Lady Ass Lickers 12 Review

Reviewed by astroknight  on  11/4/2004

The Little Details

Running Time: 61 min.

Production Date: 2003

Director: None credited

Cast: Lena Savannah Rose, Jessica James, Lena Ramon, Veronica Snow, Gen Padova, and Mia Domore

The Short Story

Initial Expectations: Mother Productions / Fetish Films have had some okay movies on horribly executed DVDs. I’d like to have some decent expectations, but just can’t get too excited even though this title does interest me.

Initial Reaction: It has its faults, but the chemistry in most of the scenes is good enough that it worked fairly well for me.

Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting one-on-one all girl action with an extremely heavy emphasis on rimming

Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a bit of variety to the scenes

The Technical Stuff

Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects leave a bit to be desired. The audio is pretty good. It has a pretty good balance and I didn’t notice any background noises. The video is a bit more problematic. It’s nicely lit and doesn’t have much grain, but there’s a lot of soft focus blurs which really interfere with the overall presentation.

Music: None

Disc Complaints: The disc is extremely minimal in any technical ability. Although there are menus, they’re barely even advanced enough to call menus. There’s also no time stamp, which makes the DVD as a whole feel even shoddier.

Menus: Once again, Mother Productions shows what a bad first impression is. The main menu is just a screen letting you know what movie you’ve popped in without any graphics whatsoever. After you click to watch the movie you’re given a second screen which lets you choose between One, Two, Three, and Four, (where Four is just trailers). This was a horrible way to start the movie and starts the entire DVD a few steps down for me.

The Feature

The Lady Ass Lickers series focuses on just that. Each scene has a very brief lead-in, so brief that you could probably write the script out on an Etch-a-Sketch to relive some of your lost youth. From then on, it’s one-on-one all girl action with a heavy emphasis on rimming.

Scene 1 - Savannah Rose and Jessica James

When Savannah’s boyfriend pisses her off, she decides to stay back on the couch with Jessica instead of going out. Savannah has a nicely realistic body combined with multicolored hair, several tattoos, and a couple piercings while Jessica is a cute brunette with nice little titties, a few tattoos, and a pierced tongue and navel. The girls kiss each other and suck each other’s tits before Jessica lets Savannah drop down to tongue her twat. Jessica repays her with some serious rimming before getting on all fours herself so Savannah can tongue her pucker. Savannah drops down to lick Jessica’s pussy a little and nicely mixes things up as she lets her pierced tongue work its way around Jessica’s ass. They move on with a little sixty-nine action, and mix in a little pussy licking with their ass eating. Finally the girls move back up to the couch and finish things with a little kissing.

This is an okay scene. The girls look like they enjoy themselves, but the scene moved so slowly that I almost feel asleep. In nearly fifteen minutes, the girls barely got to the sixty-nine. There’s some decent camera angles and all that, but the scene just goes on so long without anything changing that I had a hard time staying awake and couldn’t resist the Siren’s song of the remote control.

Scene 2 - Lena Ramon and Veronica Snow

Cute brunette Veronica starts out the second scene with a little channel surfing. She’s joined by plain, but somehow extremely hot, Lena, who has a better idea of something to do when they can’t find anything on TV. They spread out a quilt on the floor, and when Lena crawls across it Veronica can’t resist hiking it up to check out Lena’s ass. She has Lena strip down, gives her ass a few spanks, and then goes right to work running her tongue around Lena’s shithole and rubbing her goodies. They step things up a notch with Veronica fucking Lena’s ass with a toy while Lena holds a vibrating egg on her pussy. After Lena gets her fill, the ladies trade places so that Lena can work on Veronica’s ass. Lena gives Veronica the same treatment she just received before the girls retire to their chairs to try to find something on TV again.

Although this scene has many of the limitations of the previous scene, namely appearing very limited, it works much better. The main reason for this is the chemistry between the girls. It’s obvious that Lena and Veronica aren’t even close to being strangers, and they both look like they have a lot of fun throughout the entire scene. There’s some fun banter and teasing between the ladies, and it helps the scene go much further than the physical aspect could even think of going. It makes it an enjoyable scene that’s easy to watch despite feeling very limited.

Scene 3 - Gen Padova and Mia Domore

Mia starts things out showing Gen some of the toys she has laying around. When Gen tries moving away Mia has her bend over so she can tongue her asshole and even slides a lubed finger up past her poop pincher. Mia moves on to fuck Gen with a rotating vibe, which really gets Gen off. When Mia finds out Gen came she pulls the toy out to give her ass a break, and then spanks and tongues it. Next, Mia takes her turn. She lets Gen work her ass and pussy over with her tongue and fingers, and even gives her a little toy action. Finally, Gen gives Mia’s ass one last tonguing before they finish things with a kiss.

This is another pretty good scene and helps the movie to end on a fairly high note. It goes back and forth a little more than the other scenes, which makes it a much more watchable scene than the others. It also has the same great chemistry as the previous scene, which makes it very enjoyable to watch. Mia was one of the reasons I picked this one up, and she definitely didn’t disappoint me here. There’s some realistic energy, a fun spirit, and a nice pace, all of which helps this scene to become the best in the movie.

Lady Ass Lickers 12 is an okay movie. It’s simple and keeps a very close focus on the subject matter, but for fetish related movies that isn’t completely unusual. As usual with Mother Productions / Fetish Films, the movie has a feel that’s halfway between amateur and professional porn. To me, that sums up the entire problem with the movie. I don’t know if it doesn’t quite know what it wants to be or if it’s aiming for a much higher level than it can possibly achieve. The girls, most of whom are familiar to me from other movies, are attractive and realistic looking, but the camera work often seems a bit inept. There’s a lot of soft focus blurs and I’m really surprised there isn’t a lot of background noises. The editing is also very rough, as you can see the girls looking at the camera trying not to laugh and odd and rough cuts. All that aside, I did enjoy most of the movie. The first scene dragged, but the last two kept me fairly happy. They weren’t anything overly amazing, but they showed some great chemistry and a fun spirit that I think is lacking in a lot of professionally done porn. Lady Ass Lickers 12 definitely has its faults, but it also has some decent things going for it as well.

The Extra Stuff

There’s a few trailers after the feature finishes.

The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff

Themes: All girl, rimming (female > female), spanking, toys, and anal

Raincoat Factor: Very high if you’re into rimming, very low if you’re not

Condom Usage: None needed

The Bottom Line:

Currently, many of Mother Productions’ DVDs can be found online for between about $20 and $25, with very few stores offering them. Rent this one first. At the cost of most of the DVDs from Mother Productions / Fetish Films, the extra cost to make sure that their titles have enough replay value for you seems like a wise investment. The action here is fairly mixed, but as usual there’s some problems with the technical aspects and the extras are extremely weak. There’s also the fact that the overall DVD looks like it might have been authored by people who didn’t make the cut for the Special Olympics.

Note to Mother Productions / Fetish Films: You could have some nice movies if you’d put a little effort into learning how to work your cameras better. After that, you might want to learn something about DVD authoring. At the very least, you should look at the DVDs other porn companies are putting out so you could maybe get an idea of how to make a good one.

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