Kelly Madison's World Famous Tits 8 Review

Kelly Madison's World Famous Tits: Vol. 8

Studio: PornFildelity

Starring: Kelly Madison, Ryan Madison, Maggie Green (uncredited)

Length: 2 hours 26 minutes (Disc 1)
2 hours 15 minutes (Disc 2)

I have several in the World's Famous Tits series to review, and because any series has a lot of elements in common, a lot of my comments are going to be the same for each title. So if you feel like you're reading the same review over and over, it just seems that way.

Kelly Madison, arguably the most famous huge-breasted mature working in XXX today, seems to be transitioning herself out of most of her studio's output; her name tends to turn up as director or art director in scenes, rather than as a performer. If you want to see Kelly in action, your best bet is to get one of the World's Famous Tits series. This one is #8.

World's Famous Tits is a potpourri collection of shorts. Kelly only has sex with other women, her husband Ryan, or performs solo, so getting a World's Famous Tits DVD means you really have to want to see Kelly and Ryan, because that's it.

If you do like Kelly and Ryan then you're set. As usual with Kelly Madison's recent releases, you get a lot for your coin. Two discs, both over two hours, and most of that is real porn, not filler like photo galleries and trailers. They have those as well, but they're a small part of the total package.

Disc 1:

• Hoe with a Garden Hose: sex in the back yard.
• Peachy Keen: sex in a bed in the bedroom.
• Disco Dildo: masturbation in a stylized disco ballroom. (My DVD has a bad spot and this scene is mostly unviewable)
• Fabulous Forty-Four: (My DVD has a bad spot and this scene is completely unviewable).
• Bedroom Begging: masturbation and sex in the bedroom.
• Swingin Fuck: begins with Kelly in a pink circus outfit, riding an indoor swing suspended from a high ceiling, followed by sex with Ryan.
• Panty Trickster: Kelly wearing white lingerie in a gold-themed room. Masturbation and sex with Ryan.
• Love is ...: sex with Ryan in the bedroom.
• Cabin Fever: sex with Ryan in a cabin.
• Bare in the Woods: outdoor sex in the woods.
• Cum on My Tits: Kelly in a sheer, black knit top; sex with Ryan.

Disc 2:

• Puttin on the Ritz: Kelly in a hotel room, masturbating and POV sex at the window, then finally in bed.
• Cruise on In: In a cruise ship cabin; Kelly in a thin red type top, masturbation and POV sex with Ryan.
• The Death of Nurse Kelly: strange, very stylistized Gothic Horror Porn (I never thought I'd type that phrase), with Kelly fucking a mad scientist and Igore (both played by Ryan). Probably a parody of a movie I've never seen.
• Sex Show: sex in a beach-side resort room.

Also on Disc 2:

• Behind the Scenes with Kelly
• Photo Gallery and BTS Photo Gallery
• Bonus Scene: The Gazonga Girls: Kelly, Maggie Green and Ryan in a threesome.
• Trailers

I think the World's Famous Tits is a great series. The production values are high and the DVD is well put together, with lots of chapters and easy navigation. It looks like they spend real time and creative effort to make these things, in contrast to the stuff being shovelled out at minimal cost and effort by many other studios.

As I said earlier, though, you really have to have sport wood for Kelly and Ryan for this to work for you; they try to give a variety of locations, visual moods and tones to the scenes, but ultimately it comes down to what Kelly's wearing, what dildo or vibrator she's going to use, and in which positions that she and Ryan are going to screw. (There is one FF scene, the "bonus" on Disc 2, but the vast majority is just Kelly and Ryan.) So it's a bit like going to a hamburger stand--is going to be the triple cheeseburger today, or the pastrami burger, or the ortega chili burger, or a patty melt? It's always a burger, but you can do a lot of different things with it. But it's always a burger.