Lex the Impaler 3 Review

Reviewed by bono-ONE  on  3/5/2008

Alright fans time to check out a new one from Jules Jordan Video and it's concerning the big cock of Lexington Steele fitting itself inside the pussy and maybe if we're lucky an ass of some of the hottest girls in porn. Just a couple names to drop, Jenna Haze and Nadia Styles!! So sit back and get ready as the Man of Steele's back and raring to bang out some hot lit babes.

Jenna Haze:

Well why fuck around when you've got Jenna Haze drop her first and get this party rollin. Jenna is fabulously gorgeous as anyone who's watched porn the last 5 years knows so the tease footage was top notch from start to finish. The pretty face, sensual eyes and yeah she's got an ass too!! Jules has something big for Jenna to play with today and boy howdy I'd say Lex's huge monster cock qualifies but first enjoy the show as Jenna's sexy bod takes center stage for a few minutes. Lex soon enters and that tease show should have you rock hard as Lex steps in getting a feel for what will be his first time with this young lady. Jenna can work a cock with the best of them so you could easily blow your first load just to her giving Lex head, it's that good with the eye contact, pace which favored a more sensual style over impaling her throat- not that she wasn't aggressive just not kamikaze style. Lex even goes in for a taste of that juicy pussy he's about to plunder, like seeing the guy service the girl too and Lex seems to please Jenna pretty good here. Cowgirl was by far the best position shot for this scene, they do a standing version but it's the sitting down cowgirl that really kicks ass. Lex even slips that schlong up her poopchute, after some toy prep and you see reverse, mish, and doggie anal before Lex paints Jenna's face with a strong load, I'd say this scene alone is worth picking this one up.

Nadia Styles:

Well how do you follow Jenna Haze, well it's not easy but Nadia to me is equally stunning and fans you just have to see this girl in person to fully appreciate her beauty. I was lucky enough a couple years back to catch a scene of hers live and that really opened up my eyes, the tits, ass, pussy just so good with Nadia plus in Vegas she was a great attraction giving the fans ample shots of her sexy curves. She opens the door here with a form fitting black latex outfit on, the boobs almost spilling out and like Jenna we're treated to a stirring tease show with all of Nadia on display, you shouldn't have trouble recharging those cock batteries! I see an adventurous spirit too in how she diddles her pussy, talks to Jules, this will be a good scene I can feel it. Lex then enters and sits there with quite a pleased look as Nadia engulfs his cock, showing it a very good time as Jules keeps the focus pretty tight on Nadia. Watching her sit back on the leopard themed couch, diddling her pussy, tits shaking and Lex walks over hard cock and Nadia just dives back in, great footage. With this girl you have it all from tits to ass so both cowgirl and reverse kick serious butt- speaking of butt that too gets some action so two for two in anal penetrations!! Lex has another good load which gets sprayed over Nadia's face with cleanup right after, well done there young lady!

Shyla Stylez:

Closing out the first disc in grand style you get this blond goddess from across the border. There is just something about Shyla, like Nadia before she's a fun spirited girl and actually all three girls on disc one are terrific performers and veterans so far as teasing goes so the scenes get a solid foundation beneath them before Lex even enters, that pattern is kept intact with Shyla's fine show, tits, ass, eyes, all work to reel you in and get that cock throbbing. A small thing I noticed here is how bright it was in the room, not a big deal but you might take note of it-- though I can't imagine why with this gorgeous body teasing you. Shyla then heads to another part of the house away from the kitchen and the light was much better as she does the crawling on the floor bit, hey it showed off her ass so me likey very much! Lex makes another smooth entrance and kisses a little over Shyla from her boobs back to her ass, then out comes the cock and in it goes to Shyla's mouth. Just fantastic head from Shyla here, you really don't need anything else said, just enjoy the show which I gather you will be if you're watching this. Mish was real good here as it gives us some titty movement ,then they swing back to doggie where Lex says hello to her ass slipping it doggiestyle. Thank you very much, reverse cowgirl anal, holy shit batman!! Follow that up with piledriver anal and I was a very happy camper. Lex closes out the third excellent scene with perhaps his best load yet as it mostly hits inside Shyla's mouth. Ok these three scenes alone are strong enough to recommend this one but we've got more so head on over to side two!

Brianna Love:

Well the hits just keep on cummin as we open disc two with Brianna Love who perhaps had the best gonzo year last year and it all starts with that out of this world ass she's blessed with plus you give her points for being just cute as a button but also nasty as she wants to be, quite a combo! Jules has been around now for a few years and knows the fans want that ass so it's shown off quite a lot and he doesn't waste time getting to it, the bikini bottoms Brianna's wearing are perhaps a size to small which is great because that hugging of her ass and accentuating it's beauty is only furthered. Again the cute face, pretty eyes and innocent look just help Brianna out so much when it comes time to be a slut!! Jules goes out of his way to deliver the ass footage here, so much so it's ok if you feel the need to blow a load but hey if you're strong slap that cock and keep on truckin! Brianna then finds a Lex style dildo and naturally it's huge and long so out it comes from the package and Brianna has some fun. Lex is shown sitting nearby watching the show and it's not to long until Brianna and Lex hook up and we get the toy Lex ditched for the real deal, like the girls before Brianna is an accomplished sword swallower so more fine dick devouring is captured. Opening with cowgirl was good, if you're close again this will surely bring you home and no shame there the footage is terrific. They do keep on fucking, though and reverse while not showing off big tits flopping still showed off Brianna's other assets quite well. One more ass fuck too which is fine and dandy thank you. Thank you, cowgirl anal, nuff said!! Lex really saved up good loads as we get another real good one blasted to Brianna's face with excellent cleanup, off to a great start on this side.

Gina Lynn:

You've seen this next hottie in a few Jules productions over the years and for good reason, she's hot and delivers a consistently hot scene. More fine ass footage gets this new scene underway as Gina's shown overlooking porn valley below, anyone looking up would have seen a very nice shot of Gina barely clothed looking down upon them. Gina gets inside where we're treated to more fine tease, the big tits come out and she talks a little shop with Jules about what's going to happen. She seems almost giddy at the prospect of fucking Lex, good for her. The two performers soon hook up and Jules keeps a good focus on as the initial fondling takes place. Gina sets the head up nicely grinding over Lex's holstered cock, if it wasn't already hard I'm sure it's getting there quickly. Ok no complaints, very good looking blowjob!! Cowgirl was real nice as was reverse which soon followed, sandwiched in between you had mish with Gina just spreading those legs nice'n'wide for Lex's tool and he pounds her! There was a great open shot towards the end when doggie's worked in, ending with one more strong load left in Gina's mouth, cleanup right after.

Alexis Amore:

One final scene which actually opens with Lex on camera instead of the girl. The men chat a bit before Jules turns the camera to one side where we find Alexis standing looking, she soons joins the fray, jiggling her tits and the camera follows around the bod as she shows off, Lex of course gets right in there checking out this hottie, ahh this scene is on Super Bowl sunday so not even a month ago. Miss Amore shows no trepidation at taking on such a big cock, Jules gets a good side angle for this bj and Alexis is most impressive, hell all the girls were. Check it out, she gets on her knees arches the head backwards and gets skull fucked, nice going Alexis. I do wish she'd taken off the accessories though after seeing them initially I prefer seeing a mostly naked girl, still you see enough of Alexis to turn you on, great looking cowgirl with an equally good reverse following. The fucking even makes it to the stairs where Lex lays pipe from behind, we end in mish and doggie on the couch with one final load coating a pretty face and Alexis is great doing cleanup too. Well I'd say we closed this out in grand style.

Extras & Final Thoughts:

This is definitely a keeper and should find it's way into any Jules Jordan collection as well as fans of any of the girls, they all excel in taking on this monster schlong, I'd say the first disc was stronger but the girls on the second one more than give you something to remember them by. Extras include pics, pops, and some BTS which I'd urge you to check out, again highly recommended.