Lex Steele's Semen Shooters Review

Reviewed by Rosco Fuji  on  4/25/2011

Quickie Review time before I head on out for game 6 between the Penguins and Lightning Bolts. Hopefully, Tampa will continue serving up a frosty mug of shut the fuck up to the Crosby and Malkin less Penguins by racking up a slew of goals like they did a few games ago.

Mercenary Pictures feature Lex Steele’s Semen Shooters Volume 3 continues were the others in the series left off. A quick blurb on this says: A semen soaked collection of massive, interracial and black on black cum shots all from Mercenary Pictures superscenes. Featuring the most copious manblasts on the faces of the nastiest, hottest stars in the industry.

How does the description hold up? Well not too well. This cumshot compilation runs about three hours long, joins the scene already in progress and features the last 3 or 4 minutes of the scene. The star is identified mostly by first name, but that’s about it. There’s probably close to 60 clips in this and most of them are not, I repeat, not the hottest stars of the industry, maybe in Europe where the majority of them come from, but not here. Unless you’re truly a Pornafile, you probably won’t recognize most of the names here. Some are stars, but most are the filler material girls. The other problem is that, while it’s a cumshots compilation, it doesn’t just feature a cumshots, it features the pencil sharpening to get to said cumshots.

Bottom, there really is no rhyme or reason for this offering, other than someone sitting around saying, “hey, let’s put out something to put out something.”

Pluses: An early pre boob job Katja Kassin snippet.

Minuses: Just random sex scenes before a cumshot.

Sleaziness Factor (1-10): 3 for I/R sex.

Is it worth it? If you like Lex Steele’s work, I guess.