Little White Chicks...Big Black Monster Dicks 1 Review

Reviewed by sonic  on  12/24/2000

Ah, Little White Chicks Big Black Monster Dicks. Interracial Sex. Nothing like Lexington Steele shoving his baseball bat (dik) inside a white tight little pussy. But it's not all chics that can handle it well. It's also surprising that Lex can manage to keep it hard. Most huge black dicks look weak, and are weak when facing sexual intercourse. That's the price you pay for being over the average penis size.

Jake Steed the producer, and the star. A black Curious George looking pornstar? Am I being harsh? Of course not Sonic, says those who are white and own such the volume gem #1 of his amazing fucking talent flick.

Have you seen My Baby Got Back #18? There is a scene with Jake Steed and two black booty chics..and he is so blown away by their butts. Look at Jake Steed and the way he reacts! HAHAHAHA!! Monkey? Curious George's eyes rolling back and forth confused? Don't know what Curious wants? Am I player hating Jake Steed according to his rap hit "Jake Steed"? I mean sure his rap hit beat Eddie Murphy's "Party All The Time" but is it true what he says according to his rap lyrics?

I'm afraid only his black brothers who participate in his Litte White Chic series agree with him and his rap songs. Shoot..I would too kiss a bit of ass and agree with Jake Steed's rap lyrics, I mean for participating in one of his porn productions and fucking those cute teens and getting paid for it? Sure why not. :D

Let's get going with the review.

"MONSTER...MONSTER DICKKKKKS". That is what you hear many times in this flick. Dubbing..voices dubbed on the film giving us the impression that these black men are posessed by Satan. At the end of every scene, after they finished giving a facial to their female partner in which they sexually pulvarized, you hear this very (sarcasm) very scary voices. Oh my, they are monsters! GIVE ME A FUKING BREAK. Too much viewing of Stigmata? Exorcist? I'm afraid so. Why does this series have this type of ridiculous stuff? It's so dumb. Heh heh. Butt hey, if that works for Jake Steed and he thinks it's cool..then go for it my white brother. (C'mon, you look white dude!)

Look at that very young teen playing with her ball. This is scene one. Oops. Her ball landed on Jake Steed's backyard and near the pool area where George (*COUGH* Jake) is relaxing.

"Wow, you've grown" says Steed to the spanish teen girl. Chante a youngster who is 19..but looks barely 18. Confused and frightened by the camera. A first timer? Looks it. GORGEOUS looking spanish girl, this was the reason why I bought this title. HOT scene. Can't believe she took anal!!! Moans with her mouth close and breathes hard..damn sexy! I leave and end this scene here, it was HOT. Nice. What a petite beauty!!!

I mean, you gotta give credit when credit is due. The sex was hot in this production. I'm just slightly upset with the "white" crap thing being used in this porn dvd for it's story plot and evolution of this ongoing series. It gets worse when you get Volume #2. More on that another time (one scene in which I'm gonna describe to you for #2 will crack you up!!!).

I'm skipping scenes for this review to make this review short and up to the point.

One scene had this gorgeous chic sleeping in her bed with her thumb in her mouth. Next thing you know, it's no longer a thumb but a huge black schlong. This teen is gorgeous, she looks italian. Clean beautiful body, no flaws, with her cute little pigtails. When she gets ready to fuck, she gets off her bed with her cute pink cotton panties, and slowly peels them off! HOT. Right now and there, she raises her cute ass in the air...and, WHAM! The big dik was in. Look at her face when she received it for the first time. She was in heaven.

Last scene, Melody Love. HAHAHAHA!! She is hilarious!!! She's a cheerleader and is dancing silly (unfortunately to Jake Steed's awesome rap song) and her face just cracks me up! Jumping up and down with those pon-pons (you know, those stupid fluffy things cheerleaders use)...if you see this gang, you will roll on the floor! She is too funny! A cutie by the way. She got fucked by Lexington Steele and Jake Steed. Bone blasted.

You know, Jake Steed hasn't been in the dvd game for too long, I mean he only has 3 film productions. But this dvd puts others to shame when it comes to the image quality. Dare me say close to "VCA" quality? I was very impressed. The dvd was done fantastically well. Great job. Menu selection, everything, including the cover art was done nice. Also sports a reversible cover for those who want a softcore version of the cover. Nice.

Features? Umm..just a trailer. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD if you happen to see the trailer...CUT YOUR EARS OFF! Oh, never have I heard such a horrible rap song. Man. I don't care man, call me a player hater..it's horrible and it's true, it's true.

The review ends here. Very hot fucking..cute chics...and a solid title that is just a jerk-off stroker disc. Highly recommended if you just ignore the stupid dubbing of demonic voices..and cheap subliminal messages he's trying to send across at ummm..us..the white people.