Les Perversions 3 Review

Reviewed by Andy M  on  4/13/2005

The Les Perversions series has really come into its own as time's gone by, and is now the leading lesbian gonzo series, a genre that was strikingly absent from the market until very recently. The series also has the great virtue of consistency - every film seems to hit the mark. Having said that, this installment isn't one of the best, though it does have it's moments - scenes 2 and 3 are the highlights. If only directors would pair the most attractive girls! - a scene with Haley and Naudia Nyce together would have been smoking.

SCENE 1: Ciera Sage (mid-20s blonde in black) and Crystal Ray (girl-next-door blonde in black fishnets)
We open proceedings with a couple of unremarkable blondes. Crystal has an innocent face but is quite a tease: she's looking hot in black fishnet tights. Ciera also looks good, a little older than Crystal, but unfortunately she wears a pair of black boots throughout the scene. The girls get to know each other's bodies, before Crystal becomes the first to get a taste of muff - she licks Ciera from behind, and looks great with her nose pressed into Ciera's asshole. After this it's Ciera turn to makes inroads into Crystal's pussy, with fingers, tongue, and a flexible red dildo. Nothing very exciting so far, but at last we find a glass ball dildo heading towards Ciera's welcoming ass. This ripples nicely underneath her skin before we move on to a DP with the red dildo and a silver one, and Crystal takes the opportunity to do some ATOGM. Of course, Crystal's ass also needs some attention, and Ciera's finger, then the silver dildo, make their way there. Crystal does ATM, and her ass winks as Ciera works the dildo in and out. The girls kiss, and Ciera moves on to the glass ball dildo: another ATM to finish, but no ATOGM for Ciera.

SCENE 2: Katin (beautiful brunette in black and pink) and Keika (cheeky brunette in pink and black)
What a great way to start a scene! Katin pulls aside Keika's pretty pink panties, sticks a finger into her rosebud, and tastes all the assy goodness - mmmm. Keiko in her turn moves on to Katin's perfect ass, licks it, fingers it deep, and adds two fingers to her pussy. Then Katin does a good job of licking and rubbing Keika's clit (unfortunately Keika has an ungainly pair of boots on throughout, but Katin's feet are delectable). The girls move to 69, and Keika pushes her tongue into Katin's ass, then fingers her ass and pussy together again. Next Keika uses a black dildo on Katin's pussy and then her ass: then a pair of big blue beads make their way towards Katin's rectum, helped further along by Keika's right index finger. These babies look real good coming back out again, and Keika finally opens her ATOGM account for the scene (after carefully removing a hair from one of the balls) while Katin's foot is raised provocatively in the background. The beads go in and out again, and look just as good as they did the first time; this time their final destination is Katin's mouth.

Now we swap, and Keika gets the black dildo in her pussy and ass. Keika's ass winks, and Katin is well aware of the importance of ATOGM as part of a balanced diet. The girls go pussy-to-pussy then ass-to-ass on a double dildo, which isn't very inspiring, though we do get some nice shots of Katin's feet. This ends with a double ATM. To end the scene, Keika drools a couple of times into Katin's mouth - very sexy.

SCENE 3: Mikayla (firm brunette in black) and Vickie J (good-looking blonde)
When the girls come together, Vickie lies on her front on a bed, and the first real focus of attention is Vickie's ass. This wonder of nature certainly merits close study, and Mikayla runs her hands over it, and spreads her cheeks for us. Then Vickie turns over, and Mikayla uses a flexible blue dildo on her pussy and tits. Vickie has a great body, marred only by oversized tits. Mikalyla is a fleshy Latina and lots hot: she wears a very sexy fishnet top. Back at the ranch, Vickie takes her turn at licking her friend's pussy, while Mikayla coquettishly fingers her own ass. The blue dildo makes its way into the elastic folds of Mikayla's cunt, and both Vickie and Mikayla keep the latter's ass primed with a finger here and there.

Pussies are all very well, but we all know that what women really like is having things put up their asses. Mikayla is the first to receive an anal deposit: three red geisha balls. There's an interlude for Vickie to bite Mikayla's nipples and give her a nice wet kiss, and then for the girls to do some more pussy munching, before Mikayla gets her chance to work on Vickie's ass with the blue dildo; Vickie does ATM. Then Mikayla receives the blue dildo anally, then back to Vickie's ass - she fucks herself with another blue dildo, on which Mikayla sportingly does the only ATOGM of the scene.

SCENE 4: Haley (sexy brunette in black) and Shy Love (ugly brunette in black and silver)
The two girls, who both have a Latin complexion, are in a bright red room. Shy has awful, awful fake tits and a face to forget, but a nice ass. It's there that Hayley's tongue starts its manoeuvring, before moving to Shy's pussy while Shy fingers her own ass. Then Shy licks Haley's cunt, before fingering her ass. Shy puts one end of a double-ended dildo in Haley's pussy, while Haley fingers her own ass; then the other end of the dildo goes into Haley's ass after a little bit of a struggle. Haley does ATM, but no ATOGM for Shy - I mean, come on, if you're going to look this bad you at least have to be nasty!

Now it's Haley's turn to lick and dildo Sky's pussy, before the girls fuck each other's pussies on the double dildo, which is all rather tedious. After some messing around with dildos and tits we're back at last to the pleasant environs of Haley's ass. This time it's a glass ball dildo riding up the dirt road; Haley does ATM. Then another glass dildo goes nice and deep, with more ATM. To finish, Shy uses a silver dildo on her own ass while Haley fondly imparts ATOGM.

SCENE 5: Audrey Hollander (freckly redhead) and Naudia Nyce (hot brunette in black bikini)
Out on the lawn, Audrey licks Naudia's tits and cunt, and fingers her a little. The gorgeous Naudia flips over and wiggles her ass invitingly. Audrey is seduced, and goes at her asshole with tongue and up to three fingers, which are lovingly given the ATOGM treatment. Audrey wants to crack on with some anal beads, but unfortunately the director makes us sit through a long pussy-dildoing first. Eventually Audrey gets the chance to make Naudia's ass swallow three beads, which she then lasciviously pulls out with her teeth. There's only two places they're going next, namely Audrey's mouth and Naudia's mouth. Naudia fits all three in her mouth. Audrey resumes her rimming, then more pussy licking, ass fingering and ATOGM; all the while, Naudia's pretty Latina feet stick up sensuously in the air. Next into Naudia's poop chute is a purple double-ended dildo; after some ATM, Audrey puts the other end in her own cunt, and then they go ass to ass. Naudia does ATM/PTOGM; Audrey, ATM/ATOGM. I can't say any of this does anything for me.

At last the girls swap roles, and Audrey takes an enormous red dildo up her pussy (yawn). Then Naudia fingers Audrey's ass, interspersed with what she romantically refers to as "taste tests". This is all too brief, before we're on to a mammoth clear butt plug that Audrey takes all the way. I'm not much of a fan of these circus tricks, but the girls do share a tender ATM/ATOGM afterwards, and Naudia drools into Audrey's mouth. Next Big Red goes into Audrey's ass (yawn) - some great ATOGM from Naudia though. She doesn't quite lick into Audrey's gape, but the skin around Audrey's asshole has noticeably been softened by the big dildos, and it's good to see Naudia's tongue run over it. Repeated ATP follows, and more ATOGM, before Audrey gets up and bounces anal cowgirl on the red dildo. ATOGM, ATM and a great kiss finish things up. This scene would be hot if Audrey was at all attractive. After the scene ends, there's some bonus footage of Audrey giving a blow-job to some random guy - my advice: don't bother sitting through it.