Lick It, Don't Dick It Review

Reviewed by Sean Renaud  on  8/20/2007

Summary: Lick it Don’t Dick it is a collection of lesbians scenes with varying levels of female domination. When they bother to put together a skit they are very sexy and get things off to a great start, makes it disappointing when they skip it to head right into the action. The sex is pretty good, still pretty feminine and very little of the rough stuff that is becoming so commonplace but more than enough nasty sex to keep it interesting, particularly Jada Fire’s who is as usual on Fire.

Heading in: I’m not really a huge fan of lesbian porn, every so often I’m pleasantly surprised but honestly I can only watch girls lick each other out and finger each other for so long before I find myself horribly bored so I heading into this will low expectations.

Scene One: Jazmine Cashmere (black) & Allison Peirce (blonde)

The scene starts with Allison walking into Jazmine’s office playing the part of a naughty school girl and her teacher. After a beautiful set up Alison writing standards while Jazmine spanks her and tells her what a slut she is Jazmine reveals her huge strap on. Allison gets to work showing her how she likes to suck dick in the bathroom. Jazmine is great as a dirty talker and does a great job of taking charge and making the scene great right from the very beginning. Allison is good to, doing exactly as she’s told wether it’s ride the dildo or suck it clean. When the girls switch roles and Jazmine is on her knees she’s shows she’s go the skills to be quite the nasty girl and does her damnest to deepthroat the dildo while slurping noisily on it. The scene ends with the girls sharing a steamy sixty nine.

Scene Two: Laurie Vargas (Brunette) & Emily George (redhead)

Laurie is playing the part of a maid who apparently isn’t very good at her job because Emily puts a rag in her mouth and commands her to clean the chairs with her mouth. Laurie looks great in her thong crawling and slipping around on the floor and generally being humiliated. The two stumble their way into the bathtub for some wet and wild fun. It’s not often that anybody gets into a tub clean and leaves as filthy as these ladies do, especially as Laurie’s eye shadow wasn’t water proof.

Scene Three: Sanaya Ross (black) & Lorena Sanchez (Latin)

Lorena is in charge for this scene and gets right to work kissing and licking over Sanaya’s beautiful chocolate hued flesh. The girls work well together and thanks to some very sexy outfits manage to make pussy licking almost interesting for the beginning. Bussiness picks up in a very real way when Lorena pulls out a solid black strap on for Sanya to suck and fuck until the scene fades out.

Scene Four: Mone’ Devine (Black) & Tommie Ryden (Redhead)

Tommie is gagged while Mone’ teases her with one of those long rainbow lollypops. It’s one hell of a lucky lolly as well as it gets to be a part of some pussy to mouth action in between all the licking and kissing between the two beauties. The first dildo is damn near a weapon, even has a handle, too bad nothing more than the tip makes it in. I’d rather see a girl really ride a small toy than just sort of look at huge one. Mone’ pulls a surprise though when she takes the business end of a strap on in her rear end and rides it into the sunset, but not before sucking it clean.

Scene Five: Trinity Post (Redhead) & Jada Fire (Black)

Trinity and Jada are playing the part of a lesbian couple and Trinity is the one who wears the pants between them. When Jada brings her lettuce and water for dinner instead of beer and steak Trinity forces the black beauty to her knees and gags her with a strap on cock. Jada proceeds from there to worship Trinity’s body, ripping her clothes off as she goes. Jada rides, sucks and fucks that cock and that’s just the first half of the scene. In the later parts Trinity plays with anal beads, Jada gets DP’d with toys, and Trinity chokes herself with a belt all for our entertainment.

Heading out: This wasn’t quite what I expected at all, It had a good mix of girls for a Candy Shop title, all of the talent was beautiful and very into the action. The skits were actually fun and instead of making me want to skip past I was entertainined. As is usual with lesbian porn there was a lot more licking and kissing than I am turned on by but that is my personal preference. If your thing is beautiful woman on woman action with some toys and mild roleplay go pick up Lick it Don’t Dick it.