Lex the Impaler 4 Review

Reviewed by Jake Blade  on  1/21/2009

The Impaler has returned to continue his assault in the biggest and baddest inter-racial series getting around. Lexington Steele and Jules Jordan team up again for the fourth volume of the Impaler, and there are plenty of big names involved. Lex is a fill the buckets when the taps are running kind of guy, and Jules has turned on a river of hardcore honeys for the big man. Few male porn stars have the appeal to carry their own series, but Lex’s fan base runs far and wide. He even has a racehorse named after him in Australia, no confirmations at this stage if Lex the man or the Lex the horse has the biggest love hammer. So its time to draw the curtains, fire up the widescreen, and grab a box of tissues as Tiffany Mynx, Gianna, Jenny Hendrix and Lisa Ann need your attention.

Tiffany Mynx
The woman needs no introduction. In this blockbuster match up Mynx looks amazing and has returned with blonde hair and new nipple piercings, her body as amazing as it was before her hiatus. Jules has tarted her up in black and fishnets, but nothing can cover those womanly curves. Mynx looks like a sexual time bomb during the tease, and when the two legends unite, their enthusiasm for the encounter blows the directors scenario. Mynx is cast by the spell of the black snake and she becomes a slave to its needs. She sucks and rides that massive cock with a wild look in her eye before giving up her chocolate starfish for the impaling. The big man likes riding the dirt track, and once he gets a sniff of the brown in his nostrils he won’t let go. Watching Mynx’s ass work a cock is phenomenal, and with the impeccable angles used by Jules, and the eager ass to mouth, it really is anal at its best. The reverse cowgirl anal with Lex sitting on a chair is of the highest order. The grand finale, with Tiff jerking off the love pump into her mouth like a crazed woman, is a fitting end to a great performance.

Kelly Devine
Kelly Devine’s ass has more meat than a butcher shop. The size and shape of her posterior has to be seen to be believed. With Jules behind the camera it is easy to see that her amazing ass is going to be the target for the Implaer. The initial action involves plenty of repartee between Jules and Kelly, and a rubber cock that is stuck to a glass screen. Once Lex gets his hands on the Devine one, he toys with that monumental booty and her juicy ta-tas. Plenty of sucking and fucking take place in the kitchen before they move to a couch for the anal assault. Once the black snake is moving down the chocolate highway it appears the big dog may be giving her some pain with his loving. But once in the swing of things those big white ass cheeks swallow the dink, and it’s a beautiful thing to watch. Devine is a devoted performer and she screams her way through the ass impaling like she is being skewered, the only let up being when she is sucking her juice off the cock. After a full anal assault, Lex pours the sugar on Kelly’s face.

Jenny Hendrix
The next cab off the bombshell rank is Jenny Hendrix. She may have since ditched the brunette bob and natural boobs, but her plump ass is still on display in all its glory. Done up in a corset and frilly g-banger, her dirty talk is enough to suggest that this may be another fierce display. Jenny is a tiny nubile, and when she exposes her neat little pussy while sitting on the stairs it is a snug fit for two of her fingers. At this stage it appears there are no amount of drugs in the world that are going to make this work, and God knows there are a lot around. When Lex gets the bear claws on those sweet cheeks he starts playing with Jenny like she is a sex toy. When Jules the comedian changes the battery on the camera, he comes back to show that the foreplay is working as Jenny’s nipples are poking out like .22 bullets. The supadink is bigger than this girls head so not much fits in her mouth, but when Lex gets a crack at that tiny pussy he stuffs just about every inch inside of her. These two have a great session together, and there is also some kissing sprinkled in while the soul injection is taking place. To finish off the initiation to the dark side, Lex jerks off the night tools until he has glazed Jenny’s pretty face.

Lisa Ann
Lisa Ann is aging like a fine wine. She is carrying one of the best rigs in porn with a butt that is testament to every minute she has spent on the stepper and in the spin class. The scene begins with Lisa in her sequel role of property appraiser, fully kitted out in business shirt with kick-ass cleavage, and glasses to highlight her intelligence. And what astute woman wouldn’t want a session with the Impaler. Jules has no problems working the tease angles on this fine chassis, and once the sexual antics are underway the big man feeds that sweet pussy to the black snake on the kitchen bench. When they make their way up the stairs to the bedroom, Lex can’t resist touching that sweet ass, but once on the rack they both take turns at being in control. Lisa does a great job handling every inch of the footlong in her tidy pouch. When her fine body can be exposed no more, Lex works to the vinegar stroke sliding between those big tits, eventually spraying the jizz all over her face.

Gianna
This woman has a body and an attitude for sex that would make your dick hard even if you were sitting in an ice bath. Gianna and Lex have tussled for the cameras before, but she is an incredible sexual entertainer so it is always worth watching her in action. Her banter and wit add to her allure, and she does after all have the best set of tits in the business. Once again there is some truly cock throbbing tease to get things underway. When the two performers come together, they definitely appear to have a great time. Jules doesn’t really need to provide a great deal of direction for these two professionals, he just captures the debauchery, an easy task the way this woman works the supadink. The only problem with Gianna is that her boobs are so freakishly fantastic you need a cock the size of Lex’s to be able to tit fuck her properly, but with the big man in action here he makes those funbags do everything you could want. Throughout the scene Gianna proves again to be one of the best mad rooters getting around and its another mean display from her. When Lex can hold off no longer he blows the wedding tackle over Gianna’s face to complete another gem.

Raven Black
This broad has some amazing curves and a slutty desire for cock that ensures there is plenty of sexual energy. Her hot pink hair definitely adds to the novelty factor. The heat is on early and they get down to some intense fucking without too many preliminaries. Lex goes harder than a honeymooner and pulls out early to give Raven a taste of the racing tadpoles which she swallows down. But the big man aint done with the roast beef injection and he continues the pussy pounding. This woman may not be a big name like some of the other girls here, but she loves the cock and puts on a great display with the Impaler. When the big man is ready to pull out his second trick he has Raven suck on the black beans until he delivers another shot of nut butter to her face. Lex has the rare trait of being a two trick pony, so why not show it off as he does in his own films.

In Closing
There is little left to say. Once again Jules Jordan proves to be the doyen of porn. His work makes a lot of other material look average. All his releases, and those of his growing empire, are technically of high quality. As far as extras go there is the usual array of stills, cumshots, trailer trash, bios and a brief behind the scenes.

There is a great array of female stars on display, and a first inter-racial scene from Jenny Hendrix after all the rumour and innuendo on the message boards, and the meeting of Lex and The Mynx, are definite standouts. There is enough pudding in these six sex scenes to have your mind preoccupied for hours. This would have to go down as one of the best releases of 2008 and is definitely a title to watch out for.