L.A. Boyz Swallow Review

Reviewed by Joe Shaver  on  7/19/2006

From its title and the blurb on the cover one expects this film to contain cum-eating. It doesn’t. To me cum-eating means getting a mouthful of the stuff and swallowing it down. It doesn’t mean giving a little lick to a dick long after it has shot its load. Yet it is only the little lick that a couple of the twinks do here.

There are no real standouts in the cast. The sex is nothing to overly stimulate the viewer.

It begins with Micky Montana and Eduardo Rivera scanning the want ads for jobs. Eduardo is soon scanning Micky’s pants and leading him to a secluded area where he sucks him off.

We then find blond Steven Hunter—the only twink in this film worthy of a second look—jogging. He jogs by a bench whereon sits Miguel Rodeo. Steven invites Miguel back to his apartment where Miguel fucks him.

Micky and Eduardo are interviewed for a job by fairly cute Lee Dalton wearing wire-rimmed spectacles. Lee imagines both naked on his sofa and him sucking their cocks. He also imagines fucking Eduardo as the Latin lad sucks Micky.

Another young Latino, Marco Garcia, finds a private place to jack off. He has no pubic hair.

The final scene has the jogger Steven and the job-seeker Micky together. They shower. Both sport erections. They go into the bedroom where Steven sucks Micky’s cock and Micky only pretends to suck Steven’s. (Micky covers Steven’s cock with his hand and then holds his hand to his mouth.) Now a fake fuck is bad enough but a fake suck is simply unacceptable! If a guy won’t suck cock that’s one thing. But to fake it insults the viewers, the guy who is getting the fake suck, and the guy faking the suck.
Steven then gets fucked.

If you want cum-eating get one of the S.E.V.P. films or one of the Treasure Island sagas. If you want cute twinks, I’d advise you to look elsewhere also. Rent, if you must see this.