Load In Every Hole 3, A Review

Reviewed by astroknight  on  11/9/2004

The Little Details

Running Time: 114 min.

Production Date: 5 / 14 / 2003

Director: Andre Madness

Cast: Ariana Jolie, Brooke Balentyne, Crystal Ray, Rhiannon Bray, Barrett Blade, Brian Surewood, Brett Rockman, Steve Hatcher, Mickey G., and Talon

The Short Story

Initial Expectations: It’s been a while since I watched anything from Kick Ass, but what I remember of them was good enough to give me pretty high expectations.

Initial Reaction: Eh.

Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting a gang bang feel without all the guys

Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a movie without a trace of misogyny

The Technical Stuff

Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are pretty good. The audio’s fairly well balanced, but it does falter at a few points. Some of the dialogue also comes across a little muddy and hard to understand. The video is also a little muddy. It’s pretty clear, but there’s just enough grain to notice. There’s also a few minor shadows which are just enough to notice once again. This is a nice looking and sounding DVD with just enough faults to be noticed.

Music: None

Menus: The menus are pretty good. The main menu combines a bit of animation, a clip from the movie, and a still from the cover. The chapter menu shows some nice care and lets you choose a scene based on a small clip from each scene and the name of the girl in each scene. After you select a girl, you’re taken to a second menu where you can choose what part of the scene you want to go to.

The Feature

A Load in Every Hole goes with a simple idea. In every scene, the girl takes on three guys who finish things up popping in her pussy, ass, and mouth. It’s all wrapped around the idea of three guys interviewing girls and getting them to put out in their interview.

Scene 1 - Rhiannon Bray, Barrett Blade, Brian Surewood, and Steve Hatcher

Steve, Barrett, and Brian start things out interviewing girls for a porn scene with Rhiannon, a nicely natural and realistic brunette with a few tattoos and piercings, being their next victim. She quickly strips down when they tell her and even tries to do a little dance for them. The guys are worried that she won’t be able to handle the size of their porn stud, and Rhiannon doesn’t blink an eye when they have her hop on the bed for their audition. She starts sucking Barrett and Steve while Brian tongues her pierced hood and pussy, and then rotates around so Brian can get his knob gobbled while Steve fucks her missionary style. Brian and Barrett rotate through on Rhiannon missionary style before the guys take turns fucking her cowgirl style. They also give her a little reverse cowgirl before Steve spears her ass doggie style. Rhiannon moves up for a little reverse cowgirl anal from Brian and Steve before they team up to give her a double penetration. The guys also DP Rhiannon in cowgirl before Brian nuts in Rhiannon’s pussy missionary style. Rhiannon doesn’t seem the happiest with him, and pushes it out nicely. She moves back to Steve for a little more reverse cowgirl anal, where Steve blows his nutty goodness in her ass. Finally, Barrett strokes himself onto Rhiannon’s face and lets her swallow it down.

When I first saw Rhiannon, I didn’t have much for expectations. She’s very average looking and nothing really stood out about her to me. Once the sex started, however, that all changed. There’s no doubt that Rhiannon loves sex, as she threw in plenty of smiles and even a few laughs as she took on the guys. She keeps it up the entire time, and makes this scene a work despite Barrett barely being able to do anything other than flog the dolphin through the scene. Barrett holds this back to being a hot scene, just because it has such a lopsided feel to it with Steve and Brian doing 95% of the work with Rhiannon.

Scene 2 - Ariana Jollie, Brett Rockman, Brian Surewood, and Steve Hatcher

Brett brings Ariana in to meet Brian and Steve with Ariana trying to get into a new rap video. Ariana works her mouth around the guys before letting Brett start fucking her from behind. She moves on to ride him in the cameraman favorite reverse cowgirl before letting Steve fuck her missionary style. Brian gets in a little missionary work as well before Steve moves back to fuck Ariana’s ass. He and Brian trade off before Brett takes a turn in Ariana’s ass from behind. Of course Ariana doesn’t bat an eye at sucking her ass off any of the guys’ cocks, and she takes the double penetration with ease when they decide it’s time to kick it up a notch. Finally, Brett pops in Ariana’s pussy, Brian creams in her ass, and Steve gives her a nice creamy facial that she swallows down without blinking an eye.

This is a pretty hot scene. It’s an early scene for Ariana, and it’s kind of fun to see how she’s changed from then until now. Her looks have improved (although there’s nothing wrong with her here), and she’s definitely gotten more energetic. That said, she does a nice job here. She makes taking the three guys on look easy, and unlike the opening scene nobody ever feels left out for long. It’s a pretty hot scene, and probably the best in the movie.

Scene 3 - Crystal Ray, Mickey G., Barrett Blade, and Brian Surewood

Brian, Mickey, and Barrett audition Crystal next. Crystal is eager to please, and strips down before sitting on Mickey’s face and blowing the other guys. She lets Brian and Barrett fuck her from behind moving up for a little reverse cowgirl action with Mickey. Brian takes the second plunge as well, fucking Crystal’s ass from behind and having her suck it clean. She even gets extra nasty eating Mickey’s ass before letting him nail her holes from behind. After giving her ass a decent workout, the guys double team Crystal. Afterwards, Mickey pops in her pussy, Brian follows it up with a pop in her ass before Barrett gives her a shot to swallow down.

This scene didn’t do much for me for one main reason, Crystal Ray just doesn’t do it for me. I found her reactions to be over the top and frequently quite fake, and I could walk away from the scene at any time. The camera work also seemed a little off here, and I frequently wasn’t sure who was fucking Crystal at the time. Of course, I guess some of the confusion was my fault because I found it way too easy to look away.

Scene 4 - Brooke Balentyne, Mickey G., Brian Surewood, and Talon

Brooke takes on Mickey, Brian, and Talon as part of her ‘Aryan mission’ to get close to the leader of the group. She quickly focuses her oral attentions on Brian’s cock while Mickey eats her pussy and Talon sucks her toes. Brian leads the charge fucking Brooke missionary style before the guys rotate through fucking her missionary style. They move on to fuck Brooke’s ass from behind and in both cowgirls before double teaming her. Finally, Talon pops in her pussy, Brian creams her ass, and Mickey gives Brooke a facial.

This is another okay scene. Brooke puts in some nice energy and there’s good chemistry, but the attitude just didn’t do it for me. I know the cries of “Sig Heil” and racists comments were supposed to be funny, but they just weren’t to me, and instead of adding humor to the scene they drug it down further.

A Load in Every Hole 3 is an okay at best movie. I’ll admit that I had some good hopes for this one since I’m a cream pie fan and most of what I’ve seen Kick Ass do with fetishes has been well done. Unfortunately, they seemed to drop the ball a little here. Rather than having creative openings followed by a nice bit of variety in the sex, every scene seemed the same here. By the end of Ariana’s scene, which was probably my favorite in the movie, I was starting to zone out. It’s the same four positions in every scene and they seemed to move through them in darn near the same order. This quickly made things drag, and the attitude that came out of the scenes didn’t help anything. It was frequently derogatory, with things like the guys maliciously popping in the girl’s pussy while she cries out worries about getting pregnant. I’m sure some people think it’s funny, but the attitude wasn’t there to make it a joke here, and it brought down the scenes because of it. Just as bad was the racist jokes in the final scene, which ended the movie on a low note for me. A Load in Every Hole 3 has some nice cream pies and energy, but the lack of creativity and bad attitude really held back the movie for me.

The Extra Stuff

The slide show lasts about two minutes with roughly six seconds per good looking snapshots. Trailers are included for Chica Boom 19, Teen Power! 2, Mary Carey Rules! 2, 5 Guy Cream Pie 5, Specs Appeal 12, and Barefoot Confidential 24. There’s also phone sex crap, internet information, and bloopers.

The blooper reel lasts about three minutes. You get a little of Arianna after the cumshot and Rhiannon on where a cock can go after it’s in her ass. There’s even a few outtakes from Brooke’s sex. It’s an okay blooper reel, but nothing overly special.

The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff

Themes: Straight, group, anal, double penetration, cream pies (both anal and vaginal), swallowing, ass to mouth, rimming (male > female), and toe-ing

Raincoat Factor: Very high

Condom Usage: None

The Bottom Line:

Currently, many of the DVDs from Kick Ass can be found online for between about $19 and $33 with many stores offering them for about $23. I’d rent this one first. There’s some decent sex, but the attitude didn’t do anything for me. The technical aspects are a little above average and there is a little effort put into the extras.

Note to Kick Ass Productions: I hope you bring this series up to the quality you have in the Specs Appeal, Barefoot Confidential, or Chica Boom series!

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