Lick My Legs Review

Running Time: 120 min.

Production Date: 8 / 24 / 2000 (cover) 12 / 01 / 2000 (DVD)

Director: Randy Spears

Cast: Silvia Saint, Alexandra Nice, Monique DeMoan, Shay Sweet, Ryan Connor, Kat Langer, Envy, Randy Spears, Jon Dough, Eric Price, and Dale DaBone

Initial Expectations: There are some great performers here with great legs, so I have some decent hopes for this release.

Initial Reaction: It isn’t overbearing on the feet and legs, but fits it in nicely with the scenes to make a great feature.

Who Should Watch It : Leg and foot freaks, people who like long well made sex scenes

Who Should Avoid It: Fans of inter- racial sex and short scenes.

Audio /Video Quality: The audio is normally very clear and well balanced, but does appear to be dubbed in a couple spots. There are also a couple spots with some noise like somebody was bumping the microphone and a couple background noise spots. The video is also very clear, but there’s a small blue line that ran down the left side of my screen during the feature.

Music: Some scenes don’t have any music and some scenes do. Where there is music, it’s very nicely balanced with the rest of the audio, but strangely doesn’t last the entire scene.

Menus: The menus are extremely basic. The main menu doesn’t even go into a loop or start the movie after a certain period of time. It just stops everything. The menus also take an extremely long time fo load. The menus are the first thing one experiences on a DVD, and when they’re done poorly like this, it normally doesn’t give a lot of hope for the actual feature.

The Feature: Lick My Legs revolves around Randy Spears telling his psychiatrist about his sexual problems. He goes through his fantasy women as well as some of the women he dated. Of course, all of them have great legs, but that isn’t the only thing Randy likes.

Randy starts out with his fantasy woman, Alexandra Nice. She sits in front of him with her black nylon clad legs slightly spread and plays with herself a little while teasing Randy. She tells him to come over so she can suck on his cock, but Randy wants to give her feet a little attention first before he licks her pussy and ass. She doesn’t have any such urges when it’s Randy’s turn and goes straight for his cock, taking it deep into her throat several times. Since Randy’s already sitting back in the chair, she hops up and rides him reverse cowgirl. She finally gets him out of the chair to come over to the bed and fuck her doggie style and missionary. Although I didn’t care much for Alexandra Nice in whatever I first saw her in, I’m really starting to like her. She’s got a great body, good energy, and isn’t afraid to make a little noise with that great accent of hers. She also isn’t afraid of a pop shot. She took Randy’s load all over her mouth without even breaking eye contact. It’s a hot scene and a great one to start the feature with.

Shay Sweet puts Randy on the speaker phone to try and get rid of him as she fucks herself with a dildo. She hangs up on him so she can fuck herself more before she shaves her pussy. I’ve never been much of a Shay Sweet fan, but she looks really hot here and has some nice black nylons to show off her legs. After getting herself squeaky clean, she lubes up and works herself over a little more with another dildo. Randy calls back in the middle, which is kind of amusing. It’s another good scene, although not as hot as the initial scene.

Eric Price wins what has to be the porno lottery to get Silvia Saint in the next scene. In Randy’s fantasy, Eric invites him over and they both take on Silvia. It’s nice to see some realism in porn. Most every guy I know dreams of being invited to have sex with Silvia Saint, but I’m sure in all of our fantasies Eric Price is nowhere to be found except for maybe cleaning up afterwards. As always, Silvia looks amazing and puts on a nice little tease for Eric and Randy before she sucks Eric’s cock. Unlike most of the women in Lick My Legs , Silvia doesn’t have any stockings on. She comes over to suck Randy’s cock and soon after Eric starts pumping away on her pussy. Luckily, Eric isn’t greedy and provides Randy the pleasure of Silvia’s pussy with a little reverse cowgirl action. After a little while, Eric decides he wants Silvia all to himself so he can fuck her pussy and ass and sends Randy back to watching. Silvia shows a nice bit of character by looking over at Randy boxing the clown, smiling, and sticking her tongue out at him. After Eric saying he’s going to cum in her ass, the scene cuts to Silvia taking a great double facial from the guys. It’s a decent mix of both couples sex and threesome sex that works pretty well. It’s also another long scene that builds the heat very well.

Randy tells of hearing his neighbors, Ryan Connor and Dale DaBone having sex next. Ryan is very cute with a great body, a completely shaved pussy, and amazing legs with nice white nylons. The only bad thing about her is a large tattoo on her one thigh that I thought was a real turn off. She and Dale know Randy’s listening, so they decide to give him something really good to whack off to. Ryan and Dale have great chemistry together and it’s obvious they’re both having a lot of fun which really brings the scene up. They also have a nice bit of nastiness between them, with Ryan giving Dale’s brown eye a little cleaning. I know a lot of guys don’t like to see this, but it’s handled quite well here. Surprisingly, she never takes Dale’s cock in her ass, but Dale does play with it a little at her request and she also fingers it herself. It’s an extremely hot scene and one that makes me want to see a lot more of Ryan Connor.

Randy gets stuck in the closet at another neighbors and watches Jon Dough have his way with Monique DeMoan in white nylons and Kat Langer in black nylons. Unlike the other scenes, there’s no real lead in to the scene, it jumps from the shrink’s office to Jon boning Monique. Thankfully both women are real, but Kat isn’t that good looking. She doesn’t help herself by having a ton of tattoos, including a couple of tattoos instead of a little bush, either. There’s a little interaction between the ladies, but not a lot. This is easily the weakest scene in the movie, and although Monique appears to be having a good time, I’m not always so sure about Kat.

Finally, Randy gets a great handjob and footjob from Doctor Envy. The only way you know it’s Envy is the cover, as you never see above her waist and she never gets nekkid. Randy finishes it off by blowing his load across her feet. For a short teaser scene, it’s pretty hot and a great ending to the feature.

Lick My Legs does a great job of focusing on legs without focusing on them so much as to turn of the general viewer. The sex is normally really hot and the cast seems like they’re really enjoying themselves. It makes the movie a lot of fun to watch even though the music and audio quality are inconsistent.

Extras: Trailers are included for Asian Mania, Sodomania SlopShots #9, Erotic City #8, Sugar Walls #29, and Booty Duty #9 . I quit counting at 80 in the photo gallery. It’s manual and takes a long time to switch. The photos range from slightly below average to very good, but they aren’t all from the feature. A lot of them obviously come from other features but there isn’t anything to tell you where they come from. I guess I don’t have much of a problem with Elegant Angel using a photo gallery to try and promote some of their other movies, in fact I think it’s a pretty good idea, but put some kind of caption on the photo so the watcher knows where it comes from. Finally, there’s a commercial for Elegant Angel’s web site.

Themes: Straight, legs, toe-ing, legs & feet, rimming (male > female and female > male), shaving, toys, masturbation, group, anal, and lesbian (light)

Raincoat Factor: Medium high

Overall: Currently, Lick My Legs can be found online for between $15 and $25 with most stores offering it for over $20. Surprisingly, there isn’t a lot of focus on licking legs or feet, but it’s still a very good feature with some great looking women and hot sex. The transfer is pretty good, but the extras are lacking which brings down the overall package.

Note to Elegant Angel: A little more care for your DVD would go a long way. The audio quality was very inconsistent. If you’re going to have music in a scene have it. If you’re not, don’t. As is, it looks kind of half-assed. Your menus look poor and take a long time to load. The photo gallery covering many of your releases also didn’t do much. If you’re going to do this, please put the photos from other releases in a different photo gallery and label where they come from.

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