Kill Jill 2 Review

Reviewed by The D-Man  on  10/8/2007

Yes, there is such a thing as acting and plots in porn films, especially when they're spoofing a mainstream movie.

The Cast
Going over the female cast we have: Mya Luanna: undeniably beautiful and sensual, and comes across like a panther on the prowl.
Shyla Stylez: Looks nice, especially in that leather outfit, but that eye-patch is bit distracting.
Roxi Deville: A sexy and well-pierced bad girl.
Lindsey Meadows: At first glance, she looks a little like Jenna Haze, or even a combo of Jenna Haze and another vixen from several years ago, Temptress.
Jasmine Byrne: A non-sex role? Arrgh...!
Dee: (brief flashback from Kill Jill 1).
Jill Kelly: (brief flashback from Kill Jill 1).

The Sex
Scene 1: Mya Luvana and Derrick Pierce.

Mya's wedding gets broken by some evil organization, with one villainess screwing the groom (Steven St. Croix) while Mya watches with Jasmine's sword at her throat. Mya tries to blot out the action by remembering (or fantasizing) a tryst with Derrick Pierce. The trip down memory lane begins with Derrick licking Mya's lovely pussy, getting her worked up for render a sensuous blow-job. (I like the way Mya rthymatically gyrates her body as she sucks Derrick's cock). Mya gets on top of Mr. Pierce for a bout of cowgirl, leaning back at first, then leaning forward. Our couple continues their synchronized rutting until it's time to switch over to the doggie position. After getting prodded from behind, Mya lies back on her back for some missionary, leading up to a cumshot on her her belly.


Scene 2: Roxy DeVille and Steven St. Croix

Meanwhile, Roxy is greedily sucking Steven's schlong. (Bonus points for occasionally using her teeth, and later, for flashing a simmering, diabolical look). Although Roxy is supposedly having her way with Steven, our hostage gets into things by fingering the brunettes' pussy, which leads to an insertion in doggie style. After a while, Steven changes over to pumping Roxy in missionary, taking a little time out to lick Roxy's lower holes. (At one point, Roxy is practically rolled up, with Steven crouching atop Roxy hips, hammering away). Roxy's cries get louder and louder, and eventually, Steven erupts all across Roxy's upper body.


Scene 3: Shyla Stylez and Mya Luvana

After the little session of forced infidelity, Mya confronts Shyla inside a barn. The ladies start off with a tease sequence, and one could guess that they are trying to outdo other. (Although Mya opts for a slower dance of seduction). Shyla and Mya first make out, and then Shyla goes down on Mya burying her tongue and fingers deep into Mya's cooze. Of course, Mya returns the favor, first with her wicked little tongue, and then clear-looking dildo. After the girls ride a double sided dildo, the girls use their toys on each other until their exhausted.


Scene 4: Lindsey Meadows and Jean Valjean

After facing the evil Shyla, Mya searches for her master to prefect her karma-fu training. Her master balks at first, and instead has two of pupils demonstrate their karma-fu as Mya watches. Our couple begins with some spirited kissing, which of course, leads to them disrobing. After a mutual touching session, Lindsey goes to her knees to blow her man. (Lindsey definitely shows her mastery of inhaling cock without using her hands). After Lindsey gets her cooze licked from behind, the students engage in some standing supported missionary, which seems to be a good alternative to lifting barbells. Ms. Meadows then mounts Jean for a session of cowgirl, and at one point, Jean holds Lindsey's hands behind her back as she bounces up and down. A quick session of P2M action precedes a sideways cowgirl position (and bonus points for creativity). The modified cowgirl position then morphs into reverse cowgirl, and then, Lindsey flips over to take it doggie style. The scene winds down with Lindsey jerking Jean off onto her tongue. The best scene in the video, IMHO.


Scene 5: Mya Luanna and Van Damage

Armed with new insight and power (which is rather unfortunate for Steven), Mya puts the move on the high master of karma-fu. Mya starts off by giving the teacher some head, slowly and at first, hands-free. Mya then unleashes her mystical snatch by bouncing on top of her master's cock. (With one leg on the ground, and one perched atop the arm of a chair, no less. Work those hamstrings!). Mya then gets up, leans over the chair, and grabs on to it while her teacher plows her from behind. The decadent duel continues on the ground as Mya gets pumped first in doggie, then in good old missionary. At the end, Mya signals her triumph by jerking her partner off.

The DVD

Decent camera work and an equally decent plot, even if the later is a spoof of something I've already seen. The DVD extras (Behind the Scenes, Star Index, Sex Talk, Slide show and Movie Trailers) are okay.

Summary

Mya Luanna is a certified hottie, and she shines here. Yes, the plot is a bit corny, but hey, it doesn't detract from the sex. All in all, a fairly solid effort from Hustler Video.