Juice That Runs Down Her Thighs, The Review

Running Time:
30 min.

Release Date:
09/24/2018

Director:
None credited

Cast:
Caroline Ardolino
with
Mr. Big Fat Dick

Audio /Video Quality:
The technical aspects are above average. The audio is clear and I didn't notice any background noises. The video is presented in anamorphic widescreen and looks decent. It's a little soft, but the tripods keep things pretty steady and the lighting is decent.

Watermark Warning:
I don't know of anyone who likes watermarks, but if people think it helps them against piracy I guess I can live with them if they're done right. Here HiTZEFREi.com does it pretty well. There's some color to the watermark which does make it stand out a little, it is a little on the large side, and it stays in one place, but it's also positioned in the lower left corner where it tends to stand out a lot because of the color in the watermark and somebody's body often shows up across the logo. It's not a bad watermark, but it was much more noticeable than I expected it to be.

The Movie:

After an opening with a wheel to spin, the MILF Hunters head to Praha where the scene cuts to Mr. Big Fat Dick sitting on a couch in a room as brunette Caroline enters, and quickly checks herself after seeing him. The chat a little about her showing him the house before they both sit on the couch and Mr. Big Fat Dick runs a hand along her stocking-clad leg to see if maybe he can get her to work him a better deal as he's more interested in what's in the house than the outside of the house. He gropes her tits before they kiss and soon after Caroline is groping him through his pants and sliding them off to work on his semi-hard cock that just doesn't seem to interested in coming to the party. He gets a little harder as Caroline works him over orally and stands up as she continues to mouth his manhood and gives her some back of the head help as he stands before her. Mr. Big Fat Dick lays Caroline back on the couch and strips off her panties to eat and finger her pussy as he gives himself a hand before she sucks his cock a little more (which seems like it responds better to a man's hand than a woman's mouth). Caroline strips down and rides Mr. Big Fat Dick cowgirl style before letting him lay her back to fuck her bald beaver missionary style. Caroline gets on all fours for Mr. Big Fat Dick to eat her from behind and spank her ass as he strokes himself more before fucking her doggie style. He has Caroline get on top for a reverse cowgirl ride and plays with her pussy a bit before Caroline hops off to suck and stroke his cock as well as sucking his balls and lapping at his taint as he gives himself a hand. After about three more minutes of sucking and stroking, Mr. Big Fat Dick gives Caroline a fairly average pop around her mouth that's poorly captured due to the camera angle and then grabs his phone to snap a photo of her cleaning him up.

The Juice That Runs Down Her Thighs is one of those scenes where as you watch it, you know you're probably not going to remember it five minutes after finishing it and can't help but wonder if you should just save yourself the time of this scene and start watching something else. I'm not saying that it's bad, as the bad ones definitely stick in one's head, but I'm certainly not saying that it's anything close to good. Caroline does a decent job, but most everything else about the scene is complete forgettable. The camera work leaves plenty to be desired, and rotates between a halfway decent view (at least during the fucking), a long distance shot, and a closer shot that often seems a little off. I'm not sure what the spinning the wheel thing was about at the start, as it could have been completely cut out, and the opening between Caroline and "Mr. Big Fat Dick" (perhaps by Asian standards, but by white guy standards seems just above average) was the stuff that's been made fun of for porn setups since long before I was able to legally watch porn. Furthermore, the camera seemed like it was avoiding Caroline to show "Mr. Big Fat Dick" so much that I wonder if HiTZEFREi.com was so hard up to put somebody behind the camera that they decided to grab the cheapest gay guy they could find to put behind the camera. Actually, I'm not sure it was just the cameraman as "Mr. Big Fat Dick" was completely naked long before we even got a glimpse of one of Caroline's titties. Finally, I"m not sure where the title of The Juice That Runs Down Her Thighs came from as Caroline never seemed to get that juicy and I never noticed her squirt. The Juice That Runs Down Her Thighs can be easily passed by without much worry.

The Extras:
As usual with web scenes, no extras are included

Condom Usage:
None

Final Thoughts:
By the time you read this review, I'm pretty sure I've already forgotten about this release.

Note to HiTZEFREi.com:
If you're aiming to be a forgotten studio, I guess you're well on your way from the few of your releases I've seen.

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