Lesbian Psychodramas 25: Messed Up Review

The credits here show Chanel pumping milk and making a bowl of cereal.

Episode five of the Messed Up saga opens with Chanel introducing her unconventional family to Dr. Lauren Phillips who seems to be set to be a live in physician. When Chanel explains about Vanessa's transition into Valentino, and the apparent immaculate conception , Lauren thinks maybe she's out of her depth but they convince her to stay. They talk about Vaness'a procedure and we get in somewhat graphic detail about how a penis can be fashioned from a piece of thigh. All the ladies agree they don't need balls ( because they are gross. Mercedes is going to be hosting her cousin Penelope at the house over the weekend and everyone is supposed to say nothing of Vanessa's situation. They agree that Penelope is too young for this kind of knowledge.

Later that evening Lauren is settling into her new room and Chanel is blatantly hitting on her. Lauren rebuffs the advance because Chanel is getting married to Valentino soon and Chanel exits annoyed.

The next morning Mercedes is sitting with Penelope talking about the rapidly growing congregation. They have 300 members now and Mercedes talks up Father Val. Chanel enters and gives Penelope a bowl of her breast milk cereal. Romi enters too and wants to meet Penelope. She asks for some of Chanel's pancakes and gets them. Chanel makes a point to say Penelope will make do with the cornflakes. Vanessa arrives wearing a baseball jersey - everyone fawns over her as she's introduced to Penelope. Vanessa mentions that she will be meeting with a needy person today and leaves for a breakfast meeting.

Still later we see Vanessa shaving and wearing her packed briefs. Mercedes meanwhile is helping to braid Penelope's hair. She's in town for a cheer competition but seems pretty silent. Penelope then asks about father Val , mentioning how handsome he is and asking if he's married. It's obvious she wants to know more but Mercedes keeps it short.

Presumably later in the day after the competition Penelope and Vanessa are hanging out polishing a gold chalice. Vanessa thanks Penelope for the work , calling her a little assistant and putting a sash around her neck. Penelope is flattered but wants to know how Vanessa stays celibate. Penelope admits she's having personal problems with temptation , masturbating several times a day. She doesn't want to talk directly about her fantasies , but the good father reassures her. Penelope gives the sash back and it's around Vanessa's neck. Penelope says she's not worthy but wants help ; here she pulls the sash and it brings Vanessa forward into a first kiss on Penelope's lips.

Penelope closes her eyes as the make out begins. Vanessa feels Penelope's chest through her top and sets the chalice aside. Penelope straddles Vanessa laying down. She leans back and her top falls open. She doesn't say it but she feels the packed panties against her. Vanessa pulls Penelope further forward and sucks her breasts. The top comes all the way off and Penelope bounces against Vanessa.

Vanessa switches positions and throws her clothes aside. Vanessa wants to know what Penelope has been dreaming of and Penelope admits that it's her. Vanessa grinds against Penelope humping her and kissing her lips and then moving slowly down her body. Vanessa rubs Penelope through her panties and has her legs spread. Vanessa's mouth is all over pussy and she laps Penelope lovingly. There is a nice close up and Vanessa grips hips eating excitedly.

Vanessa rolls on her back and Penelope grinds on top of her thigh. Here Penelope finally gets a hint of the truth of Valentino and asks if there's anything to talk about. Vanessa admits she's a girl and is still transitioning. Vanessa asks if that's a problem - Penelope says no but she wants to see. She pulls Vanessa's panties down and discards the cock. Next she falls forward to suck on Vanessa's chest and rubs her between the legs.

The panties come off and Vanessa's legs are put up where Penelope starts to lick her pussy. Vanessa holds Penelope's hair for her as she is eaten - again the camera gets a pretty good look at the lapping and Vanessa moans coming.

Vanessa accepts a kiss and promises a surprise. She tells Penelope to check the nearby table where she finds a strap-on. Vanessa equips herself and makes Penelope ask for what she wants. Vanessa slaps Penelope's pussy with the member and its visibly wet when Vanessa slides home. We see a close up of the penetration and Vanessa makes Penelope say I love you father she fucks her. Vanessa grabs ankle and pounds her partner. I think Vanessa is getting more comfy donning the strap from these scenes as this was the hardest I think I've seen her go. Penelope sucks the toy a little as its pulled out. Vanessa leans back and lets Penelope work.

The harness comes off and there is a quick cut to Vanessa on top or Penelope in a 69 being , although Vanessa doesn't lower herself to return the attention and instead just grinds against Penelope's mouth till she comes. After the dismount they kiss and Vanessa swears Penelope to secrecy as the scene ends.

This was a pretty hot opener. As I mentioned i think each of these Valentino scenes may get better and better as Vanessa finds her rhythm as a strap on top. I only really have the Messed Up catalog as reference though.

I will say I would have liked longer instances of pussy eating kissing but was here was still good. I like the way Vanessa's character seems to be evolving into a more deviant sort - in these past two episodes she's thrown away her innocence in favor of embracing her power and status to get pussy and I'll always be a fan of that!

Penelope also has drawn some awesome partners in her early Girlfriends tenure ; but that's not to belittle her impressive work either - because she's shown not to be shy about getting in there for her licks. For me that makes the prospect of her going forward in the series all the more exiting. Being a dirty minded sort I would love to see hey and Mercedes get it on ; or having her get found out by Chanel and then grudge fucked would also be an ideal scenario. Although I am starting to wonder if Chanel hasn't fully corrupted Vanessa now too and maybe they are setting things up so they can both get as much sex as possible.

Obviously I'm still dying for Vanessa and Chanel - but I also now want her to get a run at Romi who has brought crazy energy to her scenes thus far. I'll have more on these thoughts and Valentino's character development later on in the review.

94/100

Part Two - Mercedes Carrera & Romi Rain

Scene two finds Mercedes masturbating when Romi comes in her bedroom at night looking for reading glasses. Romi senses something is up and she reaches under the bedsheets to find a hitachi still warm and wet from use. Romi scolds Mercedes and says she thought she was a nice celibate girl. She first takes the toy away and threatens to go to Chanel with news of the sin. Mercedes begs her to reconsider and Romi changes her tune. Suddenly she realizes her unfairness - Mercedes is having to adjust to being divorced by Chanel and usurped by Valentino. Mercedes is left to watch it all before her and say nothing. Romi reasons at least that these mechanical things are unnatural.

She decides in the moment to help Mercedes with her desire and advances on her kissing her and throwing her robe aside. They giggle and kiss as Romi undressed Mercedes. She says show me your fruits as she pulls mercedes' bra down to suck at her tits. Romi's breasts are also bared and get similar attention. Mercedes' bra and panties come all the way off in short order and they agree this can't be wrong - it was meant to be.

Mercedes lays back and we get a fantastic up close look at her pussy. It's already wet as Romi starts scoring lapping licks. Romi picks up speed and spreads the pink rubbing it openhanded between bouts of licking. She rubs her face in.

Mercedes wants some now and gets Romi bent over on all fours where she licks both pussy and ass prior to putting Romi on her back and going down to suck sex. Again we get nice close camera shots and Mercedes rubs rapidly at Romi before clamping down on clit.

There is a quick cut and Romi is turned around tribbing Mercedes hard. This is an uncommon position and allows Romi to lean back in Mercedes lap for a kiss before she falls forward and picks up her humping again. Romi's ass shakes as she goes. After the dismount she face plants in Mercedes pussy again and laps her with animal aggression. She inserts a finger and then gives another full speed tongue lashing. Romi works in two fingers and tickles Mercedes with her knuckles.

Romi then puts Mercedes legs up and squat tribs her , going for hard thrusting humps. Mercedes takes over pushing her partner on her back and mounts her for some hard grinding that gets pretty bouncy but is short lived. Mercedes dismounts and laps vagina with deliberate heavy strokes and then kisses lower lips.

They kiss forcefully with dancing tongues and Mercedes gets on all fours bent over for Romi. Romi spits down the crack of Mercedes' ass and she shakes Mercedes butt admiring it before sliding under her to eat ass driving the ass back into her face. Mercedes is eating pussy here too and we see her thrusting her tongue inside.

Romi mounts Mercedes' face on request and leans back as she eats. There is a disoriented camera angle here ; it may have been tough to keep up with the movement. More hard licking follows though. Romi dismounts to kiss Mercedes and then straddles her thigh for song more hard humping. Mercedes hands are all over Romi's butt and they kiss with lots more tongue. Romi says they are all sinners and Mercedes says they can always repent tomorrow. They cuddle kissing to the fade out.

This was only about half an hour in length but managed to be hot and heavy from the first breath. I've only really seen one speed from Romi thus far at GFF ; and it's full throttle romp. This is fine by me as a fan because I like that kind of frenzied style - though I would welcome a chance to see her doing a slower seduction. I am in love with her unabashed pussy lapping and kissing too. You never doubt her resolve and taste for pussy when you see Romi go because it looks like she consciously tries to maximize the surface area of her tongue that makes contact with her partner and she clearly wants to drive her partners to orgasm early and often.

Mercedes has shown range and ability to really do anything. In Messed Up she has put in some of the best sensual performances she's ever done in my opinion - so this change of pace was welcome too for variety.

I would have liked more tribbing here but given the speed and intensity it's understandable that it wasn't held longer.

So far Mercedes character has been the loving foil to Chanel's crazy in the series. They kicked off the whole saga in scene one of episode one - when they were still a couple in storyline. I am hoping for a rematch before the series wraps because it would be really interesting to see the dynamics shift.

Romi is obviously cast as a manipulator and I know she has designs on the flock and leadership . I want her to clash with Chanel and Vanessa at some point too. Although I haven't decided whether I want Romi to make the move on Vanessa , or perhaps for Valentino to play top on her.

94/100

Scene Three - Chanel Preston & Lauren Phillips

Scene three picks up with Lauren and a Chanel talking about the doctor adjusting to her new living situation when Chanel mentions that with everything going on she's been really tense. This leads Chanel to ask for a massage to her neck and shoulders. Chanel offers to demonstrate proper technique on Lauren first as a way to get her robe off. Chanel talks about all the places where tension builds up and slowly moves her attention to Lauren's chest. Lauren starts laughing a little as Chanel begins to plant soft kisses to her neck - pulling her bra down gradually.

Lauren turns into a first kiss from Chanel who massages her tits before licking and sucking them. Chanel says opens her own robe and Lauren compliments her lingerie underneath. Her bra comes off and Lauren notices Chanel's hardening nipples she then flicks teasingly with her tongue and thumb. Lauren licks Chanel's neck some and allows Chanel to lay her down on her back.

Chanel lays atop Lauren for some light grinding licking her way down and peeling off Lauren's shorts to rub her through black panties. Chanel makes Lauren say she wants it before removing her panties and tasting pussy. The camera zooms in on fast tongue flicks from Chanel here and we hear some sexy whimpering from Lauren as Chanel starts to suck vagina and then rub it hard openhanded. They kiss more and Lauren asks to taste Chanel.

There is a quick cut and Chanel is on all fours bent over where Lauren rubs her underhanded and tickles her ass with some rimming. Lauren really digs in with her rubbing work so she's pinching pussy lips and then penetrates with fingers. Chanel teases up and comes hard sampling her own juices from Lauren's fingers.

Next they face each other while Chanel reaches down to rub Lauren's sex hard, holding eye contact as she makes her partner squeal. Chanel then straddles thigh and grinds against Lauren , still staring her down. Chanel comes forward to suck on Lauren's boobs a bit more and then sits back where she can use her outstretched foot to rub against Lauren's pussy. Chanel sucks Lauren's toes as she does this and then offers her wet toes to Lauren to be licked after. Chanel fingers herself with two digits as her foot is licked and cones again.

Lauren goes down to lick Chanel's pussy with excited laps still buzzing from orgasm. The camera focused on Lauren's ass here for a bit before giving a better side view where we see good tongue contact. Lauren stimulates clit with more rubbing and Chanel comes once more.

The girls now move into a scissor trib which offers a good angle for the bumping muffs. Chanel grabs Lauren's leg for support - she transitions out of this by diving in for more pussy, really getting her mouth on it and having nice leverage and plenty of space with Lauren's legs up spread. Chanel is turned on and immediately tops Lauren for some more trib grinding. I liked watching Lauren's face here as she looked up at Chanel. Chanel pushes out another orgasm before collapsing forward to kiss Lauren's breasts and lips. Chanel says something about the massage and Lauren says she'll definitely take those pointers as the scene draws to a close.

This was about 34 - 35 minutes long making it the lengthiest scene on the DVD. This is I add a rarity that we don't get any encounter of 40 minutes or longer.

That said I did enjoy this plenty though I feel that so far it's difficult to pick a standout scene on the disc.

I always love predatory Chanel - there are few stars that can match her raw kind of sexuality. It isn't always full speed like we saw with Romi in the previous scene - but it's always got a turned up intensity that feels very direct. Her simmering eye contact is one of the things I think that makes this evident. Also, it never hurts that Chanel isn't shy about really getting a mouthful of pussy.

So far I've only seen Lauren a few times now and this is up there with pairing with Katie Morgan as a contender for her best GFF work. I thought her giggles were really cute and her handiwork with rubbing / fingering Chanel early on was very effective. I also liked that she showed a willingness to go for Chanel's butt, even briefly.

If I could get more out of this it would be longer sustained kissing and breast appreciation. Still, a solid effort from both ladies.

94/100

Part Four - Vanessa Veracruz & Missy Martinez

The fourth and final scene starts with Vanessa explaining that she'll be busy tonight with Dr. Missy Martinez. Missy was introduced to the series in the previous episode as a therapist helping Vanessa transition - but did not appear in a sex role. Vanessa says she needs to talk and she finds Missy is good for that.

Later when the two return from a dinner date , Vanessa confides that she is frustrated right now.. She's not loving all the staring from strangers. Missy says that the guy who oogled her at the restaurant was probably just upset because Vanessa's packed equipment was bigger than his. She says this while reassuring Vanessa that's she's beautiful. This starts the Vanessa getting handsy , caressing Missy's legs and kissing her neck.

Missy says she likes the new confidence and Vanessa says she can't wait for her voice to deepen and her muscles to get bigger. Vanessa loses her suit jacket and and she kisses Missy's neck and cleavage. Missy remarks upon Vanessa's sex drive and lays on her back to accept more kisses.

Vanessa grinds against Missy as they make out so she can feel the cock in her pants rub against pussy. Vanessa humps harder and puts Missy's legs up thrusting against her. Vanessa makes Missy beg for the cock in her pants and stroke it and mouth it through her pants.

Vanessa then pulls Missy's red panties off and hikes up her dress to dive into pussy. Vanessa sucks it good lapping and demanding Missy say her name. Vanessa really rubs her face in here. Missy puts her legs up and Vanessa penetrates with a finger whilst Missy rubs at Vanessa's package and talks about draining her.

Vanessa lays back and Missy kisses her belly before getting her pants off to suck the toy still held in place by Vanessa's panties. I've said before that toy sucking doesn't really do a lot for me personally ; although Missy's energy was much higher for this kind of play then I've seen in GFF.

Next Missy straddles Vanessa lowering herself onto the cock so that we see the penetration. Vanessa sucks at Missy's big tits hugging her close till Missy wants to lean back and ride. When she dismounts Missy goes to put the member back in her mouth and says she can taste herself.

Vanessa takes her cock off and stripe the rest of the way. Missy kisses at her newly exposed boobs before going down to lick her. I liked the way Missy seemed to breathe in the scent of pussy before eating it. We see a zoomed in shot or Missy's tongue flicking Vanessa's clit. She then sucks the sex rubbing her face in it calling Vanessa perfect.

Vanessa then mounts Missy's face in a 69 position, though Missy is going so hard Vanessa can to little but enjoy her being eaten. There are some nice shots here of Vanessa's tight butt being gripped and her vagina licked.

Vanessa then sets up a lay down scissors grind that looks pretty good. Vanessa assumes a more dominant position and pounds Missy hard till they share another climax. They kiss more with Vanessa on top as she asks Missy if she was man enough for her. In response Missy whispers Valentino a few times as they drift into a cuddly sleep and the credits roll.

This was a pretty fiery closer. As many toy centric scenes seem to be , this was shorter than I may have liked again clocking in around half an hour.

Although I will say this is a new high point for Girlfriends packed panties fucking scenes. That is albeit a limited sample size to draw from in GFF history - but its notable nonetheless because it has become a featured part of this plot.

Again I like to see the character development in this as Vanessa both struggles with her change and embraces a more assertive attitude.

It also helps that even in this shift Vanessa never slacks off when she eats pussy - although the cunnilingus could stand to be longer of course.

Missy Martinez really should be shot a lot more in g/g although it might be her personal preference as to why we don't get more of her in lesbian films. Whatever the case I thought she was a good choice for a Valentino scene from Vanessa. She's one of the funniest people I follow on twitter and it seemed like she had fun with this off the wall plot. Although she did mention balls - and I thought per Chanel's orders there were to be no balls involved ? Ha , yes it's an odd stipulation but an observation in the interest of plot continuity. This might have just been ad-libbed conversation though being that it was mid scene.

In future episodes I would like to see Missy and Lauren hook up in some sort of doctorly consult scenario that would hopefully focus on lots of breast appreciation between the two.

Finally I'll say that this had some of the most consistent kissing of the movie and some good looking tribbing too. It just edged out the rest as my favorite scene.

95/100

Total Grade Average = 94% or A.

Final Thoughts & Suggestions : Another solid installment of Messed Up if notably shorter than many of the other episodes. I'm still dying to see the culmination of this story but the adding of more characters makes me wonder what will happen. I remain very thankful that the core of Vanessa , Chanel & Mercedes are so often available to make this series what it is - but also find myself very intrigued by the prospect of a villainous Romi creating a split in the family.

Extras : The customary handful of trailers