Knight Gallery Review

Reviewed by Joe Shaver  on  4/29/2006

The concept in this transfer from an earlier VHS is from an old TV show, Rod Serling’s “Night Gallery”. A tough-looking Bruno introduces each segment using the same staccato delivery of the sullen Mr. Serling. Each scene begins behind an ornate frame as though it’s a painting in a gallery. (See I got it.)

PICTURE #1 – A construction worker played by Tim (who is very pale here in a return to porn following his incarceration for allegedly murdering his sugar daddy) orders co-worker Casey Williams an attractive blond to “crawl over here and suck my cock!” Then, after Casey has played the flesh flute for much too long a time, Tim fucks the man for much too long a time—even standing still at one point and letting Casey do all the work. All the while Tim babbles on in his typical egotistical chatter and gives his usual bored, lackluster performance that telegraphs to the viewer that he would really prefer cunt. (To be fair, Tim did do some good work in his early days, such as the classic Fratrimony. I also liked him in Down Under, where William Higgins had a robust Aussie fuck Tim until he became a quivering mass of jelly. Unfortunately neither has been transferred to DVD.)

PICTURE #2 – Scott Baldwin (not one of the Baldwin brothers, but he should be) and Eric York go at it in a bed. Sucking, rimming, and sixty-nining until Scott fucks the lad in a variety of positions. The scene concludes with Scott jacking off as Eric eats out his ass. Eric then cums on Scott.

PICTURE #3 – The hottest one in the film! Desirable young Alec Powers [Ah, why do we have to age?] is watching a hunky boxer (Marco Rossi) working out on a punching bag. Deciding to continue his workout on Alec, Marco approaches the handsome lad who proceeds to suck on Marco’s chest and the thumb of his boxing glove. He then drops down to suck on Marco’s cock. Marco is not averse to sucking some on Alec’s uncut bone before inserting himself in Alec’s willing bottom. Punching his cock in Alec’s sweet rear is infinitely better than punching a bag. (Mature and bulked up now, Alec only tops now. Sad, as he was such a nice bottom.)

PICTURE #4 – With extremely sensuous foreplay, Rob Banks strokes his body before stroking his cock, cumming all too quickly.

PICTURE #5 – Devyn Foster and Josh Powell show off their magnificent bods in a black room with a mirror. It's not overly erotic but certainly sensuous and visually quite beautiful. Only Devyn ejaculates.

Anything would be anti-climactic after Rossi and Powers. Properly edited the film would begin with scene 5; then scene 2; then 4; and finally scene three. Notice I’ve deleted scene one.
Although not a golden oldie by any means, it’s fairly cheap and certainly worth a rental to see such beauties as Rossi and Powers making love. Ares fucking Apollo.