Lesbian Adventures: Strap-On Specialists 7 Review

Reviewed by Aaryanna  on  4/15/2015

Not Quite as Good as the Real Thing. But Maybe It Could Be.

I don’t know what came over me. I suddenly had this urge to watch a strap-on video.

For me, I normally prefer my girl-girl movies to be toy free. I like my female characters to be bisexual rather than lesbian. And my favorite genre is gonzo – the less story, the better.

But I had sampled another Dana Vespoli film (written & directed) and loved it – which also featured Lola Foxx – with whom I fell in love with.

The cast of this episode also seemed to be quite attractive – and I looked forward to watching these gals – literally fuck each other silly.

This was probably the best strap-on video I’d ever seen. Unfortunately, I still came away somewhat disappointed.

The characters in the opening segments were a bit too stridently lesbian for my tastes. Granted, their lifestyles were being challenged and criticized by ladies motivated by religious fervor, which felt too much like an artificial set up to me.

These sexually repressed women, however, were more than a bit bi-curious. How convenient. So, despite their righteous misgivings – they couldn’t make love fast enough – with their previously immoral antagonists. (Give me a break.)

My favorite pairing featured Dani Daniels and Lola Foxx. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a babe wear a strap-on and look sexier than Dani. And if I had a dick – real or otherwise – Lola is definitely a chick I’d want to screw till both of our hearts content. The ladies also had a wonderful sixty-nine with Dani’s face pinned nicely between Lola’s beautiful ass cheeks. Wow.

Annika Albright was as lovely as always Sinn Sage had a pretty butt sticking out from amongst her straps. Dana Vespoli is rather cute with make-up (which I had never seen before), and Phoenix Marie has an unbelievable set of tits and a very shapely figure. Phoenix uses the strap-on, incidentally – to screw Dana in her ass -- which was really hot. Lastly, I’m a big fan of London Keyes and she did not disappoint. Her partner, Sara Luvv, also had just the right combination of innocence and curiosity. I liked their scene a lot.

Overall, I was also hoping that the fucking would be outstanding – but it was, unfortunately -- merely adequate. A strap-on just isn’t as physically responsive as the real thing. Duh. The babes doing the screwing, granted, were much more skillful than most. But the impaling, rather than jamming in-and-out -- was still somewhat sloppy (and disconnected) – due to the strap-ons rather less-than-positive fit.

On the plus side, the pussy eating – of the girls being initiated – was satisfyingly long and luscious, which made their resulting orgasms as physically and emotionally satisfying as you might expect.

There was, of course, no oral cumshot finish at the end – which is my favorite conclusion for screwing. The ladies, however – did kiss romantically – while in a passionate post-coital embrace, which was almost nearly as good. Hooray.

Is strap-on fucking – the best way to convince anti-lesbians – that they’re really missing out on making love to women? This movie might have you think so.

Personally, I think all women have the potential to be bisexual. (Not a lot of convincing is required.) So I’d rather see Ms. Vespoli write a script where cute bi-babes use strap ons – to fulfill their own repressed feelings – of penis envy (oh my!). But isn’t that what using a strap-on – is all about? Enjoy.