Little White Chicks...Big Black Monster Dicks 9 Review

Reviewed by sonic  on  4/4/2001

Title: Little White Chicks Big Black Monster Dicks #9

Studio: Jake Steed Productions

Creator: Jake Steed

Genre: Gonzo, Interracial

Performers: Katinka, Betty Boobobitch, Katlinka Cocktakerbitch, Freckle Face, Bella, Lexington Steele, Jake Steed, Byron Long, Unknown

DVD Type: Single sided single layered

Themes: Beauties, Young, Anal, 2 on 1, No condoms, Big black cocks, Facials, Solid fucking, No music

Time: 1hr & 47mins & 10secs (Of good fucking!)

Date of production: 05/01/00

Extras: Biography of chicks, Photo gallery, Full motion chapter selections, Trailer of Freaks, Whoes & Flows #1-17 & episodes clicks of Little White Chicks Big Black Monster Dicks series on same trailer

”Then, monsters were all over the village. Every female was locked in her home. Every male feared that they might lose their woman. The monsters never came back ever again. Then, months later, all the female villagers gave birth to black babies.”

Sonic Testament 12:0:99

Ahh the continuation to part #8 of LWCBBMD. This is where the hot Euro shit ends, in this one. :( So sadden because let me tell you, these fine Euro babes are so beautiful! Let’s start off with the review of this fabulous disc and see how it goes.

We start off with a sequence in where the bad monsters last took off. Showing clips of part #7 follow by clips of part #8. Now we begin to discuss part 9 thanks to me..so let’s get it on!

Scene one, Katinka, in a room doing an exotic hip movement dance. On the bed lies the three monster dicks, Jake, Lex and Unknown. You like Carmen Elektra? She has a good resemblance of this Celebrity. Except that she has natural adorable boobs. After some talking between each monster, she is on top of all three, and her beauty and bushy twat infatuate them. That is some hot pussy! As always, you know who attacks that clit first right? Yes, the Unknown monster which to date, I still don’t know his name. If only the credits would have listed him and the rest of the boys. Oh well. Cock sucking time. She sucks all three, and this babe is a doll. Beautiful long brownish hair with gorgeous green eyes. Bent over in doggystyle now, Jake Steed hits that twank from behind. She has a slamming bubble ass. We get a good close up of that long cock hitting that hole.

Next Lexington takes some of that pussy, and she is riding him facing the camera and us. Every inch goes in and that twat is getting such a workout. Stunning natural tits spinning in circles. Lovely! Once again more doggystyle as we see that stunning ass and cunt fully exposed in all its natural glory for the camera. The Unknown hits that this time, and he hits it not only fast, but solid hard! I just cannot help but notice how much of a gorgeous rear she has. It’s a masterpiece. Taken away by the arms of Jake Steed, she is now on top of him giving us a shot of her riding that cock with her ass looking at us. All you see are ass cheek waves running like the sea. In missionary, she got blasted. This is a hard pounding scene in this flick. The Unknown monster has a move which I call “Stick in, stick out, showing hole exposed”. We see that pussy hole gaping. Juicy. After all is done to her, she got drenched on her face by 3 loaded filled cocks. Nice! Great scene!

Next up is Betty Boobobitch. What a whack last name. :D Anyway, her acting gig is that she is retarded, or let’s say, a bit slow. She does these weird faces, and I can’t help but notice how fucking cute she is. She looks almost identical to Ashley Judd!!! Betty has got such a lovely face, and a stunning smile. Not to mention an AMAZING small body with a meaty ass, perfect contours on this babe. She is jumping on a small round table sized trampoline. Just jumping up and down, up and down. In walks Unknown and Lexington and spots her doing faces at them. Jake is not in this scene, he checks up on them later when she got is about to get facial cum blasted.

Anyway, describing this scene, the monsters fondle her tits, pussy, ass, you name it, they molested. Is this bad? You got to be a jabroni to say Jake is nuts because not only is this acting, but she gave consent, (Why the fuck is she in it then?) and on top of that, she has a huge smile, followed by enthusiasm to get fucked! (Once again, I swear she looks like Ashley Judd!) Sucking Unknown’s dick, after both dudes took their clothes off, Lex gets to hit that from behind with one of her legs lifted in the air, all inches in her twat. Damn! Lex inserts it deep, and she takes it flawlessly. Fucking that twat, while she is standing on her trampoline. Nice! I love this stunning chick! We get this shot of “over the shoulder” view of the camera, and we see Lex’s cock hitting that twat doggystyle. That is a great shot of her STUNNING hot ass. And I thank God, because this scene inspires me to fuck pussy forever nonstop. Fucking Lex squeezes those cheeky ass cheeks while pounding that twat in that position, and we see her adorable brown juicy ass hole.

Betty is back to sucking both cocks on her knees while sucking one at a time and her other hand masturbating the cock hard. Did I tell you that I am thinking of getting into porn? :D Let me tell you something, I don’t have a high ego, but I know what I am talking about when I compare porn stars to celebrities.

Anyway, more fucking time as the unknown is flat on the wood floor (A cushion for support for his fat ass. lol) and she gets on top, facing us. She has a HUGE smile, and when she hops on his dick, and all inches are in, you see right away her “immersed in another dimension” facial expression. Yeah baby, satisfy that juicy twat that the lord-eth made-eth for us-eth. I love women; women pay me to give them pleasure. (Yeah right sonic, you ain’t no Gigolo)

The unknown character brother pounds it good, and she has an adorable shaved twat with lovely labia lips. Such a lovely looking pussy. Now comes that Unknown move, the “Stick in, stick out, showing hole exposed” and I love it. Love seeing the aftermath when a pussy got blasted. :D We don’t hardly see her gaped pussy hole because this chick’s labia lips are of large size. Mmm..juicy. :p Yummy.

Riding the monster reverse, now we see that ass, followed by her jumping over to Lex who is on the floor in that same position as his homeboy, and Lex hits that hard and her twat is getting pounded. You can hear the “wetness” of the pussy and the loud slapping of skin collision. Oh lord was this chick driving my hormones crazy. Jake comes into the picture but he is too late, she already got fucked. Now it’s semen time as she puts her hands in her mouth, and her fingers are stretching her cheeks, doing that facial retarded funny face. Her mouth is WIDE open. No cumshot yet. Camera stops, rolls again, and Lex cums on her cheek. Then, she opens her mouth again and Unknown cums right inside her mouth and tongue, and blasts her front teeth also. She coughs a bit, and she is appalled. Good scene!

Next up is Katlinka Cocktakerbitch. Once again, such an odd last name. Jake, Lex, Unknown walking down this hallway, hears this humming song noise through the door, and they enter this room without permission. This adorable chick is on her bed, almost entirely naked with only her black panty on. The monsters immediately grab her and Unknown takes her panty off and attacks that stunning pink so-smooth shaved cunt. This babe is a beauty. Fiery red hair, adorable face, natural tits, and such a gorgeous ass with juicy tiny little pimples all over the place on her cheeks. I love flaws. She looks like a model. Sucking all three dicks, each taking a licking turn, now it’s time for Doggy. Bent over lovely, Jake hits it first. I must say, this woman got POUNDED. Almost to the point of abused. Unknown opens up her ass cheeks, to give Jake a clear entry into that lovely shaved cunt.

Wham the dick goes in and it looks like she can’t take it all. Still bent over, Lex takes a turn. You see her back arched up because she can’t take his size. But what happens next? Lex lifts her, still on her knees on the bed, and puts this hold on her shoulders and rams her hard, making sure she is taking his entire dick. Sheesh. In missionary, Unknown hits that hole, and in one thrust, almost shoves his entire dick in her ass. Jake wants some of the action, and he hits her pussy, and then later goes for her juicy brown ass hole. While Jake, almost inserting in and out his entire length, Unknown stretches those cunt lips, revealing her juicy cherry inside of her for the camera and us.

Jake now under her and she on top, works her ass, and her hole is now open for just about anything. Soft, and the entry is smoother than silk. We get more of that cunt lip stretch and gape, all thanks to Unknown, in which I am so happy Jake chose him for his Monster adventure productions.

Okay, I was not expecting this, but as Jake works that ass from down under, Lex goes on top and hits her pussy, making this moment a 2 on 1! Damn! She got FUCKED! Fucked hard too! This chic must be some pro, or she must adore huge black cocks! I love this chick! Lex takes her off Jake, and she is on her back on the bed, and we don’t know what the heck is happening because it appears Lex did a boo-boo. Heh heh, all is good when she proceeds to get back on top of Jake, this time, the reverse, with her ass facing us. We see that cock from Jake entering her twat, while we can clearly see her ass hole bright red from the pounding. I loved it. More 2 on 1 as the monster inserts his dick in her ass. This is stuff you normally see in the Debauchery series. Rough 2 on 1 asshole pounding. The 2 on 1 goes on for quite some minutes until we see her sideways, and this time, Lex has her all for himself, pounding all his dick in her pussy.

When I tell you that this chick in this scene got pounded, she got pounded because now she is back in doggy position and Lex is hitting that. Her cheeks are red from all the ass spanking and now we see Lex screaming like a fucking bear and when he was supposed to cum, he doesn’t but later on he does on her face, thanks to editing. Jake blew his wad first. What about the other fellow? Well he fucks her more in missionary, just when you thought the fucking had ended he wants more of that pussy. He cums only drops on her chest, go figure. Ending this scene, it was hot!

Now it appears the monsters are back in America, because we get this message on our screen. We hear a rap beat, as it appears they are in a house with a recording studio. It’s Byron and Jake this time, and a very small young chick is outside the studio booth dancing buttnaked while these two try to wrap with headsets on, and a mic inside this small booth. This young chick, which looks barely 17 years old, (Damn she looks so young) is one hell of a doll. Her name is Freckle Face. She has long red hair, with freckles on her face, now I don’t know about you, but I am a huge freckle fan, as I adore chicks with freckles. Skipping the acting gig, Jake grabs her, and around the corner is a bed. She appears shocked according to her facial expression, but we all know its part of the monster gig.

Tiny tits and such a small stature looking body, we see that adorable non-shaved tight cunt. She sucks both cocks, and her mouth is so small. Fucking comes next skipping the blowjob sequence, and on the bed, on her back, with one lifted leg, Jake slowly, enters her hole. Very tight, but then, suddenly, “goo’ comes out of that hole and pasted on his dick as it takes strokes in and out of her.

Hard to believe this chick is such a little pro at this. Unbelievable as she takes a huge cock inside her hole! Jake puts her on top of him facing us, and from down under, he works that twat, this time pounding it hard. He then proceeds to grab with each hand, the back of her knees, exposing her in this position we hardly don’t see in porn, it’s another Jake move. She is in mid-air, (She yells out a big OUCH) and the entire dick is in. Abusing that juicy twat, on this same sexual position, we get a big close up camera view of her meaty hairy pussy, and I am very hungry right now. She has one meaty twat on her I am telling you. :)

Doggystyle time for this young tight teen. Long red hair, and pale white skin, this is the little angel of my dreams. (If my wife finds out, my dick will face the fireplace, gulp!) Oh mama, Byron’s dick is too fat, and only a tiny portion enters that lovely twat. So bent over watching that sexy hot pale little teen ass, and Byron squeezing those cheeks lovely with such a nice handle, I want to blow my wad this instant.

Ahh, but the crazy good part is next. Byron, under her, and she is on top with her ass facing us, fucks her pussy, 200 miles per hour, just super fast strokes, all while Jake Steed, is next to them, looking, and get this folks, with a guitar singing a monster tune he invented on the spot. LOL! HA!HA!HA! I must say, I am a sucker for cheap comedy, though many might diss him for this, I thought it was hilarious while he sings and she is getting fucked!

OH this baby has got some great hip movement, that is until she tells them enough because in that position she cannot bare anymore pounding. Oh yes Freckle, she is sideways on the bed while Jakes pounds that lovely vagina, letting go of horny moans, blows a super quick wad, that some hit her mouth and she immediately spit it out. Byron hits her pussy in missionary and it's his blowing turn up next. Just fucking it good, and her just waiting for his cum to arrive. Lovely camera shot of that penetration which appears to last for some solid good minutes. Then, he blows his wad right on top of her belly button. Lovely babe, hot scene. They turn their backs on her, and the camera stops and rolls again, and she is gone. Jake does some very WACKY facial expressions, mumbling odd words. Whatever. I thought it was stupid. But all is good, because he treated us with a hot little babe that was born to love dick.

Okay, now, sometimes these chicks appear in porn that immediately blows me away. I am talking about Bella. LORD, LORD BELLA HAS GOT SUCH A HOT BODY! Oh forgive me viewers, in all caps glory, JESUS CHRIST MAN! Oh, you WILL blow your wad on this one! Man, this is Jake all for himself. This blonde, natural tit beauty, with such a gorgeous face in my opinion, (She reminds me of Drew Berrymore) and a gap in her teeth, SEXY! I love her! (Sonic loves everyone :D)

Having on a tight pink shirt that says “Pink Daddy” and a short black skirt, she is in a room with Jake, and Jake plays the gig of a retarded boy. Mumbling words that we don’t understand, and she soooo into him, (I can easily tell) she goes behind him, stripping her shirt off, and exposing those stunning natural beautiful tits, and lovely artistic tattoo. Then Jake, suddenly, turns to some sort of beast, all thanks to the special effect of fake monster teeth. Sheesh. Skipping ahead, he fondles her breasts (Her breasts get a perfect “10!” folks!) and goddamn they look so damn soft. Her beautiful face and SO enthusiastic smile contributes to the overall attention and love that I have and feel for her. Truly a gem, and should be a home commodity. “Jimmy, go fuck her in your room and don’t do your homework” yells out mom. LOL!

Jake Steed spins her over, showing us her ass, which is covered with that black skirt, and he lays a good spank on her. SLOOOWLY, lifting her skirt up (Jake, you got brains my brother! Thank you for that, I love slow peeling!) and revealing the only thing that sonic lives for on this great Earth, a stunning cheeky bodacious ass, with the pussy lips peeking out of the middle. Oh my wad! I mean, oh my God! Jake, spanking her, is doing a Stagliano jammy, meaning, squeezing, and checking the volume on her ass cheeks. Stretching her ass cheeks, showing that lovely crack, and what’s inside of it, which is a road I would love my dick to ride on. Lovely ass hole, and a juicy pinkish cunt, with lovely lips. Oh, she loves getting fondled, she loves the focus and attention she is getting, it is all-present on her God gifting smile. The skirt is finally removed, and Jake opens up her twat, separating those lips, exposing the juicy inside. Man, if only I could just be right there with Jake and take just only one long minute sniff of her ass. :( Oh man. :p

Her smile while she sucks dick, her smile while she fucks, her smile, knowing she can’t hardly handle ALL the length, truly, this is my porn star babe. That is what does it for me, a nice babe with a smile of pleasure, her knowing fully well what she is getting into. When you have a babe like that, the sex scene clearly shows passion, as well as horniness and lust. All the proper elements from turning an “okay scene” to a “great” scene. Let’s get down to the sex now.

On her back, with one leg way up in the air and Jake taking some time putting on lube, goes for the pie. Slowly, puts in the head, and a few inches going in, her body jumps by the cock which is heading deeper, she has a huge smile on her face and yells out an “Oh my God!” when she gets dicked. Slowly moaning and softy pressing her hands on his arms, facial horniness and pleasure is seen on her face. When we get the close up of her twat, I cannot help but notice how thick her cunts lips are! That is some puss man! (By the way, she has a clit piercing, but it does not distract in my opinion because it’s up high on her clit) Hard ramming strokes by Jake, as we see those tits jumping like crazy and the close up of penetration of dick teaming up with pussy. But that smile remains almost constant, never a face of “not into it.”

Fucked really hard, you see her transported to another world, and when the sex slows down, there comes back that precious smile. Both legs lifted and her ankles on his shoulders in missionary, we see that fuck shot on the camera that at this point, I no longer can continue with my hand, if you know what I mean. After that moment is over, that position, she does not get off, but instead gets up with the dick still in her lovely hole, and mounts Jake. You already know what Jake will do, because Jake always from under, pounds it really hard, with hands on her ass cheeks, forcing her even more deeper. What you get from this scene and what you get from this chick, is hot fucking with lots of pussy “goo” coming out of her lovley hole, and faces that are out of this Earthly realm.

Man, you can see this chick enjoying every sexual second, and the close up of that that ass with dick inside her cunt, makes me want to stroke again. Her brown ass hole is so damn beautiful. We get this fucking moment for a good period of time, and I thank Jake for this and his cameraman. The only dumb thing is Jake with those fake monster teeth. But you got to admit, her taking over, which means she is hoping on it, way more than makes up for the gigs and stupidity of Jake. Bella hoping on that fat long cock, makes me want to run out of my room and head for a corner and put a cap on my head that says “loser”.

I am so jealous! And just when I thought it was over, doggystyle is next. ARGH! So bent with that Goddess ass, she moans and releases an enthusiastic yell “Oh God” and I want to stalk her. JUST KIDDING. :)

She lifts her ass a bit so that she can give more comfort for Jake’s dick, and once again she releases an “Oh God” moan. I really hate this scene. This scene is nothing but torture. Jake Steed fucks her so good in doggy, as you can see her SO into it with her moaning and yells. Skipping ahead which I hate to do, he continues pounding her, but in that Jake patented flat out sex position, with sexy ass facing Jake, as he holds on to those cheeks and pounds even harder.

Bella rides him up next facing us and continues getting plummeted by his rod in her juicy hole. Let’s get on with the anal, she does anal. In that very position, the dick manages to finds it’s way to her ass hole. It all starts out slowly, and now the dick is almost half way in, penetrating that tight hole. It appears that she is not getting too much pleasure out of it, but it more appears like the time of fucking throughout this entire scene, is too long. I can see her looking somewhere else, (Looking perhaps at a clock?) and my impression is, the cameraman hinted that it’s time to end it because of longetivity. Jake cums a pint on her face and pretty mouth. A load! After this, Jake does his monster roar with fake teeth in his mouth, and she just cracks up, with her drenched face full of semen, laughing, showing that lovely dimple on her facial cheek. After this, LOL she rubs her eyes and acts like she’s crying. LOL! HA!HA!HA! That was so funny, this chick is such a cutie! Loved every minute of her. Thanks Jake!

And well, all ended here until the next edition.

My parting thoughts, the more I watch Jake’s Little White Chicks series, I cannot help but notice how much good sex is present in his productions. The chicks are hot; the sex is powerful, tagged along with a good presentable, likeable image with no sound that turns mute by the minutes. The only complaint I have is the voices that are dubbed when sometimes they are having sex. I admit, there weren’t too much monster voices in this one, but at times there was. Not a distraction too much for me by the way, because I am so caught up with the chicks getting nailed. No musical pieces either for the scenes, thank goodness.

It seems some fans get caught up with this thing that they invent in which they make Jake seem like some sort of an abuser along with his boys. Dudes, this is acting. The chicks don’t cry, and are not getting violated okay? Wake up and smell the coffee and if you don’t like what you see, then why bother watching? This is good shit, and I urge Jake to continue his success on what he is doing. The only thing I don’t like of Jake is going extreme with the dumb faces that he does, monster voices, and when the “white” and “black” stereotyping thing is present, which by the way I don't hardly see anymore in his latest flicks, but on his covers you do see “white” this and that; dissing. Ah what the fuck, there are worse problems in this world than a XXX rated title that sticks with a needle, little racial attacks. Besides, I never met Jake in person to find out what he really thinks of white people.

I take it as a grain of salt. Ending this long ass review, I wanted to say that hardly no extras on this DVD is present, just a biography of each chick (No mention of Nationality hardly, Date of birth, etc, just her gig story of her scene) and a Slide show which is a photo gallery. A trailer of Freaks, Whoes and Flows 1-17 followed by clips of LWCBBMD series which is also on that trailer that can be found in every Jake Steed flick. I have nothing to say here because I am not an extras fan. Anyways, this title is hot as hell (Never been in hell :D) and the chicks I fell in love with. Truly, slack off material every time. I await more editions and I would love to continue judging his work, and continue watching more adorable natural young babes getting rammed by cocks that has a big affect on their tight cunts and tight juicy little ass holes ("goo" creamy!). Peace out fans.