Kum Phuque Klub Review

Reviewed by Joe Shaver  on  8/9/2005

The full listing for this little opus is BORN IN AMERICA: 18 & HARD – KUM PHUQUE KLUB and then in parentheses: (Cum Fuck Club) as if we couldn’t figure it out.

It begins with a bevy of twinks arriving and sitting down to watch a porn film. This leads us to:

Chapter One: “I Wish”. Skylar Adams, a handsome and sexy youth with a pink sunburst tattoo over a pierced nipple and hair beginning to appear on his slender chest, is sitting watching porn and stroking his dick. At the phuque klub, Troy Fox is watching this film-within-a-film and wishes he were the manikin behind the masturbating Skylar. Presto-chango, Troy gets his wish and replaces the dummy. He wastes no time in crawling over the back on the sofa and going down on Skylar’s thin dick. The already nude Skylar strips Troy and discovers a thick dick. Actually when we see them side-by-side Troy’s is twice the thickness of Skylar’s. However, Skylar is not in the least deterred as he sucks the monster and they segue into a hot 69. Troy rolls a condom over his beer-can cock and Skylar sits down on it. I’m surprised that it goes in so easily causing Skylar to move to the top of my twink-to-know list. Troy soon rolls him over and plugs him in the missionary position. It’s a hot fuck. They sit side-by-side and jerk off. As in all the scenes multiple cameras catch the money shots from various angles. Skylar is surprised to find himself embracing the manikin as the scene ends.

Chapter Two: “My Hand”. A twunk (a cross between a twink and a hunk) Steve Shot poses and jacks off. Overly muscular Steve has an average cock; but, you know, when guys workout to make their arms, chest, and legs huge it only makes the genitals seem smaller. He gets a pretty good load from it though.

Chapter Three: “I Win”. Kayden Scott and a very young Adam Cox are playing strip foosball. Kayden wins and Adam must service him. They suck dick before Adam lies on the floor and lifts his legs for Kayden to enter him. Later a lazy Kayden lies on the floor for Adam to sit on his cock and ride. A championship jockey never rode a horse as well as Adam rides that dick. I’ve never seen anyone better at it than this young eighteen-year-old.

Chapter Four: “The Presidency” is not about Bill C. and certainly not about the dickless George W. B. It’s about Elian Sabata being named president of the club. This means he gets to direct the orgy. Everyone rushes downstairs and soon the floor is littered with clothing. Everyone finds a dick to suck or someone to suck them. At certain moments Elian calls out “Change” and all switch groups or partners. (I suggest you do this the next time you host an orgy.) I’m not a fan of orgies per se since as soon as I get interested in one group the camera switches to another. But these stud muffins are all cute and it’s pleasant to watch. But when Elian calls “Fuck Time” I discover a certain part of my anatomy has becomes very interested indeed. As I said, all are cute as a basket of puppies; but outstanding are a sweet oriental-American Tye Kang; slender and sexy Peter Wess; and Joshua Tyler, a young Virginian whose skin is as white as milk.

Not for beef lovers, but those who find chicken dick-lickin’ good will definitely enjoy this one.