Kylie Ireland Exposed Review

"Kylie Ireland Exposed" is one of New Machine’s "Exposure" series, which is 100% compellation. It features one star usually from the beginning of their adult video careers, but also tosses in a couple of other relative unknown beauties. That’s certainly the case here with the ever-lovely Ms. Ireland.

Now in all honesty, New Machine didn’t have to include a B-team, as Kylie has certainly done more than her share of videos to fill a shelf. So I would suspect that including any kind of second act wasn’t to fill the roster as it was to give them a chance to shine somewhere.

Before I get into the video itself, I want to point out a few things about the box cover. First, don’t let the box cover fool you. The image you see of Kylie as a stunning redhead with the shaved pussy is NOT the refined and seasoned version of her that you’ll be seeing in this DVD. Instead, these videos are all back from when she was an equally stunning blond. Second, there’s a special guest star in this video that is not mentioned on the box that probably should have, even though you can see her in some of the pictures on the back. You’ll see what I mean in a minute…

So the first thing that this reviewer notices once he pops the DVD into his player is that there are NO SCENE SELECTIONS! At first I thought it was mistake, because I’ve seen other "Exposure" videos with one, but no, there is no mistake. New Machine forgot to include a scene selection with this one! Folks, even Grade-Z, sub-amateur, "what the hell were they thinking" videos have scene selection! Serious faux pas on New Machine’s behalf.

But it turns out that it’s the only serious flaw with this video.

The first scene is Kylie from "Up and Cummers #10"… and who is that getting undressed with her on the bed? None other than a very young Jenna Jameson! Yes, not only do you get to see Kylie when she was just starting in the adult scene, but you also get to see Jenna back when she had all-natural breasts. This is certainly a treat. Kylie just has on a sundress so she gets out of it much quicker than Jenna could get out of all of her clothes. They get naked, they kiss, Kylie goes down on Jenna until she cums, then Jenna does the same to Kylie. Then they find a pocket rocket and they each try it out… much to their pleasure. Then Randy West, who has thus far only enjoyed watching the show, gets into the act. First he samples each of the girls with his tongue, and then they get to sample him with their tongues. Then he lines himself up and sticks his cock into Kylie. They go at it for two positions while Jenna plays with herself. Randy and Kylie then take a quick break to get Jenna off, then they get on top of her for a Kylie sandwich, with Randy plugging away at Kylie doggie-style. Then the girls both finish Randy off for a facial pop. Very nice.

Next up is "Up and Cummers #18". Kylie is back on Randy’s bed, but this time she’s sharing it with Jordan McKnight (who also does not get any credit in this video). As with the previous scene, they both get undressed, they both engage in foreplay, Kylie goes down on Jordan, but then she brings out the toys. Jordan then returns the favor, using the toys first on Kylie, then her mouth. Then they go into a 69 position. That’s when Randy gets in front of the camera again and announces that this was Jordan’s first actual girl-girl experience. And since he’s now in front of the camera, he HAS to get some of that action. First they pleasure each other orally, then he gets his cock inside Kylie again for some missionary position. Then Jordan gets tagged in and he does her doggie-style. They Kylie tags in and gets some doggie action. And they finish with some teamwork jerkoff pop.

Okay, now we take a break from Randy’s little abode. Our next taste of Kylie comes from "Seymore and Shane Do Ireland". That’s in Seymore Butts and Shane, although this time it’s Shane who is behind the camera instead of Seymore. Seymore and Kylie start by making out in the back of a minivan or SUV or truck or whatever good-sized vehicle they were in. Mind you, this isn’t on a set or in someone’s bedroom. They’re really in a vehicle in the middle of some busy parking lot with plenty of people and traffic all around. They get each other undressed, and then Seymore gets Kylie off with a little finger action. She turns around and sucks him off before managing to sit herself on top of his cock and go at it doggie-style in between the back of the front seats. They manage to spin around so he can do her missionary, and then they finish with a pop just outside of her pussy. How they manage to move around like that inside a car is astonishing, especially since Shane was right in there as well with the camera. Great gonzo work!

Next… "New Ends 8", and we get to see Kylie’s first anal scene with Ed Powers. He first does a little ventriloquist act with her pussy before getting to business. He goes down her first, then watches as she pleasures herself before she starts sucking on his cock. While she’s doing that, he prepares her ass with a little finger probing. Then he DP’s her with his cock and his finger. Then he goes ahead and slowly enters her butt. He takes it slowly, and she seems to love every minute of it. They take this through three positions, including a brief POV shot from missionary, before Ed pulls his dick out and sprays her with his cum.

Now to wrap things up, we have the "B" team of Michelle and Cassie from "Real Female Masturbation 3". This is another one of Randy West’s creation, which is pretty obvious from his play-by-play comentary. Michelle and Cassie are two blondes with identical natural boobs who don’t mind getting naked and playing with themselves. They do dueling masturbation, both with their fingers and with toys, but they pretty much keep to themselves. Randy keeps his action in his pants (for the most part) and stays behind he camera. It’s rather plain given all of the action in the previous scenes, but I suppose if you like seeing women play with themselves and get themselves off over and over again it would be worth it.

The extras in this video consist of five trailers, a static text biography of Kylie, a photo gallery, and a quick info page on New Machine. Slightly more than the usual fare, but there is certainly room for improvement, especially given the fact that there are no scene selections and a text biography.

All in all a pretty decent look at Kylie’s early years in the industry, and one to recommend if you’re a fan of the redheaded beauty. But beyond that, though, I’d say get it only if you can at a discount.