod takes his turn in her ass, he lets her show some decent gapes and have a few tastes of her ass. She keeps tasting her ass as she rides Talon reverse cowgirl style, and after a bit lets the guys make her airtight. Allura gets airtight again in cowgirl with the guys mixing it up a bit, as well as a surprise of Talon unloading in her pussy. She tries squeezing out a little fake looking cum before Rod goes at her ass missionary style. He pops in her ass, but Allura isn't able to squeeze much out. Finally, she takes an average pop from Jay on her mouth and swallows it down.

This is an okay scene. It started off a bit rough for me due to the “screwing the girl over” that comes out so much in Kick Ass's stuff. Allura seems to get into the action pretty well, and shows some nice gapes during the anal. I have my doubts as to the authenticity of the cream pies, and the scene was hurt by a solid string of C list hitters. This was an okay at best scene that didn't do much for me.

Scene 2 - Mya Mason, Hamilton Steele, Jeremy Steele, and Rod Fontana

Rod starts things out talking with hot black chick Mya about the classified disc he found in her purse while she was out to lunch. They cut her a deal where they get to fuck her however they want to not call the FBI on her which she happily takes. She gets on all fours so Hamilton can tongue her ass and he and Rod worship her feet as Jeremy slaps her ass. She works her mouth between them before Jeremy moves in to start fucking her missionary style. Rod moves in for a turn as well before Hamilton spoons her, and then goes back to fuck her doggie style. The guys keep moving through before she lets Hammy fuck her ass reverse cowgirl style. He moves up to let her suck it as Jeremy fucks her ass missionary style. Of course Rod takes a turn as well and the guys keep working her ass over giving it to her at both ends before double stuffing her. Jeremy starts out the loads with a pop Mya's pussy that she tries to squeeze out without much luck before Hamilton pops in her ass doggie style. She cumfarts out a huge load and then takes one last one from Rod in her mouth.

This is a pretty good scene. The guys get along well and have some fun lines without having to be so degrading towards the girl. Mya looks like she's having a great time throughout the scene, and there's plenty of laughs and smiles from her through the action. Once again I couldn't help but doubt the authenticity of the cream pies, with Jeremy's not really being visible either when Mya was squeezing it out or when he supposedly deposited it. There was much more for Hamilton's, but it almost seemed like too much and once again had me doubting. Mya makes this a fun scene, but it does have a few weaknesses.

Scene 3 – Katrina Kraven, Hamilton Steele, Jay Ashley, and Talon

When holy roller Katrina comes back from blowing up the abortion clinic, she thinks she's going to have plenty of support from “born again” Hamilton, Jay, and Talon. She's more than surprised when Hamilton starts calling the cops, but he holds off when she starts to agree to Talon's demand of all three holes. They help her strip down and spank her ass a bit when she turns around before having her suck each of them. They play with her pussy a little as she blows them before Talon moves behind her to start fucking her doggie style. The guys rotate through fucking her at both ends doggie style before they keep it going with some missionary work. Katrina and the guys slap each other a bit as they fuck, and they even jam a few fingers down her throat. She gets back on all fours for the guys to fuck her ass, and even lets Jay work her ass up to four fingers with another four in her pussy as they rotate through. The guys let Katrina take them in all three holes next, double stuffing her first in cowgirl and then in reverse cowgirl. Talon lets her have the first cream pie in her pussy missionary style, which she quickly squeezes back out before Hamilton lets her have a second load in her ass doggie style. Katrina lets that load flow out as well, so Hammy picks some up and lets her have a taste. Finally, Katrina sucks Jay to the final load, which comes out as a small spurt by her mouth before she appears to suck out the last little bit to swallow down.

This is a pretty good scene, and probably my favorite in the movie. As always, Katrina looks fantastic and has eyes bright enough to light up a city block when she's taking on a cock or three. She puts out some nice energy and gapes pretty good, but there were a few times when she seemed more than a little uncomfortable (which is backed up in the bloopers). That said, the scene was held back by a few other things for me. To start with was the religious theme and jokes, which is something that's probably going to be hit or miss for people. To me, it was a pretty big miss. The other thing that held this one back was the editing, which was fairly choppy. Finally, there's the cream pies. Once again Talon's pop looked a little too even to be real cum, which made me doubt Hamilton's pop as well and brought down the entire scene a notch. This is a pretty good scene with a decent attempt at humor, but it just didn't seem to make it as far as Katrina's scenes normally do.

A Load in Every Hole 6 is an okay cream pie movie. There's some nice female talent here who appear to get into the scenes pretty well, but there's also plenty to hold it back. To start with, there's the attitude that seems all to prevalent among Kick Ass's movies that makes me often avoid them. That attitude is one that's fairly derogatory to women making it seem like they have to do the sex rather than that they really want to have sex. Maybe I'm old fashioned, but I've always been more turned on by women who really want to fuck than ones who need to be coerced or blackmailed into fucking. Granted, there was a great group C-list guys here to make the situation of needing to coerce a woman into having sex with them very realistic, but that just doesn't do it for me. The only guy who really stood out here was Hamilton Steele, who combined a solid boning with some lines that looked like he was having a lot of fun with and which I had a feeling were completely ad-libbed. The next thing that held this one back is the editing, which was all over the place. Sometimes it had a smooth flow, but there were a lot of times where it seemed choppy with stuff cut out as they moved from position to position. The technical side of things further held the movie back by looking very dark throughout the entire movie and having camera angles that seemed just a little off. The final thing which interfered with the action for me was the cream pies. I know that a lot of cream pies, both anal and vaginal are faked. I can live with that as long as they look real. If they look fake it really interferes with the scene for me, and sadly that happened more often than not here. I really wanted to really like A Load in Every Hole 6, but it seemed more focused on aiming for mediocrity than anything else.

The Extra Stuff

Trailers are included for 10 Man Cum Slam, Teen Power! 5, Jelly, 5 Guy Cream Pie 7, Barefoot Confidential 26, and Chica Boom 21. The photo gallery lasts about a minute and three quarters with about six seconds per decent looking framed photo. There's also a blooper reel and commercials.

The blooper reel lasts three and a half minutes. There's a bit of the guys mouthing off during break with Katrina and Mya before Katrina asks for a little romance. There's a flubbed line and a couple sexual outtakes with Katrina as well. This is a disappointing blooper reel.

The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff

Themes: Straight, group, foot worship, anal, DP, cream pies (vaginal and anal), cum farting, swallowing, interracial, and rimming (male > female)

Raincoat Factor: Medium high

Condom Usage: None

The Bottom Line:

Currently, many of Kick Ass’s DVDs can be found online for between about $20 and $28, with most stores offering them near the middle. Rent this one first. There's some decent sex, but the cream pies often left me questioning them and there's a derogatory feel that keeps popping up in Kick Ass's stuff that I can see turning a lot of people off. The technical aspects are a little weak and the extras aren't worth much here either. This is an okay release.

Note to Kick Ass Productions: You have some nice sexual ideas, but it would be really nice to see you drop the derogatory storylines.

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