Lifestyles Special Edition Review

Reviewed by Joe Shaver  on  2/20/2005

Chris Bolt, a handsome young hunk, is about to turn thirty and his lover Lance Gear wants him to settle down in a monogamous commitment. Chris’ buddies, Chad Hunt and Brandon Roo, advocate the swinging life. After all thirty is not old; one is still at one's sexual peak, as Chad wisely informs him.

To illustrate this Chad tells of his picking up a hustler—cute uncut Milos Miroslav—whom he took back to his place so Milos could ply his trade, or rather get plowed by his trade. Now Chad Hunt has an incredibly huge cock and if I were a hustler I’d charge him double. On second thought, maybe I wouldn’t charge him at all. It’s a hot scene as Chad’s always are, and Milos acquits himself admirably, taking every inch of Chad’s mammoth endowment.

Chris then tells of his getting together with a porn star. The star is none other than Michael Lucas, who—like Chad—is no slouch in the dick department. After some mutual sucking, a nice sixty-nine, and some expert rimming by Lucas—Chad gets the full measure of Lucas’ incomparable rod. I particularly liked it when, with Chris sitting on Michael’s face, the huge rod kept rising off Lucas’ belly in anticipation of skewering Chris’ delectable hole. Barely a slit between his buns at the start, Chris’ hole was soon a gaping cavern. Michael would pull all the way out and then ram his cock back into the waiting orifice. Chris cums while Michael is fucking him. Lucas’ cums on Chris’ face and Chris cleans the cum from Michael’s spent screwdriver.

Brandon tops both their stories with his escapade involving two Latino brothers. (Actually, he bottoms.) The "brothers" keep their caps on throughout the scene, filling Brandon fore and art with their uncut cocks. Showing him the true meaning of brotherly love, Brandon is bathed in their cum by the scene’s conclusion.

Telling him to leave Lance behind, Chad and Brandon arrange a birthday party for Chris: a twelve-man orgy. Although the party is in Chris’ honor the center of attention is Chad’s cock. I did catch Chris sucking on Jack Simmons big black bone while another guy ate out his ass, but it wasn’t until he was filled with Chad’s cock that he was in the center of the action. Jack fucks him for a bit and then his ass goes back to Chad. (First Michael, then Chad, then Jack, then Chad again. Could Chris be a size queen? Damn! That let’s me out.) The editing seems very erratic at this point and the entire orgy lacked focus. Director Lucas and his cameraman don’t seem to have the control over this scene that they should have. Finally, on the floor with Chad’s cock still in his ass, Chris is showered with the others cum.

Now—totally against all logic—Chris returns to bald troll Lance Gear and decides on a monogamous relationship. (Silly bitch!) Lance is certainly not my idea of a longtime companion. He’s not even my idea of a short time fuck. I simply do not find him attractive. OK, so you like him. But rather than turn me on, he turns me off. There are plenty of super hot guys available to Lucas (including Lucas himself) so to me the ending is unbelievable and falls flat. Perhaps it gives hope to the homely, but it doesn’t give a rise to my dick. I couldn’t help but wonder too that after the three big dicks Chris had earlier, could he really be content with Lance’s average tool? Of course he fucks Lance as well so maybe he wants that option in a reciprocal relationship. Go figure.

Miscasting and a sloppily directed, photographed, and edited orgy keep this from being one of the better films from Lucas Entertainment. (Lucas learned much after this one.) In order to enhance the weak feature, the film has been issued onto DVD on two discs with beaucoup extras: a behind the scenes section, a cumshot compilation, and more trailers than you can shake a dick at. In spite of its weaknesses it’s still better than most out there, and definitely worth a look