Lex The Impaler 7 Review
Jules Jordan Video
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
Category: Gonzo , Interracial
Directed by: Jules Jordan
Starring: Lexington Steele, Lela Star, Jacky Joy, Angelina Valentine, Jada Stevens, Alanah Rae, Franceska Jaimes
Released on: 9/12/2011
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Reviewed by fu_q on 10/29/2011
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Lexington Steele and his massive black member are on a mission in “Lex the Impaler 7”, and that mission is to conquer as much top-notch pussy and ass in porn as possible. To that end, director Jules Jordan serves up seven of the industry’s finest damsels…each of whom falls victim to Lex’s ebony blade. Of course, “victim” might not be the appropriate term, as all of them—to a one—appear to have the time of their lives as they’re impaled upon his engorged weaponry. Indeed, there’s some serious interracial fornication to be found in this exceptional release…and it’s all hot.
In Scene One, Lex nails Lela Star in a room with a white and pink theme. Lela starts out with some mild tease material, also sporting the white (lingerie) and pink (blindfold) motif. After this, Lex comes in and takes her in a variety of vaginal and anal positions. Lela does some ass-to-mouth, and the festivities close out with a facial for (and oral cock clean-off by) Ms. Star—very good to excellent material! Scene Two features Franceska Jaimes and Lex. Again, things start off with some teasing, this time with Franceska up against a glass wall and in latex. After this, the full-on action takes place in a modern living room / dining room combo area, and various vaginal and anal positions are employed. There’s some gaping in this one, as well as some ass-to-mouth, and this excellent sequence ends with a pop-shot to Franceska’s face, mouth, chest, and tummy…which is followed up by some oral cock clean-off, a reinsertion and continued fucking, and a pull-out ass-to-mouth—wow!
In Scene Three, it’s firecracker Angelina Valentine who’s paired up with Lex. Tease and masturbation material starts this one off with Angelina out by / in a pool at a fancy mansion and wearing a shiny purple bikini. Before long, Lex joins her, some super-hot and sloppy blowjob action (throating) ensues, and the pair moves inside to a white dining area (and later a living room area). Everything that I have seen Angelina in lately has been over-the-top sexy, and this sequence is no exception. She takes Lex vaginally and anally, and there’s some ass-to-mouth. The fucking finishes off with Angelina jerking him to completion in her mouth and then swallowing—nice! Scene Four features an Alanah Rae and Lex romp inside a mansion. The setup for this one involves Jules—the cameraman—outside looking in at Lex and Alanah, as they’re doing a photo shoot. Alanah is in a tiny black latex outfit, and she’s posing for Lex. Of course, Lex uses this as an opportunity to start working on her, and—shortly thereafter—Jules makes his entrance. From there, the couple is off to the races, and a steamy vaginal and anal encounter ensues, with Alanah doing some ass-to-mouth and also a sexy titty-fuck / blowjob combo. A facial and some oral cock clean-off finish this excellent tryst off—hot stuff!
In Scene Five, Jada Stevens is dressed in white lace tights, a black g-string, and a pink bikini top out by a pool. She does a good deal of posing, teasing, and stripping here—all of which is sexy—and things then move inside to a modern bedroom with a white bed for the main event with Lex. The blowjob work is sexy and sloppy, and a number of nice vaginal and anal positions ensue. Jada does some ass-to-mouth, and this excellent romp is capped off with a facial for (and oral cock clean-off by) Ms. Stevens—sexy stuff! The disc closes out with Scene Six, which features an excellent, all-vaginal encounter between Jacky Joy and Lex. The setup here is that Jacky—clad in a shiny blue shirt, white panties, and white stockings—is interviewing for a secretarial position, and Lex has to give her a ride to test out her skills. This one takes place in a heavily-windowed dining room and involves a good number of vaginal positions, oral action, and some titty-fucking—all before closing out with pop-shot to Jacky’s face, mouth, and breasts and some oral cock clean-off. This is hot stuff—most definitely—and Jacky proves that you don’t need to ride the A-train to still turn out a good scene and get yourself impaled by Lex. Good work!
In terms of other items, it should be noted that the picture resolution could be better, but it’s certainly not anything to worry about. There’s also a watermark in the lower-right corner of the screen—nothing too bad. As for bonuses, there’s a decent “Behind the Scenes” featurette, a “Cumshot Recap”, a “Photo Gallery” (slideshow of “pretty-girl” shots and stills from the production), a “Biography” for Jules, a scene-by-scene “Cast List”, a choice of six “Trailers”, and a list of “Websites”. These bonuses are acceptable, though one could always use a bonus scene or two from prior releases.
To close, it’s pretty clear that Lex impales and conquers all of the pussy in this one, and he does the same to all of the asses, save that of Jacky Joy…who escapes with her back-side unscathed (and un-punctured). All kidding aside, however, this is some hot stuff, and it’s fascinating / arousing to watch Lex use his God-given talents on these more-than-willing women. Check this one out. It’s worthy.
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Lexington Steele and his massive black member are on a mission in “Lex the Impaler 7”, and that mission is to conquer as much top-notch pussy and ass in porn as possible. To that end, director Jules Jordan serves up seven of the industry’s finest damsels…each of whom falls victim to Lex’s ebony blade. Of course, “victim” might not be the appropriate term, as all of them—to a one—appear to have the time of their lives as they’re impaled upon his engorged weaponry. Indeed, there’s some serious interracial fornication to be found in this exceptional release…and it’s all hot.
In Scene One, Lex nails Lela Star in a room with a white and pink theme. Lela starts out with some mild tease material, also sporting the white (lingerie) and pink (blindfold) motif. After this, Lex comes in and takes her in a variety of vaginal and anal positions. Lela does some ass-to-mouth, and the festivities close out with a facial for (and oral cock clean-off by) Ms. Star—very good to excellent material! Scene Two features Franceska Jaimes and Lex. Again, things start off with some teasing, this time with Franceska up against a glass wall and in latex. After this, the full-on action takes place in a modern living room / dining room combo area, and various vaginal and anal positions are employed. There’s some gaping in this one, as well as some ass-to-mouth, and this excellent sequence ends with a pop-shot to Franceska’s face, mouth, chest, and tummy…which is followed up by some oral cock clean-off, a reinsertion and continued fucking, and a pull-out ass-to-mouth—wow!
In Scene Three, it’s firecracker Angelina Valentine who’s paired up with Lex. Tease and masturbation material starts this one off with Angelina out by / in a pool at a fancy mansion and wearing a shiny purple bikini. Before long, Lex joins her, some super-hot and sloppy blowjob action (throating) ensues, and the pair moves inside to a white dining area (and later a living room area). Everything that I have seen Angelina in lately has been over-the-top sexy, and this sequence is no exception. She takes Lex vaginally and anally, and there’s some ass-to-mouth. The fucking finishes off with Angelina jerking him to completion in her mouth and then swallowing—nice! Scene Four features an Alanah Rae and Lex romp inside a mansion. The setup for this one involves Jules—the cameraman—outside looking in at Lex and Alanah, as they’re doing a photo shoot. Alanah is in a tiny black latex outfit, and she’s posing for Lex. Of course, Lex uses this as an opportunity to start working on her, and—shortly thereafter—Jules makes his entrance. From there, the couple is off to the races, and a steamy vaginal and anal encounter ensues, with Alanah doing some ass-to-mouth and also a sexy titty-fuck / blowjob combo. A facial and some oral cock clean-off finish this excellent tryst off—hot stuff!
In Scene Five, Jada Stevens is dressed in white lace tights, a black g-string, and a pink bikini top out by a pool. She does a good deal of posing, teasing, and stripping here—all of which is sexy—and things then move inside to a modern bedroom with a white bed for the main event with Lex. The blowjob work is sexy and sloppy, and a number of nice vaginal and anal positions ensue. Jada does some ass-to-mouth, and this excellent romp is capped off with a facial for (and oral cock clean-off by) Ms. Stevens—sexy stuff! The disc closes out with Scene Six, which features an excellent, all-vaginal encounter between Jacky Joy and Lex. The setup here is that Jacky—clad in a shiny blue shirt, white panties, and white stockings—is interviewing for a secretarial position, and Lex has to give her a ride to test out her skills. This one takes place in a heavily-windowed dining room and involves a good number of vaginal positions, oral action, and some titty-fucking—all before closing out with pop-shot to Jacky’s face, mouth, and breasts and some oral cock clean-off. This is hot stuff—most definitely—and Jacky proves that you don’t need to ride the A-train to still turn out a good scene and get yourself impaled by Lex. Good work!
In terms of other items, it should be noted that the picture resolution could be better, but it’s certainly not anything to worry about. There’s also a watermark in the lower-right corner of the screen—nothing too bad. As for bonuses, there’s a decent “Behind the Scenes” featurette, a “Cumshot Recap”, a “Photo Gallery” (slideshow of “pretty-girl” shots and stills from the production), a “Biography” for Jules, a scene-by-scene “Cast List”, a choice of six “Trailers”, and a list of “Websites”. These bonuses are acceptable, though one could always use a bonus scene or two from prior releases.
To close, it’s pretty clear that Lex impales and conquers all of the pussy in this one, and he does the same to all of the asses, save that of Jacky Joy…who escapes with her back-side unscathed (and un-punctured). All kidding aside, however, this is some hot stuff, and it’s fascinating / arousing to watch Lex use his God-given talents on these more-than-willing women. Check this one out. It’s worthy.
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