Lesbian Cooties Review

The film opens with Ivy Wolfe arriving home from college to be greeted by stepsister Scarlett Sage. Ivy goes in for the hug and Scarlett won't go for a full embrace.

Ivy is laying down when Scarlett tells her that she ordered them a pizza. Scarlett wants to know why Ivy's fiancé didn't come and Ivy breaks the news that they aren't together anymore saying the other girl has a lot of soul searching to do just now. Scarlett is immediately out at ease and calls it a relief. When Ivy wants her to elaborate Scarlett brings up how upset Ivy's mother was to learn that her daughter was not only gay , but engaged to a woman. This is a surprise to Ivy who says that they seemed to take it very well actually.

Ivy gets an awkward read on Scarlett now sensing it's her that has the problem with Ivy's sexuality. Ivy makes sure to say that she hasn't changed and she's always just been herself… Scarlett doesn't exactly press the issue but decides she's better off getting the question of their bedroom out of the way now that they are discussing it. Ivy doesn't see why that's a problem but Scarlett seems to think that sharing the room is too weird now. Ivy says she gets it - Scarlett thinks that she has lesbian cooties and that if they even touch it will infect her. Scarlett protests but Ivy teases her by reaching out to touch and tickle her. Scarlett stumbles to the ground and Ivy teases that she might just kiss her with her lesbian lips that have been all over vagina. Scarlett plays appalled but her eyes look more than a little wanting as she stares up at her stepsister. Ivy goes in for a tiny peck on the lips and Scarlett breathes in hard. Ivy stands up and says that Scarlett's ego is too much: she informs Scarlett that she's going to put her bag in their bedroom. We see Scarlett touch her lip and glance back at Ivy walking away.

Later that night Ivy is laying in bed with an eye mask on while Scarlett reads by lamplight. Scarlett asks if the light is bothering Ivy who says she was nearly asleep. Scarlett asks Ivy how she knew she was gay and Ivy says that she just fell in love. Scarlett asks if Ivy ever heard about their English teacher Ms. Pamello who she heard was lesbian, and if she thought she was hot. Ivy turns the tables and asks if Scarlett did and Scarlett again acts affronted.,

Then Scarlett wants to know if maybe Ivy's ex just brainwashed her. Scarlett gets up and comes closer to Ivy on her bed. Ivy explains that it's more about emotional needs being met and realizing it for what it is. She adds that she thinks love like that can happen for anyone.

Scarlett then asks Ivy to do her a favor. She wants Ivy to kiss her for real the way she did with her ex - just to know if she's a lesbian. Ivy isn't going to do it at first and Scarlett then asks if she's not attractive enough. Ivy of course says it's not that. Scarlett says that maybe she just needs to see her naked and starts undressing. Ivy stops her and lets her know that's offensive.

Scarlett stops and apogizes. She is sullen she says that just been dishonest. The truth is that when they kissed before she felt something. Ivy brings up the joke of cooties again but Scarlett explains that she's serious. She thinks she's lesbian and has been for a while. Scarlett admits to reading lesbian erotica and to fantasizing about Ivy long before she came out. Once more Scarlett asks for a real kiss. Ivy considers it for a moment and then slowly allows Scarlett to come closer and initiate the kiss herself.

I really like the way this is built up with Scarlett taking some of Ivy's hair in her fingers and then finally kissing her. The passion gradually increases and we see some good dueling tongues. The two sigh softly together picking up more heat with the makeout.

Scarlett surprises Ivy with a second confession - she and Ms. Pamello used to have a thing and then Scarlett offers to show what she's been taught. Ivy agrees and is pushed back on her bed. Scarlett pulls down Ivy's camisole and frees a nipples she flicks and sucks eagerly. The zoomed in view is really nice here. Scarlett pulls playfully with her teeth and leaves the boobs visibly wet from her mouth. Scarlett returns to kissing Ivy's lips before going lower.

This features steamy eye contact as Scarlett sets up between Ivy's legs and uncovers Ivy's sex. Scarlett starts with small kisses and soon hits clit more directly. She gets her mouth on muff and eats with abandon gripping hips and lapping hard. Scarlett spits on her fingers and slides them inside as she keeps eating. The finger , thumb and tongue combo really looks to do a number on Ivy. Ivy's back and her eyes roll and flutter as she cums. Scarlett feeds two wet fingers to Ivy who kisses her more then sits up and says my turn.

Ivy hugs Scarlett close and licks her ear teasingly nibbling on her neck. Ivy kisses Scarlett's collarbone and we even see a little sensual armpit sniffing and light licking before Scarlett lays on her back. Ivy gets her mouth on Scarlett's tits. She squeezes them together and plays with nipples prior to kissing Scarlett more.

Scarlett isn't going to stay passive and she reaches down to rub Ivy between her legs. Ivy is grabbed by the throat here and fingered at the same time as they kiss again. A moan is muffled by this but Ivy regains composure and kisses her way down between Scarlett's legs. Some great angles on the eye contact between the two before Ivy starts licking pussy. Soon after Scarlett's underwear come off and Ivy continues with upward lapping. I love the way Ivy really puts her face in there and starts sucking clit. Her nose rubs up against Scarlett's bush and Scarlett feeds her sex by thrusting her pelvis out. Scarlett's legs clinch some and she yells in pleasure. Ivy then adds her fingers to the mix penetrating with two digits. Ivy switches to fast rubbing and sucks a boob a bit more as Scarlett seems to climax.

More kissing before Scarlett takes control again and pushes Ivy back down on the bed topping her in a trib grind. This grind is shown with a good point of contact and Scarlett looks very aggressive as she sets it in. Once more she puts a light squeeze on Ivy's neck. Ivy body trembles as she has another orgasm. She is pleased that they came together and they share a laugh as Scarlett says that she thinks lesbian cooties are a real thing. The scene draws to a close as the couple catch their breath.

This scene was another instant classic for me. All three Ivy / Scarlett match ups have been so freaking good! There is only one I've yet to get to but I'm really thrilled with their seemingly effortless chemistry.

I think that this one might have featured my favorite kissing segments thus far between them and that's saying a lot. I can't get enough of how the payoff was built up to in this. It took about 9 and a half of the total 30 minute runtime to get to the kissing but it was so hot with the meaningful eye contact that I hardly noticed that much time had elapsed. I don't want to say that losing a third of the scene to lead in doesn't matter ( because quite honestly it still does ) but if you just add a little more to the sex , say 10 minutes this kind of scene would be an unquestioned A+ in my eyes.

As it is we still have a fantastic scene that was delivered with great passion and the sexy kind of urgency that pretty much always works. I love the little things too, the breast appreciation and nipple licking and sucking was wonderful. As I always say , size of breasts don't matter to me. All boobs are suckable and worthy of attention if you are into it. Both Scarlett and Ivy exemplified that by going at it with energy and enthusiasm. The tribbing was also very hot if somewhat short lived.

The biggest highlight for me was Ivy's late cunnilingus on Scarlett. It doesn't feature the best tongue on pussy contact camera angles but the hungry look to everything coupled with the eye contact between partners sells a strong chemistry as hard as anything can. It's just a vibe of horniness that I find irresistible.

If you are a taboo fan this is easily going to rank as a favorite storyline wise of the four match-ups AHL shot between Scarlett and Ivy and to be real these two are incredibly well cast for a stepsister duo . I also appreciate that they took what could be a silly campy idea of cooties and made the plot turn serious in an effective way.

I appreciated the way Ivy's out character tries to be frank and honest with Scarlett about her discovering that she could love a woman. That seems simple in concept but is actually less easy in execution. Scarlett meanwhile does a good job of showing that she's reacting subtly under the surface with pained confusion.

As a writer I don't really love the second surprise before the sex started for real. The revelation that Scarlett had previous expertise bestowed by an older lover kind've muddies earlier conversation that was played up for sincerity. But in the grand scheme if it's deemed necessary to explain the unbridled passion that came off this scene I can forgive the choice. I do think that you could still let Scarlett go hard in the scene without that little tidbit added in - but you would probably have to lead with Ivy in the drivers seat first and then let Scarlett go at her partner second.

In any case when the gripes are just about little questions like that you know that you have a high quality scene. Again, if this were just a hair longer it would be in the world class range. As is it is still a firm A grade from this reviewer. Once again a great effort from two g/g superstars.

95/100 or A .