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Lesbian Nation Review

Diabolic

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Reviewed by Aaryanna  on  1/6/2011
Great Cast – What a Waste! Girl-Girl for Left Brainers!


Girl-girl is one of my favorite genres – because few things in porn are as beautiful or as emotional – as two luscious babes making love together.

But the unbelievable emotionality of girl-girl is something you can’t just see – it’s something you have to perceive. Either you feel it – or you don’t. But that’s just my own explanation.

As an example, I think two girls kissing is immensely moving. But, then again, I think swallowing cum is too. It is, isn’t it?

For those who can’t feel it – there’s always toys – which are very visual and aural. They go in and out like a cock; and they vibrate and buzz to get the girl off; which are both easy to perceive and understand.

The five scenes in ‘Lesbian Nation’ each start out strong. The girls are gorgeous, the kissing is wet, as is the up-front pussy eating. But just as their ardor begins to soar – out come the toys and the only interaction the babes have from there – is purely mechanical (pun intended). And their passion is left on hold.

There should be a test in porn – to determine if viewers are right-brained (think emotionally) or left-brained (think logically). And, contrary to popular belief – this isn’t something that runs true-to-form along sexual lines. Not all women are emotional – just as not all men are logical (or unemotional).

To me, ‘Lesbian Nation’ is girl-girl for left-brainers – which, in itself – is a huge oxymoron.


Here’s a sampling of the highly visual girl-girl action that left-brainers I’m sure will enjoy:


Alyssa Reece & Georgia Jones

Alyssa and Georgia meet on the staircase of this really cool house. Alyssa is wearing the sexiest gold stiletto-heeled sandals I’ve ever seen, along with a tasty leopard skin bikini. Both go great with her gorgeous tan.

Georgia saunters in looking shy at first. She’s clad in this alluring black bikini with the prettiest mini-skirtlettes on the side. Her complexion is much more fair. But the girls look stupendous when their faces hook up.

Their hands play gently over each other’s skin before their lips finally kiss. Georgia is less tanned than Alyssa so there’s a nice contrast in skin tones. But both babes have gorgeous black hair that falls down their back or across their breasts. Soon their passionate kissing has no trouble getting my juices flowing.

Georgia kneels to kiss down Alyssa’s sensuous belly and to lick along the upper edge of Alyssa’s sexy bikini. Georgia slaps her ass to add some color to her cheeks.

Alyssa is the first to undo Georgia’s top and uncover her breasts. Georgia has the tiniest areolas and Alyssa looks great lapping up against them. Alyssa is also soon topless and Georgia nuzzles much more hungrily.

The girls rub and lick centers, right before their panties are gently pulled aside. Alyssa’s labia are lighter and pinker than the rest of her, and Georgia loves sucking on her clit. I would. Georgia jams two fingers inside as her tongue works around and between Alyssa’s palisade of skin. Alyssa looks like she’s going to cry from the pleasure.

Alyssa keeps trying to clamp down on Georgia’s face with her thighs, which causes Georgia to have to keep pushing her knees apart. When it’s Georgia’s turn for pleasure, Alyssa attacks her from behind. Alyssa licks her like a lollipop and fucks her pussy with her nose. She does it so severely that the idea that she’s a ‘pink noser’ quickly comes to mind.

Georgia gasps like she has trouble breathing. But both gals regain their composure when they reconnect for some additional kissing.

Georgia then begins to dilate Alyssa’s pussy with a pink rabbit vibrator. Strangely, Georgia doesn’t turn the appliance on despite the multiple actions available on the battery powered toy.

Alyssa then uses a black undulating anal wand – on Georgia’s pussy. The girls sit side-by-side and apply the vibrators to their clits. Then they kiss one last time before the camera cuts away.


Jessica Bangkok & Asa Akira

The camera finds Asa Akira lounging and undressing outside by a pool with it’s own built in waterfall. We all have one of those, right? Asa has a petite frame but a gorgeous set of tits – which are made even more scrumptious by the un-tanned triangles which draw attention to them even more. She has another un-tanned triangle down by her clean shaven pussy. And she appears to gain three inches in height due to her beautiful legs once she’s totally naked, which is a very nice illusion. I don’t normally watch a lot of Asian chicks in porn, but Asa’s loveliness tells me that I may have a lot of catching up to do.

Asa’s tan lines also made her pussy region so inviting that I couldn’t wait for Jessica Bangkok to show up to spread Asa’s legs and quickly eat her.

Jessica, though, is acting like a voyeur from across the way. Jessica’s hand slips down to play with herself as she watches Asa undress and do the same. I would. As the camera looks over Jessica’s shoulder, it’s then that we discover that Jessica has literally a bushel of beautiful black hair flowing out of her head – and these humongous set of boobs straining against the fabric of her top. She also wears a too-small bikini bottom which causes the cleavage of her ass cheeks to peek out over the center. Boy, does this girl need a fashion consultant.

Jessica bears her breasts to make her entrance, but Asa doesn’t seem to notice since she’s too preoccupied playing with herself. The girls are obviously friends since Asa doesn’t break stride and just welcomes her with a smile and a kiss which slowly gets more passionate.

I can’t remember the last time I saw two gorgeous Asian babes smooching, but I’m sure that it wasn’t this good.

The girls retire indoors and Asa is the first to eat. Jessica has this cute arrow-shaped bush – pointing downwards, of course – right to where Asa’s wet tongue is licking. Asa has one of the meatiest tongues I’ve ever seen – which is easily bigger than some of the cocks I’ve known. And she really goes to town on Jessica’s twat – as Jessica squeals with delight. After she climaxes, Jessica wants to kiss Asa’s lips – and taste herself upon Asa’s talented appendage.

For her part, Asa appeared to be having so much fun licking Jessica’s snatch – that it quickly reminded me how much I enjoy eating pussy myself. Ladies, if you haven’t yet tried it – few things in life will make you feel more wanted.

The girls hump pussies together before Jessica services Asa hungrily from behind. Jessica fucks her with two fingers and licks her asshole. But Asa can’t wait to bring out the toys, so the emotionality of their interlude takes a huge turn southward. The unique beauty of these two Asian bitches making love was seemingly lost – as if the sharply pointed dildo had punctured a huge hole in their emotional balloon – and all of their passion was quickly leaking out.

Jessica sucks on the toy as though it were a cock. She then uses it to fuck her friend while licking upon her clit. But even though Asa’s pussy appeared to be getting wetter, my own love box was soon starting to dry up.

Asa jams the tool into Jessica’s cunt while licking furiously upon her asshole. But she never sticks the toy in back there, so what’s the point? But the girls do kiss deliciously one last time, and suck and slap each other’s tits – before it’s time to move on to the video’s next scene.


Brooke Haven & Angelina Ash

Angelina Ash, a thin-faced blonde, massages herself orgasmically on top of a leather ottoman while waiting for Brooke to arrive. Both girls have gorgeous knockers, and Brooke quickly buries her hand beneath Angelina’s panties agitate her clit while kissing her warmly on the lips.

Brooke makes Angelina taste herself upon her fingers which seems to act like an aphrodisiac for Angelina’s desires. Brooke gets naked quickly and the girls look absolutely ravishing as they lay one on top of the other.

Brooke scoots down to the edge of the hassock so Angelina can lovingly eat her. Brooke has the prettiest ink pussy, and Angelina must agree just based upon the amount of saliva she spits all over it. Angelina wears this huge diamond ring on her middle finger, and I was worried that she was going to give Brooke a Caesarian when she finger fucked her with the digit.

For her turn, Angelina gets on all fours to show us her beautiful ass and the lovely pussy ensconced in between. Brooke has the longest finger nails I’ve seen in a while, but she somehow manages to not puncture Angelina’s innards when she screws her twat from behind. Angelina achieves a series of bucking bronco-like orgasms as Brooke switches from screwing Angelina with her fingers to fucking her with her tongue.

Now that both girls’ orgasms are out of the way, out come the toys. The first one is actually kind of cute; a pale purple dildo that looks like an elongated bishop from an oversized chess set. Angelina takes it in her twat. Angelina then produces another model, this one in a vivid blue. She screws Brooke briefly from the rear, but the girls then scissor their legs and apply a toy each to the other babe’s twat.

The action ends somewhat abruptly; the girls kiss; and Brooke admonishes Angelina, “such a dirty girl,” as the camera moves away.


Mia Presley & Charlie Laine

In one of the prettier pairings, Charlie Laine and Mia Presley have a sensuous rendezvous in the middle of this house that looks like a modern museum. Mia is a glossy-lipped brunette with beautiful, dark eyes; and Charlie has a wondrously pretty face with golden brown tresses that dangle over her forehead. Mia looks older maybe because she looks so glamorous. Charlie appears younger because she looks more innocent. What I wouldn’t give to take either one to bed with me.

The girls kiss ever so lightly so as not to smear Mia’s glossy lips. Their hands roam freely. The both know clearly what they want. Their cute nighties show off their cute butts which shine like beacons for their desire. They gaze passionately into each other’s eyes before kissing; and then rub each other’s centers through their panties before undressing.

Charlie has a beautiful neck and nipples all of which Mia loves to lick. Mia can’t seem to take her attention away from Charlie’s tits. But Charlie’s gaze keeps fluttering back to Mia’s pretty face to see if her own seduction is working. The smacking of the girls’ numerous kisses echo throughout the house.

The girls uncover breasts and spend a lot of time playing there before moving on. Mia has a cute stripe of pubic hair just above her slit. Without it, her pussy would look just like a little girl’s. Charlie rubs her thumb against Mia’s button while using her index finger to fuck her. Charlie’s knowledge of female anatomy obviously extends further than her young age would otherwise indicate.

Mia lays Charlie on the ground and begins to thumb fuck her – even before she completely removes Charlie’s leopard skin undies. How nasty. Charlie has a long pink hook over her clit, and Mia loves to agitate it with both her fingers and her tongue. Charlie spreads her legs wider the closer she gets to orgasms. Her labia start to relax and glisten as Mia brings her home. Mia kisses her lovingly afterwards as Charlie settles back down to earth.

Mia props herself against the wall with one knee up to give us a better view. In this position, Charlie really has to get her face close to the ground in order to reach up to Mia’s clit. She screws her with two fingers, palm up, while using the flat portion of her thumb in combination to elicit Mia’s moans of pleasure. The girls kiss one more time after she climaxes – and Mia produces a toy, so all of their interactions are literally at arm’s length from this disappointing point onward.

Mia does manage to climax a second time with the help of her own fingers. She then produces a slender pink g-spot model to go after Charlie’s internal love button. Mia looks more like Charlie’s nurse, rather than her lover, as Mia probes her with the toy, as Charlie moans as loud and plaintively as before.

When Mia levers the vibrator up-and-down, she looks as though she’s changing imaginary lug nuts somewhere inside of Charlie’s cunt. I’m sure that a lot of women may choose to use appliances to bring themselves to orgasm at the end. But to me, it just looks like so much laziness – especially when your partner’s fingers and tongue could do it so much more lovingly by comparison.

In the most selfish of finishes, the girl then use a toy each – on themselves – as though their own interplay up to this point was inadequate in its release. They somehow manage to climax simultaneously which made their ending seem even more implausible and contrived. Too bad.


Riley Evans & Taylor Vixen

In another great pairing, Taylor Vixen and Riley Evans appear together in the finale. Both babes are wearing really cute bikinis. And Taylor’s is, in fact, see-thru – with the top of her snatch clearly visible beneath the colorful gauzy fabric.

Taylor sits in a chair with her legs spread wide. Gee, how lady-like. Riley comes in and straddles her thigh. Riley has a gorgeous tan and Taylor is very fair, so the contrast in their skin tones only serves to again highlight the unbelievable smoothness of their skin.

It takes a little while for me to catch on, but Riley is pressing her body against Taylor – as though Taylor has paid for a beautiful and sensuous lap dance. Riley puts on a really great show – and she hasn’t yet lost any of her clothes. How cool is that?

Ladies, if you haven’t yet gone to a strip club – and paid for a lap dance – you’re missing out on one of life’s truly great pleasures. My girlfriend’s bought me one on my birthday – and it was so utterly unbelievable – I thought I was going to pass out. My BFF’s, of course, finished me off later – when one of them sat on my face and other one ate me to conclusion. I still vividly remember the babe who danced for me. It was one of the best birthdays I’ve ever had.

Riley offers her naked boob to Taylor who reaches with her mouth to suck on it. Taylor then bares her own breasts and Riley returns the favor. Riley, however, is more concerned with the treasure beneath Taylor’s panties; and she kneels at her alter, pulls her undies aside, and jams her tongue within. Taylor is a vision of loveliness with her bare breasts and her legs spread wide. Whatever it is she’s paying Riley, it’s definitely money well spent.

Taylor pulls off Riley’s bikini as Riley displays herself on a nearby black leather sofa. Taylor touches her only with her tongue which she slides up-and-down in Riley’s narrow groove. Riley has a very hushed way of moaning as Taylor reaches up to play with her jiggly boobs. Riley, like the other girls, has a gorgeous all-over tan which highlights the tempting pink of her inner labia.

The toys come out extra early in this scene which makes me wonder what Taylor was doing wrong. Riley enjoys tasting herself upon the implement as she moans in time with Taylor’s physical thrusting.

The girls switch places and Riley uses a slender pink model on Taylor’s pretty snatch. Attention to Taylor’s clit alternates between Riley’s tongue and Taylor’s own slender fingers. Taylor’s orgasm is nearly invisible – and when Taylor recovers, the girls then overlap thighs to masturbate their own cunts. They orgasm and kiss each other one last time – as the credits begin to roll.


Four-fifths of ‘Lesbian Nation’ was excellent – the first four-fifths of every scene. Enjoy.



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