Legend Of the Magic Taco, The Review

Reviewed by The D-Man  on  9/10/2009

Welcome the Ed's House of a Thousand Tacos. The tacos served therein are so magical, that it puts diners into some sexy situations. With a cast sporting seven beautiful latina women in five scenes, such as Bridgette B., Angelina Stoli and Kristina Rose, how can you go wrong?

The Taco-Induced Sex:

Bridgette B. and Mick Blue drop in at Ed's House of a Thousand Tacos. Bridgette isn't too happy, as evinced by her angry tone in Spanish. (Still, it sounds so darn sexy). Ed comes out to take their orders, but soon thereafter, he lets Mick in on the secret of his special hot sauce. Well, after tasting some tacos with the special sauce, Bridgette and Mick get real frisky, starting with Mick tasting Bridgette's titties and playing with her pussy. That kind of treatment encourages Bridgette to lock her lips on Mick's cock. Bridgette sucks, licks and strokes Mick's private parts for a while. But the ravishing mamacita wants more, so she leans back to get her pussy licked and fingered, and as a reward for licking Bridgette's love button, Mick gets his cock ridden in reverse and sideways cowgirl. (I like how Bridgette's titties bounce and roll as she rides). The fuck-happy diners then go for the gusto with some hard-hitting doggie-style fucking, and after a few minutes, Bridgette is getting boffed on her back and side. Mick then finishes up by jerking his johnson until he comes on Bridgette's lower face.

The happy dining experience continues when Kristina Rose and Tommy Gunn arrive and sample the house special. The food is so good that it teleports to some office, replete with a band. Thanks to such mystical food, our couple is eager to get naked, and Kristina is soon on her knees sucking Tommy's cock, occasionally swallowing it down, licking Tommy's nuts and dishing out some rapid-fire cock stroking. Then its time for Tommy to get a taste of the wonderfully magic taco between Kristina's legs. The tonguing and finger-fucking get the steamy sexpot moaning yelling and ready for a randy round of missionary-style banging. The in and out action makes Kristina even louder, and afterward, Kristina picks up the pace by bouncing her pussy up and down on Tommy's dick. (Which seems to work wonders at getting Kristina hollering). Ms. Rose then bends over and gets fucked in doggie up until Tommy pulls out and fires off his ball-batter into Kristina's mouth.

Johnny Castle and Laurie Vargas are the next set of customers at Ed's place. It seems like Laurie is flirting just a tad bit with Ed, but once Laurie and Johnny try the enchanted food, they're whisked away to a living room. Yep, Ed is on hand to serenade the couple, and Laurie joins in with some dancing and singing. (A nice touch, if I may add). The festivities seem to put our lovebirds in the mood, so they make out, then Johnny is licking Laurie's boobs and rubbing her pussy. Laurie moves things along thanks to a blowjob, some of which is rendered hands-free. (Not bad at all). Laurie then gets on top for some cowgirl-style fucking. Afterward, Johnny launches his rocket into Laurie's back tunnel for a welcome bit of spoon-style anal poking. The fun continues with some reverse-cowgirl style butt-fucking, but ultimately ends with Laurie getting a closed mouth facial.

As it so happens, Ed's food is also good at inducing some girl on girl action. When Pepper Fox and Angelina Stoli (a.k.a. Victoria Sweet) stop in and try tacos, their outer clothing mysteriously vanish. Following the requisite singing from Ed, the ladies are ready for some "exploration". Angelina starts off by licking and fingering Pepper's hot little box on top of the counter. Ms. Stoli then positions herself on a stool so Pepper can chow down on her carpet. The labe-licking ends with Pepper getting on all fours and letting Angelina probe her pussy with a vibrator. Not surprisingly, Pepper returns the favor, and soon enough, we have both girls doing each other simultaneously with some sex toys.

For the finale, Ed serves up the magical munchies to Marco Banderas and his sexy amigas, Estrella Flores and Layla Rivera, and blamo, they're transported to a couch in some-body's living room. Marco kisses Estrella, and then Layla (while Estrella munches on Layla's snatch), then both ladies go after Marco's weiner. Each lady gets some alone time time with Marco's cock, but they also double-team his schlong. (Ah yes, Marco is living the dream). Estrella is the first senorita to climb aboard Marco's meat-missile, and she gets steadily fucked in cowgirl while Layla lends a helping hand and mouth. Marco also gets to pound Layla's lovely pussy in doggie for several minutes while Ms. Rivera licks Estrella's pussy. Marco eventually returns to Estrella's nookie for some missionary-style banging. Not to be outdone, though, Layla does some reverse-cowgirl squat-thrusts on Marco's third-leg. Both ladies then give Marco a double-blowjob, (with Estrella doing a little bit of deep-throating) and Layla resumes her cock-riding until Marco pulls out and comes on the ladies' mouths.

The DVD:

All around, the video and audio quality worked out well, even though I couldn't always discern what Ed was singing. (Yet it's really not an issue here). The extras are well appreciated too, such as the Behind the Scenes segment, the numerous Trailers (Operation Desert Stormy and Psycho Cheerleaders 3 was particularly cool) and some miscellenous company-related information. There's also a Bonus Scene (Felony and Marco Banderas, from Anal Ballerinas).

Summary:

Kudos to Wicked Pictures for making this DVD. The comedic element provided by the Ed character sort of gives this DVD a Jim Holliday type feel. Of course, having so many beautiful women in the video didn't hurt either. Bridgette B. and Kristina are among my favorite actresses, and they hit the mark here. Seeing Layla Rivera was also a good thing, and I must say, Angelina Stoli is smoking hot. I could go on about each scene, but hey, if you enjoy a bit of amusement with your porn, then The Legend Of The Magic Taco deserves some time in your DVD player.