Knocked Up (Treasure Island Media) Review

Reviewed by Joe Shaver  on  1/5/2005

There are three scenes and three bottoms in this film. In each scene a bottom takes several bare dicks up his ass. The fucker will cum, and then is ordered to shove his skuzzy cock and as much cum as he can back into the ass. After this, a young guy comes along and licks up the cum oozing out of the anus.

Karl is the first bottom. He lies on his back with his legs in the air and is impaled first by an anonymous cock. He pulls out to cum, and then pushes it back in. Then Jeremy—the clean-up guy licks away. Next is redheaded Erich Lange. Erich was a cute twink in pre-condom flicks and now is a still handsome guy fucking without a condom. (He bottomed in his twink phase.) He is followed by two Big Daddies. Erich holds his hands to catch a bleached twink’s cum. (You’re in good hands with Allstate.) Erich then uses the kid’s cum as lube to fuck Karl again. A cute kid in a red cap presents his ass to Karl who doesn’t fuck it (the web site calls the kid ‘a shy novice’). Instead, Karl cums on the butt cheeks. Jeremy then cleans the kid’s ass and sucks on his cock, but it doesn’t get hard and so we cut abruptly to the next scene.

In this scene the bottom is lying in a sling. He has a beard. This guy is the most impassive bottom I have ever seen. From time to time he takes a hit on some poppers, but the face remains totally without expression. He just lies there like a two-dollar whore. It must be like fucking a corpse. Among his ‘customers’ is the handsomest fucker in the film: a sexy, good-looking stud with black curly hair and a longish dick who uses the nom de porn, Tom Tomorrow. On his second fuck, Tom drops a large part of his load on the floor. This doesn’t deter Jeremy who gets right down and slurps it up off the floor.

Since the final bottom is lying on his stomach, all I first see is a pretty ass. The guy looks like he is cute and young. When I finally see his face, he is not that cute and not that young. Still he’s the best looking bottom in the film. The problem here is that the guys chosen to fuck him are the least attractive in the film. One of them is downright repulsive and looks as though he’s posed for the logo for Smith Brothers’ cough drops.

I watch these films with interest, I must admit. They don’t really get me hard. One reason is that the guys are not attractive; and then always in the back of my mind is the foolishness of what they are doing in this age of A.I.D.S. It’s like watching a tightrope walker or an aerial act performing without a net and taking stupid unnecessary chances. I mean it’s one thing to fuck bareback—but to be told to make certain the cum goes into the ass, is sheer insanity! Especially with performers who look anything but healthy!