Lewd Conduct 19 Review

Reviewed by mango  on  4/16/2004

The long downward slide of Anabolic/Diabolic continues with this episode of Lewd Conduct directed by Chico Wang. If the company was looking to him to bail them out, it is time to rethink that equation.

It takes an erotic imagination to make an interesting porn flick and if you lack that you can do what Chico does with this film: imitate others, add way to much in and out, repeat positions, put an anoying snare drum beat over the sound track and have lame popshots, to mention a few.

Chico seems to be imitating earlier Brandon Iron movies where he did some throat grabbing and frequently came on the girls forehead or nose. I never got that with Brandon, and Wang's second hand approach does not improve on it.

The women here are about average at best, except for Maxine who I am looking forward in seeing in the next release of Swallow My Pride directed by Lugar. Chico begins her scene by stuffing her mouth full of grapes. Where that fits in baffles me as the scene ends with the two dudes cumming on her forehead.

In the last scene he pencils an x on Katrinas nose (another earlier Brandon heist) to indicate where the shot will go. I don't know about you, but to me that is not exactly pushing the envelope of hardcore.

The set up interviews are brief, as uninspired as the rest of the flick. Technically Chico seems to use the cheapo single hand held vidcam, usually on wide angle which distorts the faces of the girls. It seems a lot of porn shooters never get the message that there is a lot of portraiture in these movies and portrait photographers learn in there first lesson that wide angle lenses are horrible for close up face shots. Ready Mr. DeMille?

The boxcover mentions swallowing, there is one scene of that amid the 8 girls here but is done without setup, and weak little pops at that.

If you rent the flick you may damage your fast forward button, then hit rewind. (Unless of course you happen to like snare drums beats. Ratatata, ratatata ratatata boom.