Little Brown Fucking Machines Review

Synopsis
This really should be two DVDs: one with Thai women in goth makeup, and the other with Mintra taking charge for some very stimulating material. All in all, we get four main scenes with Thai women, plus two scenes of bonus oral on the cameraman.

Niche and Kanda (MFF)
Niche and Kanda are wearing fishnet lingerie and heavy eye makeup. They take turns licking one another’s clits on the couch, then there’s some strap-on girl/girl fucking. Some white guy shows up, and the girls take turns sucking or fucking his cock while toying with the unoccupied woman’s pussy, until we end with the guy jerking a light load onto their faces. The best part about this scene was that Niche has really huge areolas, which contrast nicely with Kanda’s small, tight nipples.

Linda
Linda is another curvy, large-breasted Thai woman with big hair and fishnets. She fucks some skuzzy looking Asian guy in a hotel room, moving through the usual vaginal positions. He cums too early, pulling out of mish and shooting a load on her belly, which means we later have to watch a long sequence of Linda trying unsuccessfully to coax another load out of him with her hands and mouth (apparently we’re supposed to believe that her spit is his semen or something). Next, as a consolation we get another scene of Linda giving some white guy a BJ, jerking a small load out of his cock.

Mintra
This is the best scene on the DVD, and a decent one by any standards. The set-up is a creative one and it works well. A younger Thai guy is jerking off on the couch, looking at a porn magazine with some blonde woman with big tits. Mintra, a friend of the guy’s mom, shows up and threatens to tell his mother. She’s by far the most attractive women on the DVD—slim, with curly hair, a tight body, and a bit of pubic hair. The only downside is that she has fake tits. Oh well. Mintra does a fantastic job in the cougar role, ordering the guy around (in accented English) and telling him to lick her pussy. They fuck for a bit in reverse cowgirl, and then she jerks him off onto her fake tits. Mockingly, she then says to him, “Oh, you come quickly young boy, I want you fuck me more.” So they fuck in all the vaginal positions, until Mintra manages to coax another load out of his cock. Wow, her hand skills must be amazing! They take a shower together and then get dressed, with Mintra telling him that she won’t say anything to his mother and that she’ll come back tomorrow. Nice. Apparently, the white cameraman was as turned on as I was, as Mintra follows with a bonus scene, giving him a POV BJ that includes some nice ball-sucking and titty-fucking, before Mintra jerks him off to orgasm.

Niche, Kanda, and Mintra (MFFF)
So glad to see Mintra back for another scene here. She, Niche, and Kanda are all wearing long t-shirts, as if they’ve just woken up—just love that natural look. They sneak into some fat white guy’s room while he’s sleeping. Niche massages his balls while Kanda sucks his limp cock to erection, all while Mintra gives them instructions from behind the camera. Love to hear that female voice talking dirty and directing. Their accented English makes it all the more fun. Both Niche and Kanda fuck in reverse cowgirl a bit, but most of the scene is BJ, and I like how the one girl caresses the guy’s balls while the other sucks. Eventually, the guy jerks off onto Niche and Kanda’s faces. Mintra’s dirty talk is really the highlight here—I’d love to see her behind the camera in future scenes.

Overall Thoughts
Ok, let me start by saying this was sent to me by mistake: I wanted volume 2, but got volume 1 instead. I’m really not into this installment of Third World’s “Little Brown Fucking Machines” Thai series because in the first two scenes the women are all wearing heavy black eye makeup, have “big” wavy or teased hair-dos, and sport punk/goth-influenced attire. I’m totally into the goth look, but I think it looks best on women with pale skin, and not, well, brown-skinned Thai women. With all the make-up etc. it’s hard to tell these women apart, lending a generic feel to their scenes. (I should also add that these women don’t have enough pubic hair for my tastes, which may influence my judgment a bit.) But the last two scenes with Mintra were a pleasant surprise, making this a decent release if you’re into Thai women. [As a side note, both Linda and Mintra’s cameraman BJ scenes appear together in the Bonus section.]