La Femme Nikita: A Tranny Spy Parody Review

Reviewed by astroknight  on  11/20/2011

Running Time: 92 min.

Production Date: None given

Director: Tom Thumb

Cast: Angelina Torres, Falcon Thrust, and Stone Hard in sexual roles with Fatale Femme and Nathan Explosion in non-sex roles

Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are a little weak, which is far from unusual for niche porn such as this. The audio is normally decently balanced, but there are a few background noises. The video is presented in anamorphic widescreen and hovers around the average mark. The lighting, camera handling, and clarity are all pretty decent. All that goes out the window for the third scene, which has horrible technical aspects including extremely shaky camera work and being able to hear the directions given to the performers.

The Movie: Let's see, there's a Division who's apparently bad guys and drugged both Angelina and her lover with an experimental sex drug. Now the bottle blonde with a gun and a cock is out for a little revenge, as well as the antidote, as the Division tries to capture her.

After Angelina draws a gun on black Falcon, he lets her know he won't turn her over to Division and they head to the couch for a bit of fun. They kiss before he sucks Angelina's tits while groping her legs and ass with Angelina groping him through his pants at the same time. Angelina sucks his cock and lets Falcon strip them both down before he tongues her ass and lets her suck his cock a bit more. She mixes in some good throat action for him before sitting back and letting him suck her cock in return with a little ass licking mixed in. Falcon fucks her from behind before letting Angelina ride him reverse cowgirl style while he gropes her cock. Falcon also fucks her missionary style before letting Angelina have a nice pop on her face.

After Angelina knocks Stone out at her safehouse, she brings him back groping him crotch through his pants. She helps him strip down and kisses her way across his chest before moving down to suck and stroke his cock. Angelina keeps working Stone over orally as he lays back before taking a decent pop in her mouth.

Natasha flashes back to the first time Angelina was exposed to the sex drug. She and Stone kiss on a bed with Angelina working in plenty of kisses across Stone's chest before their clothes magically disappear and she works him over orally. Angelina lays back for Stone to suck her cock and eat her ass in return before riding him in each of the cowgirls. Stone also takes her from behind before they stroke their cocks together and he pops on her tits.

After being sprayed with the sex drug, Angelina can't keep her hands off herself. She runs her hands around her tits before pulling up her dress to stroke her cock. Angelina keeps stroking herself through numerous editing cuts and finally acts as though she popped even though no cum is seen.

When Stone comes in to check on Angelina, he finds her knocked out but still horny. They kiss and help each other strip down as Angelina starts sucking his cock. Stone kisses his way across Angelina's chest before sucking her cock, eating her ass, and fucking her missionary style. Angelina also gives it up doggie style before getting on top for a little cowgirl action. She lays back for Stone to pound her ass missionary style a bit more before Stone strokes his cock to a pop on Angelina's stomach.

La Femme Nikita: A Tranny Spy Parody is a pretty average tranny release. As usual with niche titles like tranny releases, that means it falls well below what one expects of a mainstream release. The story is slightly below average even by porn standards, and although there's some attempts to make it a little more artistic with some nice black and white footage, it never ends up being much more than a minor diversion. I'll admit to not being that into trannies and that I checked this release out mostly due to being a fan of many of the previous incarnations of Nikita, but there wasn't anything that really drew me in here. The guys seemed to be nicely into Angelina, but the scenes also came off a bit cold at times. Angelina didn't seem like she could act her way out of a wet paper bag, and although I know this isn't normally a big requirement for tranny performers, if one's going to make a movie like this it seems like some acting talent should be required. It might not have been quite as bad if the rest of the cast had showed that they could act a little, but they were laughably bad as well. The biggest problem for me was the camera work and editing, which often seemed juvenile and amateurish. This doesn't seem uncommon from my limited experience to tranny movies, and with the exception of one scene most of it was fairly average. The third scene, however, made me wonder if the cameraman had overdosed on cough syrup that morning as the camera never seemed like it could stay still for three seconds in a row. La Femme Nikita: A Tranny Spy Parody leaves plenty to be desired, but compared to tranny porn as a whole it seems pretty average.

The Extras: The photo gallery lasts about a minute and a half.

Condom Usage: 100%

Final Thoughts: If you're a fan of Angelina Torres and want a bit of a plot, it's probably worth picking up. Those who are just curious, however, will definitely want to keep this one to a rental.

Note to Juicy Entertainment: A little effort towards the extras could go a very long way. At the very least one would think that this would have been a good place for a bonus scene from Ugly Betty: A XXX Tranny Parody.

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